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lilhave · 01-16-2009, 08:43 AM

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? How do they check?
What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If it was a three hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes with her?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only be troubled and insecure?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Harvey

tv star collector · 01-16-2009, 10:50 AM

Good ones!!

Marvo301 · 01-16-2009, 06:34 PM

those are some great questions! When are you going to post the answers?!?!

lilhave · 01-16-2009, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

those are some great questions! When are you going to post the answers?!?!

I need help

MickeyMac · 01-16-2009, 09:14 PM

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Thats a good question

01-16-2009, 08:43 AM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	Why? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? How do they check? What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? If it was a three hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes with her? Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only be troubled and insecure? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Harvey
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01-16-2009, 06:34 PM	#3
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,452	those are some great questions! When are you going to post the answers?!?!
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01-16-2009, 10:50 AM	#2
tv star collector I Love Susie Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 18, 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 4,486	Good ones!!

01-16-2009, 09:14 PM	#5
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,004	Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Thats a good question