The SlapChop Commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Janice Johnson]

Vince Offer has a new(er) commercial called the SlapChop..... Vince from Shamwow commercial has a commercial(okay, mini informercial) about a food processer that chops up your food into tiny pieces.... Vince goes from looking shady in the Shamwow commercial( he kind of looks like the guy who stands on your corner, going 'psssss, I got a "Rolex" for $10.00, which is really a "Rollex") to looking like a normal guy in the Slapchop commercial.... EVERY line he says is PURE hilarity!!!!!!!!!!!!! The most infamous line he says in the SC is, ""You're gonna love my nuts."(which I am surprised that the line was aired on TV, what with all the PC's in the media). He actually is talking about real nuts, peanuts, almonds, and Walnuts.... But, as he says, 'You're gonna love my nuts," the camera pans down to right around his stomach area and he reaches under the counter like he is going to show the viewer his actual own "nuts!"*Janice almost falls out of her chair, and gasps, "WHY DID HE GO UNDER THE COUNTER?!!!!!!!!!!!* (but he pulls out the actual, food nuts)....

His other lines are also full of sexual innuendo. He says, "You can slap away all day." He also says, "You just bang it."(talking about the graty, a chesse grater).... "He says, 'I can do it with one hand, you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it."(taliking about the slapchop. Ew. (I said, 'Ew." Not Vince.... )

Overall, this whole mini informercial is funny.....