David Letterman "Top Ten Signs You Are Watching Too Much Football." - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Wreckless · 01-06-2009, 05:31 PM

David Letterman, on the Tonight Show, everyday of the week has his top 10 list, and last night happened to be related to sports, and the top 10 signs you are watching too much football lol. Here's the list.

10. Only fresh air you've had this month is opening door for pizza guy
9. You refer to orange juice as Fedex orange juice
8. When wife finishes making dinner, you dump jug of Gatorade on her
7. You schedule an appointment to talk to your doctor about Andy Reid's cholesterol
6. You Got a telestrator in the bedroom
5. Three words: Norv Turner tattoo
4. You fantasize about Gisele Bundchen falling in love with you and introducing you to Tom Brady
3. When you go to McDonald's you insist on ordering the McNabb
2. Laura has to keep reminding you you're still President for two more weeks
1.To be more like your favorite New York Giant, you shoot yourself in the leg

LOL

lmao

Waterston_Fan · 01-06-2009, 05:54 PM

That is so funny.

I like #5 though.

Wreckless · 01-06-2009, 06:20 PM

Yeah it is lol. Yeah I figured you would.

GARFIELDKOOL · 01-06-2009, 08:01 PM

I like #3 and 10. LOL

Wreckless · 01-06-2009, 08:10 PM

10 definitely applies to me and my life

lol

GARFIELDKOOL · 01-06-2009, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wreckless

10 definitely applies to me and my life

lol

I like 10 because I have been doing that a lot lately than I usually do.

Wreckless · 01-06-2009, 08:16 PM

^ Yeah. It gives me or people in general a reason to not step outside the house

. The guy is at the door, I am in my socks and especially if it's raining or cold and nasty out, I just stand inside and wait for him to hand me the pizza and sometimes soda or side order, without having to step outside into the real world lol.

catlover79 · 01-06-2009, 10:50 PM

#8 really cracked me up.

TVFactFan · 01-07-2009, 01:19 AM

After #10, the rest of the list was no where near funny and made no sense.

catlover79 · 01-07-2009, 01:26 AM

Hey, did you guys hear about the Eagles/Giants bet tonight on Jay Leno? If the Giants win, Kevin Eubanks has to shave his mustache. If the Eagles win, John Melendez has to shave his head!!

TVFactFan · 01-07-2009, 01:29 AM

The Bet made no sense to me, it would have made more sense to say

If Eagles lose Kevin Eubanks has to wear a Giants Hat for a Week on the show

And If the Giants Lose John Melendez has to wear a Eagles Hat for a week

Not sure what all the shaving was about

catlover79 · 01-07-2009, 01:33 AM

^ I don't get the shaving thing either, but oh well.

I remember when the Eagles lost to the Patriots in the 2005 Super Bowl, Kev ended up getting dunked in a tank filled with New England clam chowder!!

Wreckless · 01-07-2009, 06:13 AM

lol no, that's pretty funny though.

browneyes106 · 01-07-2009, 12:31 PM

fedex orange juice lol

catlover79 · 01-07-2009, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wreckless

lol no, that's pretty funny though.

Monday's show will definitely be interesting.

01-07-2009, 12:31 PM	#14
browneyes106 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 01, 2008 Posts: 6,094	fedex orange juice lol
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01-06-2009, 05:31 PM	#1
Wreckless Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 04, 2007 Location: Banned Posts: 9,406	David Letterman "Top Ten Signs You Are Watching Too Much Football." David Letterman, on the Tonight Show, everyday of the week has his top 10 list, and last night happened to be related to sports, and the top 10 signs you are watching too much football lol. Here's the list. 10. Only fresh air you've had this month is opening door for pizza guy 9. You refer to orange juice as Fedex orange juice 8. When wife finishes making dinner, you dump jug of Gatorade on her 7. You schedule an appointment to talk to your doctor about Andy Reid's cholesterol 6. You Got a telestrator in the bedroom 5. Three words: Norv Turner tattoo 4. You fantasize about Gisele Bundchen falling in love with you and introducing you to Tom Brady 3. When you go to McDonald's you insist on ordering the McNabb 2. Laura has to keep reminding you you're still President for two more weeks 1.To be more like your favorite New York Giant, you shoot yourself in the leg LOL lmao

01-06-2009, 05:54 PM	#2
Waterston_Fan Eternal Member Eternal Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 26, 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,195	That is so funny. I like #5 though.

01-06-2009, 06:20 PM	#3
Wreckless Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 04, 2007 Location: Banned Posts: 9,406	Yeah it is lol. Yeah I figured you would.

01-06-2009, 08:01 PM	#4
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	I like #3 and 10. LOL

01-06-2009, 08:10 PM	#5
Wreckless Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 04, 2007 Location: Banned Posts: 9,406	10 definitely applies to me and my life lol

01-06-2009, 08:16 PM	#7
Wreckless Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 04, 2007 Location: Banned Posts: 9,406	^ Yeah. It gives me or people in general a reason to not step outside the house . The guy is at the door, I am in my socks and especially if it's raining or cold and nasty out, I just stand inside and wait for him to hand me the pizza and sometimes soda or side order, without having to step outside into the real world lol.

01-06-2009, 10:50 PM	#8
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	#8 really cracked me up.
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01-07-2009, 01:19 AM	#9
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,144	After #10, the rest of the list was no where near funny and made no sense.

01-07-2009, 01:26 AM	#10
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Hey, did you guys hear about the Eagles/Giants bet tonight on Jay Leno? If the Giants win, Kevin Eubanks has to shave his mustache. If the Eagles win, John Melendez has to shave his head!!

01-07-2009, 01:29 AM	#11
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,144	The Bet made no sense to me, it would have made more sense to say If Eagles lose Kevin Eubanks has to wear a Giants Hat for a Week on the show And If the Giants Lose John Melendez has to wear a Eagles Hat for a week Not sure what all the shaving was about

01-07-2009, 01:33 AM	#12
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	^ I don't get the shaving thing either, but oh well. I remember when the Eagles lost to the Patriots in the 2005 Super Bowl, Kev ended up getting dunked in a tank filled with New England clam chowder!!

01-07-2009, 06:13 AM	#13
Wreckless Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 04, 2007 Location: Banned Posts: 9,406	lol no, that's pretty funny though.