Jessica Alba vs. Britney Spears - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

WaterLoo · 01-05-2009, 01:02 PM

Who's sexier/hotter/overall more attractive?????

Jessica Alba...

...or Britney Spears?????

MonarC · 01-05-2009, 01:46 PM

IMO it's not even a contest. Jessica Alba by a landslide!

TeeVeeCloset · 01-05-2009, 03:08 PM

Well the land just slid the other way....lol...this is of course all personal opinion and subjective fun...but britney has always exuded sexuality from every pore, photo, attitude, song, video, performance and she has always known it and done it to perfection.....great selection of photos of both women at their best ...and even though I vote for britney, i will admit your selection of photos of jessica are superior to the ones you put up of britney....now I need to get back to work and concentrate on something other than these women!.....lol............

MonarC · 01-05-2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TeeVeeCloset

Well the land just slid the other way....

Yep. Everyone has their opinion.

WaterLoo · 01-05-2009, 03:31 PM

Even though I started the thread, I must admit it's a bit tough for me personally to choose. Jessica is dark and exotic looking, but Britney is all-American and truly one of the great beauties of the world. So, for me, it's a tie.

brownie87 · 01-05-2009, 03:39 PM

No contest...Jessica Alba HANDS DOWN!!! Britney in her prime was cute, but could never hold a candle to Jessica. Jessica's sexuality is hers and she uses it in a non-exploitive way even when she's posing in a bikini or playing a stripper. Britney on the other hand was all about using sex to sell records, and it was basically her manager and record company forcing her to be this teenage sex kitten. And Jessica gives off this impression of being a strong and intelligent young woman who is in control of herself, whereas Britney always seems lost and unable to make her own decisions. And at least Jessica dresses appropriately when going out. At least she doesn't walk around wearing hardly any clothes like Britney did/still does.

Bottom line is...

Jessica Alba: Pretty darn good actress, makes smart decisions, doesn't pimp herself in front of the cameras, doesn't put her child's life in danger for the sake of cheap publicity, even when sexy always looks classy.

Britney Spears: Not the best singer in the world, makes crappy music, kind of cute (though not nearly as "dynamite" as so many people make her out to be...just my personal taste), immature, can't make any sound decisions, always putting herself out there, lost custody of her sons after several instances of putting them in harm's way, always looks like a cheap hooker whenever appearing anywhere or just to go to the grocery store.

I think I pretty much summed it up.

MonarC · 01-05-2009, 05:11 PM

Why was this moved to the music section? It's not even about music. Strange.

Mikado · 01-06-2009, 12:21 AM

Wel, on a purely physical level, I'll take Britney (Before she had 2 kids and went crazy) over Jessica anyday

MonarC · 01-06-2009, 12:26 AM

What about present day Britney?

TeeVeeCloset · 01-06-2009, 12:26 AM

Is there anyway we can get Britney to pose on the floor with the shattered rose petals, then we can have a real contest....lol....I'm still voting for Britney but the rose picture has distracted me all day....lol....its been a long day....good night fellow posters!

MonarC · 01-06-2009, 12:33 AM

That is a great picture of her.

Mikado · 01-06-2009, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MonarC

What about present day Britney?

Yeah, Jess Alba just doesnt do anything for me at all

EmoJoe · 01-06-2009, 01:11 AM

the old Britney.

SBTB Geek · 01-10-2009, 05:44 AM

I've DATED chicks hotter than Jessica. Now, hotter than Britney? Nope. That girl is a goddess.

platinumblondelife · 01-11-2009, 01:35 AM

Britney when she has pretty makeup on.

01-05-2009, 01:02 PM	#1
WaterLoo Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 26, 2008 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 86	Jessica Alba vs. Britney Spears Who's sexier/hotter/overall more attractive????? Jessica Alba... ...or Britney Spears?????

01-05-2009, 03:08 PM	#3
TeeVeeCloset Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 25, 2003 Posts: 1,873	Well the land just slid the other way....lol...this is of course all personal opinion and subjective fun...but britney has always exuded sexuality from every pore, photo, attitude, song, video, performance and she has always known it and done it to perfection.....great selection of photos of both women at their best ...and even though I vote for britney, i will admit your selection of photos of jessica are superior to the ones you put up of britney....now I need to get back to work and concentrate on something other than these women!.....lol............
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01-06-2009, 01:11 AM	#13
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01-11-2009, 01:35 AM	#15
platinumblondelife smooches. Senior Member Join Date: Aug 14, 2005 Posts: 2,189	Britney when she has pretty makeup on.
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01-05-2009, 01:46 PM	#2
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	IMO it's not even a contest. Jessica Alba by a landslide!

01-05-2009, 03:31 PM	#5
WaterLoo Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 26, 2008 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 86	Even though I started the thread, I must admit it's a bit tough for me personally to choose. Jessica is dark and exotic looking, but Britney is all-American and truly one of the great beauties of the world. So, for me, it's a tie.

01-05-2009, 03:39 PM	#6
brownie87 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 10, 2008 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 250	No contest...Jessica Alba HANDS DOWN!!! Britney in her prime was cute, but could never hold a candle to Jessica. Jessica's sexuality is hers and she uses it in a non-exploitive way even when she's posing in a bikini or playing a stripper. Britney on the other hand was all about using sex to sell records, and it was basically her manager and record company forcing her to be this teenage sex kitten. And Jessica gives off this impression of being a strong and intelligent young woman who is in control of herself, whereas Britney always seems lost and unable to make her own decisions. And at least Jessica dresses appropriately when going out. At least she doesn't walk around wearing hardly any clothes like Britney did/still does. Bottom line is... Jessica Alba: Pretty darn good actress, makes smart decisions, doesn't pimp herself in front of the cameras, doesn't put her child's life in danger for the sake of cheap publicity, even when sexy always looks classy. Britney Spears: Not the best singer in the world, makes crappy music, kind of cute (though not nearly as "dynamite" as so many people make her out to be...just my personal taste), immature, can't make any sound decisions, always putting herself out there, lost custody of her sons after several instances of putting them in harm's way, always looks like a cheap hooker whenever appearing anywhere or just to go to the grocery store. I think I pretty much summed it up.

01-05-2009, 05:11 PM	#7
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	Why was this moved to the music section? It's not even about music. Strange.

01-06-2009, 12:21 AM	#8
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Wel, on a purely physical level, I'll take Britney (Before she had 2 kids and went crazy) over Jessica anyday

01-06-2009, 12:26 AM	#9
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	What about present day Britney?

01-06-2009, 12:33 AM	#11
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	That is a great picture of her.

01-10-2009, 05:44 AM	#14
SBTB Geek Smooth Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 21, 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,004	I've DATED chicks hotter than Jessica. Now, hotter than Britney? Nope. That girl is a goddess.