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MonarC · 01-01-2009, 11:19 AM

As cohost of TNT's NBA coverage, Charles Barkley is always ready with a salty quip. And he's still adept at giving a play-by-play when necessary.

Or, when totally unnecessary.

The portly former player, arrested on suspicion of DUI this morning, apparently got quite chummy with the Arizona cops who busted him, telling them in no uncertain terms why he was running a stop sign at 1:26 a.m.

"You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b--w j-b," Barkley told a Gilbert Police Department officer, according to his arrest report, which was obtained by the Smoking Gun.

In fact, he was planning an encore visit with a girl who the previous week gave him "the best one he had ever had in his life."

And who said chivalry was dead?

Drive safely, everybody.

Wreckless · 01-01-2009, 12:32 PM

wtf Charles. You are losing your mind lol. Weirdo. Who would say that to the police? Only he would.

catlover79 · 01-01-2009, 12:34 PM

Well, it looks like he ended up GIVING one - to a breathalyzer!!

Wreckless · 01-01-2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Well, it looks like he ended up GIVING one - to a breathalyzer!!

Oh sh*t

Nice one Monika

Zoneboy · 01-01-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Well, it looks like he ended up GIVING one - to a breathalyzer!!

Darn it.

You stole my line....

Dutabi84 · 01-01-2009, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Well, it looks like he ended up GIVING one - to a breathalyzer!!

To my understanding though, he didn't give a breathalyzer, which is why it's only suspicion of drunken driving.

Wreckless · 01-01-2009, 01:02 PM

Still, a GREAT joke lol.

Dutabi84 · 01-01-2009, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Wreckless

Still, a GREAT joke lol.

Yeah I lol'd.

catlover79 · 01-01-2009, 02:04 PM

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To my understanding though, he didn't give a breathalyzer, which is why it's only suspicion of drunken driving.

I know, but I couldn't resist.

MonarC · 01-01-2009, 03:25 PM

That was hilarious.

Is Charles Barkley married? Well if he is im sure he's in trouble now.

Wreckless · 01-01-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MonarC

That was hilarious.

Is Charles Barkley married? Well if he is im sure he's in trouble now.

lol he might be, although I never heard about him being married, or at least he never mentions or talks about being married.

TVFactFan · 01-01-2009, 06:31 PM

Wonder if he keeps his TNT gig after this.

Zoneboy · 01-01-2009, 06:37 PM

MonarC · 01-01-2009, 06:56 PM

catlover79 · 01-01-2009, 07:03 PM

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Now that is just sick.

01-01-2009, 11:19 AM	#1
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	Charles Barkley says he only wanted a ' '.* As cohost of TNT's NBA coverage, Charles Barkley is always ready with a salty quip. And he's still adept at giving a play-by-play when necessary. Or, when totally unnecessary. The portly former player, arrested on suspicion of DUI this morning, apparently got quite chummy with the Arizona cops who busted him, telling them in no uncertain terms why he was running a stop sign at 1:26 a.m. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b--w j-b," Barkley told a Gilbert Police Department officer, according to his arrest report, which was obtained by the Smoking Gun. In fact, he was planning an encore visit with a girl who the previous week gave him "the best one he had ever had in his life." And who said chivalry was dead? Drive safely, everybody.

01-01-2009, 12:34 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Well, it looks like he ended up GIVING one - to a breathalyzer!!
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01-01-2009, 12:32 PM	#2
Wreckless Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 04, 2007 Location: Banned Posts: 9,406	wtf Charles. You are losing your mind lol. Weirdo. Who would say that to the police? Only he would.

01-01-2009, 01:02 PM	#7
Wreckless Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 04, 2007 Location: Banned Posts: 9,406	Still, a GREAT joke lol.

01-01-2009, 03:25 PM	#10
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	That was hilarious. Is Charles Barkley married? Well if he is im sure he's in trouble now.

01-01-2009, 06:31 PM	#12
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,153	Wonder if he keeps his TNT gig after this.

01-01-2009, 06:37 PM	#13
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,512

01-01-2009, 06:56 PM	#14
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525