Oregon Woman, 88 Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Zoneboy · 12-30-2008, 10:36 PM

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PORTLAND, Ore. – The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.

Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.

catlover79 · 12-30-2008, 10:40 PM

I bet he'll think twice before trying that again!!

Cactus Jack · 12-30-2008, 10:45 PM

LOL wow!

dawsongirl · 12-30-2008, 11:18 PM

rofl

catlover79 · 12-31-2008, 01:37 AM

Charles, I love the title you chose for the thread.

Zoneboy · 12-31-2008, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Charles, I love the title you chose for the thread.

Thanks but that was the original title of the article so I can't take credit for it.

catlover79 · 12-31-2008, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

Thanks but that was the original title of the article so I can't take credit for it.

Well, it sounds like something you'd make up, anyway.

Jonathan · 12-31-2008, 05:49 AM

Oh my! This certainly isn't something you hear everyday.

Lee · 12-31-2008, 06:28 AM

Maddison will probably say something sooner or later bashing men

MrCleveland · 01-01-2009, 01:44 PM

She really grabbed him by the balls!

80sTrivia · 01-01-2009, 06:47 PM

Good for her!!! Giving the crazy naked intruder the ol' tight squeeze!!!

Jude The Obscure · 01-01-2009, 07:10 PM

Wait, no photo illustration by Charles?

Zoneboy · 01-01-2009, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jude The Obscure

Wait, no photo illustration by Charles?

Doodyville10019 · 01-01-2009, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

ROFL!!!! Good one Charles!!!!!!!

catlover79 · 01-01-2009, 11:12 PM

Are we sure the guy in question isn't...Charles Barkley??

12-30-2008, 10:36 PM	#1
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12-30-2008, 10:40 PM	#2
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12-31-2008, 01:37 AM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Charles, I love the title you chose for the thread.

12-31-2008, 05:49 AM	#8
Jonathan ***** Senior Member** Join Date: Aug 28, 2004 Posts: 2,304	Oh my! This certainly isn't something you hear everyday.

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Lee veteran member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 23, 2001 Location: Pulaski, Tennessee Posts: 4,768	Maddison will probably say something sooner or later bashing men

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Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	Wait, no photo illustration by Charles?

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catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Are we sure the guy in question isn't...Charles Barkley?? Attached Images