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Zoneboy · 12-29-2008, 08:40 PM

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CHICAGO – The robber's threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. An FBI affidavit said the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read "Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I'll shoot."

The robber got about $400 but left half of his note. Investigators found the other half outside the bank's front doors. Authorities say that part of the man's October pay stub had his name and address.

The suspect was arrested at his Cary home. A judge ordered him held without bond Monday. If convicted of bank robbery, he faces 20 years in prison.

TJL · 12-29-2008, 08:51 PM

Now I don't feel so stupid for locking my work gloves in a utility closet at the jobsite today.

sunshinefizzy · 12-29-2008, 08:55 PM

Attica! Attica!

ThomasE · 12-29-2008, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TJL

Now I don't feel so stupid for locking my work gloves in a utility closet at the jobsite today.

Doesn't it feel good to have somebody else come along and make you feel better about your situation? It makes me feel good.

catlover79 · 12-29-2008, 09:05 PM

OH Nuts! · 12-29-2008, 10:19 PM

The next note he needs to write, 100x on a blackboard in his jail cell is "I am very stoopid" lol!

AB · 12-29-2008, 11:04 PM

Too Funny!

Liza · 12-29-2008, 11:41 PM

I work in banking, and the sad thing is, this isn't the dumbest thing I've heard of. One of my coworkers was robbed by a guy *after* he had cashed a check and given her id. Another guy wrote his note on the back of his own deposit slip. Guess he never noticed that it has his name and account number on the front

20 years in prison for $400. Even if he hadn't been so dumb about the note, robbing the bank hardly seems worth it, does it?

12-29-2008, 08:40 PM	#1
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,489	Bank Robber Writes Hold-Up Note On His Paycheck Stub Link CHICAGO – The robber's threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. An FBI affidavit said the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read "Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I'll shoot." The robber got about $400 but left half of his note. Investigators found the other half outside the bank's front doors. Authorities say that part of the man's October pay stub had his name and address. The suspect was arrested at his Cary home. A judge ordered him held without bond Monday. If convicted of bank robbery, he faces 20 years in prison.

12-29-2008, 08:51 PM	#2
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12-29-2008, 10:19 PM	#6
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	The next note he needs to write, 100x on a blackboard in his jail cell is "I am very stoopid" lol!

12-29-2008, 11:04 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Too Funny!

12-29-2008, 11:41 PM	#8
Liza BestYearsofOurLives Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 24, 2001 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 6,537	I work in banking, and the sad thing is, this isn't the dumbest thing I've heard of. One of my coworkers was robbed by a guy after he had cashed a check and given her id. Another guy wrote his note on the back of his own deposit slip. Guess he never noticed that it has his name and account number on the front 20 years in prison for $400. Even if he hadn't been so dumb about the note, robbing the bank hardly seems worth it, does it?