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Sean Snow · 07-06-2001, 05:37 PM

"Who's Cooking With Lana?"
Season: One (1977-78)
Episode #09
"Professor Snow"

Scene- Apartment

Janet: Come on, Chrissy, or we'll be late!

Chrissy (From Bathroom): Coming!

Chrissy runs out, slips, and hits her head real hard

Chrissy: Ohhhhh! It hurts so much!

Chrissy falls over and faints, hitting her head again

Janet: Oh no! What should I do? I know!

Goes to phone, and calls 911

Later.....

Medic: She did get a severe blow to the head, but we think she'll be all right. I suggest resting today. It should be gone by tomorrow!

Janet: Thanks!

The Next Day......

In the Kitchen

Janet: Are you feeling better, Chrissy?

Chrissy: Please, call me Christmas.

Janet: Okay, Christmas, can you mail this letter for me.

Chrissy (Reading): Tulsa, Ok. You made a mistake! You should capitalize the K!

Janet: Okay, Chrissy!

Chrissy glares at her

Janet: Christmas, I mean.

Scene- Inga's Classroom

Inga: Today, we will talk about German cooking. We will start with Germany's history. The most powerful German kingdom was Nrussia.

Chrissy: That is Prussia!

Inga: You are right. Now, the leader of Germany during WWI was William II. Who knows what he was called in German?

Chrissy raises her hand

Inga: Yes, Ms. Snow.

Chrissy: Kaiser Wilhelm II!

Inga: Very good!

Later....

Scene- Kitchen

Jack, Janet, and Chrissy are sitting at the table, eating dinner

The doorbell rings

Jack: I'll get it!

Jack goes out of the kitchen to the door. He opens it. Standing there is Lana.

Lana: Come upstairs Jack, and jump on the bed to see if it will break!

Jack: Lana, go away!

Lana pulls him by his chesthairs out the door

Scene- Kitchen

Janet: Chrissy, I have to ask you something.

Chrissy: It's Christmas. And what do you have to say?

Janet: Can I hit you on the head?

Chrissy: What?! (Janet goes behind Chrissy with a plate) You know that basic principle upsets me....

Janet hits Chrissy with the plate. Chrissy falls to the floor

Jack comes back in, and sees Chrissy

Jack: What happened?

Sees Janet with a piece of the plate

Jack: Janet! How could you?

Doorbell Rings

Jack: You get it! I can't trust you!

Janet exits, crying, and opens door. It's Inga!

Inga: I'm here to hit Chrissy over the head. She is too smart!

Janet: I already did. But now Jack's mad at me.

Inga: I'll talk to him!

Inga walks inside the kitchen.

Later....

Inga walks back out with Jack

Jack: I'm sorry. I guess it was for her own good!

Jack turns off the kitchen light and Inga, Jack, and Janet sit down on the couch and talk. A shriek is heard from the kictchen.

I,J,J: Chrissy!

They run into kitchen and turn light on

Chrissy: I'm so happy to see you guys! My life flashed before my eyes!

Janet: What did you see?

Chrissy: Nothing. It was to dark!

Jack: We have the same old Chrissy!

THE END

What did you think?

------------------
Three Blonde Mates, Three Blonde Mate,
See How They Change, See How They Change!
The First Was Chrissy Who's Last Name was Snow,
Cindy was next but then she had to go,
Terri was there 'till the end of the show,
and they're all on Nick at Nite!

Krisalicious · 07-06-2001, 05:39 PM

I liked it!!! Gosh, how do you write your fan-fics so quick?!?!??!? Mine take 20-45 minutes!

Sean Snow · 07-06-2001, 05:43 PM

I don't know either. I just write what comes to my head or I think will be the better storyline. I was org. going to have Chrissy fall, but I thought it would be more interesting if Jack or Janet would hit her over the head. Also, I type about 50 words a minuet.

Krisalicious · 07-06-2001, 05:48 PM

50?!?!?!?!?! Whoaaaaaa!!! I can only type about 25 words a minute and i thought that was fast! I need to learn how to type faster lol!!!

Sean Snow · 07-06-2001, 05:53 PM

But I usually only do about 20 words a minute. Usually, if I type to fast, not one word is readable!

Krisalicious · 07-06-2001, 05:55 PM

LOL ohhhhhhh

Sean Snow · 07-06-2001, 05:57 PM

I really don't know exactly how fast Itype when I go slow, but it's about 20-35.

07-06-2001, 05:37 PM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	"Who's Cooking With Lana?"- Episode #09- "Professor Snow" "Who's Cooking With Lana?" Season: One (1977-78) Episode #09 "Professor Snow" Scene- Apartment Janet: Come on, Chrissy, or we'll be late! Chrissy (From Bathroom): Coming! Chrissy runs out, slips, and hits her head real hard Chrissy: Ohhhhh! It hurts so much! Chrissy falls over and faints, hitting her head again Janet: Oh no! What should I do? I know! Goes to phone, and calls 911 Later..... Medic: She did get a severe blow to the head, but we think she'll be all right. I suggest resting today. It should be gone by tomorrow! Janet: Thanks! The Next Day...... In the Kitchen Janet: Are you feeling better, Chrissy? Chrissy: Please, call me Christmas. Janet: Okay, Christmas, can you mail this letter for me. Chrissy (Reading): Tulsa, Ok. You made a mistake! You should capitalize the K! Janet: Okay, Chrissy! Chrissy glares at her Janet: Christmas, I mean. Scene- Inga's Classroom Inga: Today, we will talk about German cooking. We will start with Germany's history. The most powerful German kingdom was Nrussia. Chrissy: That is Prussia! Inga: You are right. Now, the leader of Germany during WWI was William II. Who knows what he was called in German? Chrissy raises her hand Inga: Yes, Ms. Snow. Chrissy: Kaiser Wilhelm II! Inga: Very good! Later.... Scene- Kitchen Jack, Janet, and Chrissy are sitting at the table, eating dinner The doorbell rings Jack: I'll get it! Jack goes out of the kitchen to the door. He opens it. Standing there is Lana. Lana: Come upstairs Jack, and jump on the bed to see if it will break! Jack: Lana, go away! Lana pulls him by his chesthairs out the door Scene- Kitchen Janet: Chrissy, I have to ask you something. Chrissy: It's Christmas. And what do you have to say? Janet: Can I hit you on the head? Chrissy: What?! (Janet goes behind Chrissy with a plate) You know that basic principle upsets me.... Janet hits Chrissy with the plate. Chrissy falls to the floor Jack comes back in, and sees Chrissy Jack: What happened? Sees Janet with a piece of the plate Jack: Janet! How could you? Doorbell Rings Jack: You get it! I can't trust you! Janet exits, crying, and opens door. It's Inga! Inga: I'm here to hit Chrissy over the head. She is too smart! Janet: I already did. But now Jack's mad at me. Inga: I'll talk to him! Inga walks inside the kitchen. Later.... Inga walks back out with Jack Jack: I'm sorry. I guess it was for her own good! Jack turns off the kitchen light and Inga, Jack, and Janet sit down on the couch and talk. A shriek is heard from the kictchen. I,J,J: Chrissy! They run into kitchen and turn light on Chrissy: I'm so happy to see you guys! My life flashed before my eyes! Janet: What did you see? Chrissy: Nothing. It was to dark! Jack: We have the same old Chrissy! THE END What did you think? ------------------ Three Blonde Mates, Three Blonde Mate, See How They Change, See How They Change! The First Was Chrissy Who's Last Name was Snow, Cindy was next but then she had to go, Terri was there 'till the end of the show, and they're all on Nick at Nite!

07-06-2001, 05:39 PM	#2
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	I liked it!!! Gosh, how do you write your fan-fics so quick?!?!??!? Mine take 20-45 minutes!

07-06-2001, 05:43 PM	#3
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	I don't know either. I just write what comes to my head or I think will be the better storyline. I was org. going to have Chrissy fall, but I thought it would be more interesting if Jack or Janet would hit her over the head. Also, I type about 50 words a minuet.

07-06-2001, 05:48 PM	#4
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	50?!?!?!?!?! Whoaaaaaa!!! I can only type about 25 words a minute and i thought that was fast! I need to learn how to type faster lol!!!

07-06-2001, 05:53 PM	#5
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	But I usually only do about 20 words a minute. Usually, if I type to fast, not one word is readable!

07-06-2001, 05:55 PM	#6
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	LOL ohhhhhhh

07-06-2001, 05:57 PM	#7
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	I really don't know exactly how fast Itype when I go slow, but it's about 20-35.