"Wedding Day Jitters" Part 2 - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

JT · 07-06-2001, 03:58 PM

Last Time:Linda,Ralph,Jack,and Janet get married!Now let's continue with "Wedding Day Jitters"
Scene:Reception:
Ralph:OK let's take these pictures so we can get on with the banquet!
(they take pictures)
Terri(walks up on the stage):Hello I'm Terri Alden.I am probably the only one to say I have been a tenant of both of these landlords.First let me tell you about Linda.She is a very kind giving person and I'm glad she found a love.I was a bit shocked when I found out she was marrying my old landlord Mr. Furley!So I flew my classic roomates down here to this wedding my gift for the married couple.I even set up the wedding.So if you find a single flaw please let me know because I'm willinmg to repair it.
Miranda(it's her turn):I'm Miranda Gilette.I would like to thank Linda so very much!She is the one who found my job for me!Though I was a bit stubborn and refused to take it I want to thank her.Just to let you know I did take the job.She's getting married!I was overwhelmed because Linda was always the landlord with a gun!I never thought she would find a person.
I wanna remind her everyday that she is the one who helped me pay the rent.So my gift to the married couple is this glamorous and expensive,priceless,and handy,first aid kit.
Jack(steps up on stage):Hello Jack Tripper.I had to make some lies to Mr. Furley to live in the apartment with the girls.Well you probably know that I am not gay and that I never was!So I ad my wife Janet present them with this scrapbook of the old 201 days.
Chrissy(her turn):Hello...I'm Christmas.I think Mr. Furley is great!He always let us slide on the rent.Ummmm....I'm done!
Ralph(whispering to Chrissy):You are supposed to give us a gift.
Chrissy:Oh yeah....I want them to have this stuffed Giraffe!
Cindy(up on stage):Hi I'm Cindy Snow I want to let Furley know that I'm sorry for all those times I hit him in the head with the door!So I got them a new door!
Larry:Now it's my turn!I can't say anything at all!I am totally speechless!I want them,everybody know that I'm very greatful because Mr. Furley gave me the building in Santa Monica!So with that I am giving my fellow landlords a rent container.
Jim:I was always a around with Mr. Furley!We hung at the Beagle he always got a Scotch and Root Beer.So with those memories I give the Newlyweds their first 10 bottles of champagne!
Bart:My brother he is a great person!I really did hate him when we were smaller!So I made it up with this:$100 dollars of spending money!
THE END!
Next Time On "Terri" Terri fixes Julie on a date with a man who thinks Julie is a little loose!
Then:Terri meets a man who doesn't approve of her giving shots to men in their behinds!
Then:Terri brushes death in this two-parter.She then dreams of life in heaven with her favorite stars and life without Terri Alden in the world anymore!

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Hey Dude(sung by a cowboy and a very western dude)
It's a little wild and a little strange!
To build your home out on the range!
So start your horse and come along!
But you can't get a ride if you can't hold on!
Singing:Yippee kae aie yay!(yippee kae aie what?)Like the cowboys say(sing it again now)Yippee kae aie yay!
Till the break of day!
(Watch out for those man-eating jackrabbits.....and that killer cacti!)Hey Dude!

Salute Your Shorts:sung by:The Cast Members:
We run We jump We swim and play!We row and go on trips.But the things that last forever are our dear friendships!
Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts and when we think a boput you It makes me wanna fart!
(Spoken By Ug:It's I hope we never part now get it right our pay the price!)
Now we will share a lifetime of our fondest memories!Like at Lake Anawanna sat in the old pine trees.
Camp Anawanna We hold you in our hearts and everytime I think about you this thing, it came apart!
Think Anawanna-wanna Speak Anawanna-wanna
Live Anawanna-wanna Life!

Clarissa:Sung by a eighties like singer:
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Alright Alright!
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Way Cool!
(repeated)
Nan na na na!
Na na na na!
Na na na na na!
Just do it-do it!
That's my Classic Nick directory of themes!I know there are more out there and I'll take contributions on the Theme Song Board!

Krisalicious · 07-06-2001, 04:12 PM

I liked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sean Snow · 07-06-2001, 04:16 PM

I liked it. Esp. when Chrissy gave the Giraffe!

07-06-2001, 03:58 PM	#1
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	"Wedding Day Jitters" Part 2 Last Time:Linda,Ralph,Jack,and Janet get married!Now let's continue with "Wedding Day Jitters" Scene:Reception: Ralph:OK let's take these pictures so we can get on with the banquet! (they take pictures) Terri(walks up on the stage):Hello I'm Terri Alden.I am probably the only one to say I have been a tenant of both of these landlords.First let me tell you about Linda.She is a very kind giving person and I'm glad she found a love.I was a bit shocked when I found out she was marrying my old landlord Mr. Furley!So I flew my classic roomates down here to this wedding my gift for the married couple.I even set up the wedding.So if you find a single flaw please let me know because I'm willinmg to repair it. Miranda(it's her turn):I'm Miranda Gilette.I would like to thank Linda so very much!She is the one who found my job for me!Though I was a bit stubborn and refused to take it I want to thank her.Just to let you know I did take the job.She's getting married!I was overwhelmed because Linda was always the landlord with a gun!I never thought she would find a person. I wanna remind her everyday that she is the one who helped me pay the rent.So my gift to the married couple is this glamorous and expensive,priceless,and handy,first aid kit. Jack(steps up on stage):Hello Jack Tripper.I had to make some lies to Mr. Furley to live in the apartment with the girls.Well you probably know that I am not gay and that I never was!So I ad my wife Janet present them with this scrapbook of the old 201 days. Chrissy(her turn):Hello...I'm Christmas.I think Mr. Furley is great!He always let us slide on the rent.Ummmm....I'm done! Ralph(whispering to Chrissy):You are supposed to give us a gift. Chrissy:Oh yeah....I want them to have this stuffed Giraffe! Cindy(up on stage):Hi I'm Cindy Snow I want to let Furley know that I'm sorry for all those times I hit him in the head with the door!So I got them a new door! Larry:Now it's my turn!I can't say anything at all!I am totally speechless!I want them,everybody know that I'm very greatful because Mr. Furley gave me the building in Santa Monica!So with that I am giving my fellow landlords a rent container. Jim:I was always a around with Mr. Furley!We hung at the Beagle he always got a Scotch and Root Beer.So with those memories I give the Newlyweds their first 10 bottles of champagne! Bart:My brother he is a great person!I really did hate him when we were smaller!So I made it up with this:$100 dollars of spending money! THE END! Next Time On "Terri" Terri fixes Julie on a date with a man who thinks Julie is a little loose! Then:Terri meets a man who doesn't approve of her giving shots to men in their behinds! Then:Terri brushes death in this two-parter.She then dreams of life in heaven with her favorite stars and life without Terri Alden in the world anymore! ------------------ Hey Dude(sung by a cowboy and a very western dude) It's a little wild and a little strange! To build your home out on the range! So start your horse and come along! But you can't get a ride if you can't hold on! Singing:Yippee kae aie yay!(yippee kae aie what?)Like the cowboys say(sing it again now)Yippee kae aie yay! Till the break of day! (Watch out for those man-eating jackrabbits.....and that killer cacti!)Hey Dude! Salute Your Shorts:sung by:The Cast Members: We run We jump We swim and play!We row and go on trips.But the things that last forever are our dear friendships! Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts and when we think a boput you It makes me wanna fart! (Spoken By Ug:It's I hope we never part now get it right our pay the price!) Now we will share a lifetime of our fondest memories!Like at Lake Anawanna sat in the old pine trees. Camp Anawanna We hold you in our hearts and everytime I think about you this thing, it came apart! Think Anawanna-wanna Speak Anawanna-wanna Live Anawanna-wanna Life! Clarissa:Sung by a eighties like singer: Na na na na! Na na not not not naaa! Alright Alright! Na na na na! Na na not not not naaa! Way Cool! (repeated) Nan na na na! Na na na na! Na na na na na! Just do it-do it! That's my Classic Nick directory of themes!I know there are more out there and I'll take contributions on the Theme Song Board!

07-06-2001, 04:12 PM	#2
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	I liked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07-06-2001, 04:16 PM	#3
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	I liked it. Esp. when Chrissy gave the Giraffe!