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JT · 07-06-2001, 02:04 PM

"The Janet Show"
Episode:#003:Ratings,Ratings,Ratings!
Year:1986
Season:1
Cast:
Joyce DeWitt
Jo Ann Worley
Christina Ricci
Linda Lavin
Gary Burghoff
Fannie Flagg
Scene:Rock Bottom:
Janet:This is Janet Wood telling you to help control the show's population have your kids watch and be enlightened!
Stephanie:That's a wrap for this weeks episodes!Hey Janet can I talk to you for a sec?
Janet:Sure Steph what about?
Stephanie:Well the show is suffering from the R-A-T-I-N-G-S syndrome!
Janet:Why are you spelling it?
Stephanie:Well the guys have bee hurt by that word ever since we did "The Diamond Bed Game" and "Blew!".The problem is we are running out of the comedy!How about for next week's show you do a little celebrity week heh?
Janet:But that's your job,to find the celebrities and stuffs!
Stephanie:OK I'll get them you'll just introduce them heh?
Janet:That's fine!
Scene:The New Mansion:
Darlene:Miss Janet do you need something?
Janet:No way if I did I'd get it myself!and call me Janet!
Darlene:OK so why do you want me here?
Janet:You are here to cook because I don't know how,Janice don't know how,and Gidget doesn't know how!You are the only one who knows how to cook!Thank god we have you!
Darlene:OK I'll just go check on that roast!
Janet:That's good.
Scene:TVGuide:
Photographer:OK we need the photo of Janet Wood next for the cover!
Janet:OK here I am (takes picture)
Photographer:OK Let's get Ricky Schroder in for a picture!
Janet:Schroder!Um (to Ricky)Hello Mr. Schroder I'm a fellow TV star I'm the Hostess for "Rock Bottom" you know help control the-
Both:show's population have your kids watch and be enlightened!
Ricky:Yes I watch it all the time!What about it?
Janet:Well we need some celebrities for the show so..........
Ricky:Yes I will anything for you Janet (winks at her)
Scene:Rock Bottom:
Johnny(announcing):Hey everybody what do you get when you cross a pebble with a butt?
Audience:ROCK BOTTOM!
Johnny:And here to start the rock fight Miss Janeeeeeeeeet Wooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
Janet:Hi everbody!This week we have our favorite celebrities battling for their favorite persons-themselves!-no really they are playing for their favorite charities!OK our first two are child stars from Silver Spoons.......Ricky Schroder!(shows clip of "Silver Spoons) and from The Facts of Life Mackenzie Astin!(shows clip of "FOL")
Let's start playing Rock Bottom!
Mackenzie:Hello Janet I'm glad to be here I'm playing for the American Heart Association!
Ricky:And I'm playing for the Salvation Army!
Janet:Great and I'm playing because this is my job!OK let's get to the questions.....
Scene:After the week's shoot:
Stephanie:I think we are safe!I got in the ratings for today and we beat out The Price is Right's buzzsaw by one point!
Janet:We survived the buzzsaw!
Later on this evening:
The other two roomates get on Rock Bottom so see Jack and Chrissy on the Rocks!
TVMovie:More Than Three will come on to feature Jacks married life to Vicki and Terri comes up from Hawaii!Mr. Furley goes into business with Larry!and so much more surprises!

Krisalicious · 07-06-2001, 02:25 PM

I really liked it!!!!!!!

Sean Snow · 07-06-2001, 02:58 PM

Loved IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07-06-2001, 02:04 PM	#1
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	"The Janet Show": Ratings Ratings Ratings! "The Janet Show" Episode:#003:Ratings,Ratings,Ratings! Year:1986 Season:1 Cast: Joyce DeWitt Jo Ann Worley Christina Ricci Linda Lavin Gary Burghoff Fannie Flagg Scene:Rock Bottom: Janet:This is Janet Wood telling you to help control the show's population have your kids watch and be enlightened! Stephanie:That's a wrap for this weeks episodes!Hey Janet can I talk to you for a sec? Janet:Sure Steph what about? Stephanie:Well the show is suffering from the R-A-T-I-N-G-S syndrome! Janet:Why are you spelling it? Stephanie:Well the guys have bee hurt by that word ever since we did "The Diamond Bed Game" and "Blew!".The problem is we are running out of the comedy!How about for next week's show you do a little celebrity week heh? Janet:But that's your job,to find the celebrities and stuffs! Stephanie:OK I'll get them you'll just introduce them heh? Janet:That's fine! Scene:The New Mansion: Darlene:Miss Janet do you need something? Janet:No way if I did I'd get it myself!and call me Janet! Darlene:OK so why do you want me here? Janet:You are here to cook because I don't know how,Janice don't know how,and Gidget doesn't know how!You are the only one who knows how to cook!Thank god we have you! Darlene:OK I'll just go check on that roast! Janet:That's good. Scene:TVGuide: Photographer:OK we need the photo of Janet Wood next for the cover! Janet:OK here I am (takes picture) Photographer:OK Let's get Ricky Schroder in for a picture! Janet:Schroder!Um (to Ricky)Hello Mr. Schroder I'm a fellow TV star I'm the Hostess for "Rock Bottom" you know help control the- Both:show's population have your kids watch and be enlightened! Ricky:Yes I watch it all the time!What about it? Janet:Well we need some celebrities for the show so.......... Ricky:Yes I will anything for you Janet (winks at her) Scene:Rock Bottom: Johnny(announcing):Hey everybody what do you get when you cross a pebble with a butt? Audience:ROCK BOTTOM! Johnny:And here to start the rock fight Miss Janeeeeeeeeet Wooooooooooooooooooooooooood! Janet:Hi everbody!This week we have our favorite celebrities battling for their favorite persons-themselves!-no really they are playing for their favorite charities!OK our first two are child stars from Silver Spoons.......Ricky Schroder!(shows clip of "Silver Spoons) and from The Facts of Life Mackenzie Astin!(shows clip of "FOL") Let's start playing Rock Bottom! Mackenzie:Hello Janet I'm glad to be here I'm playing for the American Heart Association! Ricky:And I'm playing for the Salvation Army! Janet:Great and I'm playing because this is my job!OK let's get to the questions..... Scene:After the week's shoot: Stephanie:I think we are safe!I got in the ratings for today and we beat out The Price is Right's buzzsaw by one point! Janet:We survived the buzzsaw! Later on this evening: The other two roomates get on Rock Bottom so see Jack and Chrissy on the Rocks! TVMovie:More Than Three will come on to feature Jacks married life to Vicki and Terri comes up from Hawaii!Mr. Furley goes into business with Larry!and so much more surprises!

07-06-2001, 02:25 PM	#2
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	I really liked it!!!!!!!

07-06-2001, 02:58 PM	#3
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	Loved IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!