"Wedding Day Jitters Part 1"

[JT]

"Terri"
Episode:Wedding Day Jitters
Season:2
Year:1985
Cast:
Priscilla Barnes
Goldie Hawn
Hal Linden
Joyce Bulifant
Shirley Temple Black
Don Knotts
Guests:
John Ritter
Ann Wedgeworth
Richard Kline
Joyce DeWitt
Paul Ainsley
Suzanne Somers
Gino Conforti
Jennilee Harrison
Wedding Day Jitters Part 1:
Scene:Church:Orignal 3's roomates are conversating:
Jack:I can't beleive it!Look Janet it's Chrissy!
Janet:Oh my god!Chrissy!
Chrissy:I was so amazed that you two got married!
Janet:Well we eloped becaused well our friends were just making their ways out on the seperate tracks.
Chrissy:I've been tired of Fresno!All I here all day is Christmas do this,Christmas do that!
Jack:They call you Chistmas?
Chrissy:Well that's my name you know!
Jack:Well that's the same old Chrissy!
Chrissy:I can't believe Mr. Furley is getting married!And to Terri's new landlord!I never thought they'd get together!
Janet:But you've never spoken with Ms.Babcock.
Chrissy:So I could tell by the way she sounded!
Janet:Same old Chrissy!
Scene:Later on at the ceremony.
(all the roomates and people who lived in both of the landlord's buildings will speak of their newlywedded landlords.)
Rev.:Ralph and Linda have written their own vows.Ralph please go ahead.
Ralph:Thank you.Linda I Ralph Furley take you to be the one to hold tight at night.The one who I will be there for.I love you Linda.It's hard to believe we met through letters.But they were stupendous letters.Most friends who get together aren't really friends after one leaves the relationship.But with me and you that is a nightmare.That will never happen.We will stay friends the whole time through though we have quarrels.So Linda I asked you to be my wife.Thank god you said yes.
Linda:Ralph I love you very dearly.Very very very dearly.I said yes because you were kind and you weren't afraid to cry when you flew out here.So I'm glad you said yes.
Ralph:That's all you wrote?
Terri:Mr. Furley!
Ralph:Yes sorry.
Rev.:Repeat after me,With this ring I thee wed.
Ralph:With this ring I thee wed.
Linda:With this ring I thee wed.
Rev.:Now with the power invested in me and the state of Hawaii I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Jack:OK While this ceremony was going on Janet and I were thinking that since it's all set up we would like to have a traditional wedding.We are already in costume and so are every one else so let's get on with it.
Rev.o you....
Jack:Jack Tripper
Rev.:Retake thee....
Janet:Janet Tripper
Rev.:to be your renewed wife for a million more years till death do you part?
Jack:Well I guess because in a million years we will be both dead.
Rev.:Uh-um
Janet/Jack:We do!
Rev.:OK just kiss the updated bride!
Scene:Bar at the reception:
Ralph:Hey Jim what you doing that for?
Jim:It's my job.
Ralph:But what does your last name have to do with it?
Jim:My last name,DeBartender,nothing to do with it.
Ralph:Oh then it's OK.
Jim:Shouldn't you be taking photos?
Ralph:Well you should too!You were a groomsman!
Jim:Well let's go!
The End!
On Part:2 the Newlywed Mr. and Mrs. Furley decide Santa Monice or Honalulu.Special event:OK no one loves it when show has more than one game show episode.But for the third season premiere the Newlyweds go on "The Newlywed Game".Bob Eubanks makes a cameo!
Oh and after The Matchmaker and Terri Alden R.N. We will have "A Nurse for Terri" a two-parter in which Terri brushes with death.
The Janet Show will have two episodes tommorrow because I was out today.

[Sean Snow]

I liked it!

[Krisalicious]

That was really good!!!