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Archie FTW!
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#6-The Accident Part 2
[Doctor, Lynn, and Jake are still in the waiting room] Doctor: I'm really sorry. Jake: [still crying] Is there still hope for her, doctor? Lynn: Please tell us there's still hope. Doctor: Actually, yes. There is. Jake: Oh! Great! [Jake hugs Lynn] 3 hours later...... Scene-Cindy's Hospital Room Doctor: Cindy! I have great news! Cindy: What?!?!? And today I am feeling A LOT better than yesterday! Doctor: Well that's just it! You are healing amazingly quick and you'll be just fine! Cindy: Oh thank you doctor! Nurse: [enters] Cindy Snow, a guest wants to see you! [her guest enters] The Guest: I'm not her guest! I'm her cousin!!! [snort snort] Cindy: CHRISSY!!!!!!! Chrissy: Hi Cindy!!!!! [is about to hug her] Oh wait, is it safe to hug her doctor? Doctor: Yes sure. Just gently. [Chrissy hugs Cindy] Cindy: How'd you know I was in the hospital? Chrissy: Your mom called me. Will you be alright Cindy? Doctor: She will be just fine. Chrissy: Hey!!! Is your name Cindy??? [Chrissy and Cindy both snort] Doctor: [laughing] Haha!! I can see how you two are related! Chrissy: You know, this looks very very familiar to me. Cindy: Really? Chrissy: Yeah! Oh now I remember! Cindy: What??? Chrissy: When I was living with Jack and Janet, I fell in the shower and bumped my head. Jack and Janet took me to the hospital! Cindy: Wow!!! I guess it runs in the family! Doctor: [laughing hysterically] Hahahaha!!! You cousins are amazing! Chrissy: I remember what happened when the nurse asked me for my first name. Cindy: And of course you told them it was "Christmas Snow." They probably never heard that name before! [Cindy giggles, doctor laughs hysterically.] Chrissy: I remember I told the nurse the whole story about why I was named Christmas... Cindy: I remember when you told me too! Well you weren't actually born on Christmas but... Chrissy: My dad said i was more precious than any Christmas gift!!! Doctor: [still laughing hard] Oh you Snows are SO funny! [doctor cries] Chrissy: Hey why are you crying doctor? Cindy: Yeah, awwww did our jokes hurt your feelings? [Cindy and Chrissy snort] Doctor: No!! You were so funny you made me cry! I better go! [laughing out the door] Scene-Waiting Room Jake: I hope Cindy is alright!!! Lynn: Where is the doctor??? [doctor comes out of Cindy's room in tears] Jake: OH MY GOD SHE DIDNT!!!! Doctor: I'm afraid she did! Lynn: WHAT? Doctor: Well her and her cousin Chrissy both did this to me! Jake: You mean Chrissy is....you know...too??????? Doctor: Yes!!! Pretty soon it will be all over though. Jake: [grabs Lynn's hand] Oh no!!!!! Lets go in her room right now! Lynn: Good idea! [they race into Cindy's room] Scene-Cindy's Hospital Room [Jake and Lynn enter] Cindy: Hi guys! Did the doctor tell you about me? Jake: Yes yes he did Cindy. Cindy: Isn't it wonderful? Lynn: WHAT??!!? You're taking this news rather well! Cindy: Well why shouldn't I? Oh yes and this is my cousin Chrissy Snow. She used to live with Jack and Janet too. Chrissy: Hello. You must be Jake and Lynn. I've heard so much about you! Jake: And you too! The doctor told us about...you two...and what happened Chrissy: Yeah isn't that funny?!?!? [Jake and Lynn stare at Chrissy and Cindy] Jake and Lynn: FUNNY?!?!?!??! Cindy: Yes funny. Whats wrong with that? Jake: Oh Cindy. Even though you are...you know..I'll always like you the way you are. [hugs cindy] Cindy: Thanks Jake..i...like you the way you are too... Lynn: Cindy! We will help you in your time of need. Chrissy: I'm confused.... Cindy: Me too!!! What are you guys talking about?!?!?!? Jake: [takes Cindy's hand] Ok Cindy...we know you will be...u know... Lynn: The H-word Cindy: Home!!! Yes I'll be home! Chrissy: Whats wrong with that? Jake and Lynn: WHAT?!?!?!? Cindy: I'm better!!!! Jake: [both hug Cindy] Oh!!! Thats great!!! Lynn: We're so thankful!! But why was the doctor crying? Chrissy: Because we were making him laugh. He laughed so hard he cried! Jake and Lynn: OHHHHHHH!!!!!! Cindy: Hey guys, what did you think he was crying about.....? Jake and Lynn: Ummmm...... THE END!!! How was it? |
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moo
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I loved it!
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My favorite ladies!
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I really love it!!
------------------ Check out all my fan fictions: It's A Warner Thing, A New Face In Peekskill, Back In Town and Those Dreadful Double Dates. I also have a TC spin-off called "College Company." WEB SITE: www.geocities.com/stooge321/T.html Joyce DeWitt, if you are reading these things that i post, i want to say that i love you and i hope to meet you *Jacob* |
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