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JT · 07-03-2001, 07:05 PM

The Janet Show
#001 Welcome Wood
Sereis Plot:Janet divorces Phillip and moves to L.A. with her sister,who recentley had her own divorcement,and her neice.Her sister,Janice,decided the only good thing about her ex husband was his last name,English, she thought it would launce her a movie career.This show will have the adventures of Janet and her friends and family!
Theme Song Lyrics:
Janet you're unpredictable in everyway.
Janet you're changing every day.
Janet you're the reason
For the winter season
It's youuuuuuuuuuu
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
It's Jaaaaaaaaaneeeeeeeeeet!
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Yes it's yooooooooou that is whooooooooooo
Janet, you are the making the big time!
Janet your glistening like a wind chime!
Janet!
Plot Years:1986-1993
Episodes planned:72 (I wanna have it make a crossover with "Terri")
TV Movies planned:1 (More Than Three)
This episode is slated to air:October 5,1986
at 7:30pm central on the American Broadcasting Company (ABC) network.
The stars are:
Joyce DeWitt:Janet Wood
Jo Ann Worley:Janice English
Chistina Ricci:Gidget English
Gary Burghoff:Johnny Louis
Linda Lavin:Stephanie Lipton
Fannie Flagg:Mary Coletti
#001 Welcome Wood (1986)
Take One!(just joking I wasn't writing rehearsals!)
Scene:Quickie Divorce House:
Mr.Jones:OK Mrs. and Mr.Phillip Dawson I now pronnounce you divorced.The car will go to Ms.Wood and the estate goes to Mr.Dawson.
Janet:OK but you'll see that I will make it big some day I will become Mrs. Baryshnikov!
Phillip:Oh yeah you better be lucky I didn't sue you blind Wood!Where will you go now?
Janet:I have a sister who lives ina trailer with her daughter!
Phillip:Well I earned the estate and I got the estate!
Janet:I got the car!
Phillip:Yeah if your sister kicks you out you could live there!
Janet:Oh shut up you Thuston Howell IIII!
Phillip:I told you to stop calling me that!
Scene:Janice's Place:
Janice:Hey Janet of course you could come in!I got three bedrooms!One for me One for Gidget and One for you!
Janet:Gidget!How old is she now?
Janice(sarcastically):She's a mature woman at the age of 13.
Janet:Oh I haven't seen her since I moved out of our apartment 13 years ago!
Janice:That could explain why she is 13!
Janet:Oh I'm sorry!I was living with a dumb blonde for a while.
Janice:Oh.
(Gidget walks in)
Gidget:Ahhhhhhhhh! It's a burgalarette!She's Allison Capone!Mom why are you talking to her?
Janice:Oh yeah that's true you have met Janet yet.Gidget this is your Aunt Janet.She just went trough divorce.She knew you since 19-um um um-1973!The year you were born when we shared an apartment.And that airhead married me for my money!
Janet:Oh yeah I always hated Marty.
Janice:The only good thing about him was his-
Gidget,Janice,Janet:Last Name!
Janice:Well it was!
Janet:Oh yeah I should have taken Phillips last name Dawson and started hosting a game show!
Janice:Oh yeah that'll never happen.
Gidget:So you are Aunt Janet I heard a lot about you!She said you lived with a guy and another girl.
Janet:That's Right!
Gidget:Oh you poor dear you must need some Asprin!
Janet:For what?
Gidget:Well who knows what can happen wi-
Janet:PLATONIC!
Gidget:Ohhhh.Sorry
Janet:I can tell we will all be just find!Three career girls!Wait I'm unemployed!
Announcer(on TV):Hi! This is Johnny Louis the announcer on such game shows as "Veel of Fortune" and "Leopardy!" asking if there are any young women out there that are good with people and are out of a job.We are looking for a host for Mark Goodson's new gam "Rock Bottom" you must have a very good sense of humor!Arrive to the Brand New Studio at 1 pm Staurday.
Janet:Yes!I'm going to try to host a game show!
That's the End!
Here is the list of Terri and The Janet Show specials:
RF and LB get married on "Terri"
Terri brushes death on "Terri"
Three's Company Reunite in "More Than Three".
The Janet Show's first and second seasons:
#001:Welcome Wood
#002:Rock Bottom
#003:Ratings,Ratings,Ratings
#004:How'd You Get Here?
#005:Johnny Laryngitis
#006:Money Honey!
#007:Jealous Janice
#008:The House That Was
#009:Jack's Back
#010:Big New House
#011More Than Three Part 1
#012:More Than Three Part 2
#013:More Than Three Part 3
#014:More Than Three Part 4
#015:All My Idols
#016:Rock Botton Hits Hawaii Part 1*
#017:Rock Bottom Hits Hawaii Part 2*
#018:All My Exes Live in.....California
#019

arlene's Brother
#020:Not as wholesome as Sally Fields
* equals crossovers with "Terri"!
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Hey Dude(sung by a cowboy and a very western dude)
It's a little wild and a little strange!
To build your home out on the range!
So start your horse and come along!
But you can't get a ride if you can't hold on!
Singing:Yippee kae aie yay!(yippee kae aie what?)Like the cowboys say(sing it again now)Yippee kae aie yay!
Till the break of day!
(Watch out for those man-eating jackrabbits.....and that killer cacti!)Hey Dude!

Salute Your Shorts:sung by:The Cast Members:
We run We jump We swim and play!We row and go on trips.But the things that last forever are our dear friendships!
Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts and when we think a boput you It makes me wanna fart!
(Spoken By Ug:It's I hope we never part now get it right our pay the price!)
Now we will share a lifetime of our fondest memories!Like at Lake Anawanna sat in the old pine trees.
Camp Anawanna We hold you in our hearts and everytime I think about you this thing, it came apart!
Think Anawanna-wanna Speak Anawanna-wanna
Live Anawanna-wanna Life!

Clarissa:Sung by a eighties like singer:
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Alright Alright!
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Way Cool!
(repeated)
Nan na na na!
Na na na na!
Na na na na na!
Just do it-do it!
That's my Classic Nick directory of themes!I know there are more out there and I'll take contributions on the Theme Song Board!

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FOLrocks1 · 07-03-2001, 07:24 PM

Super Good! i loved it!!

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Sean Snow · 07-03-2001, 07:25 PM

I really liked it!

JT · 12-24-2001, 08:04 PM

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07-03-2001, 07:05 PM	#1
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	"The Janet Show"(Episode:1) The Janet Show #001 Welcome Wood Sereis Plot:Janet divorces Phillip and moves to L.A. with her sister,who recentley had her own divorcement,and her neice.Her sister,Janice,decided the only good thing about her ex husband was his last name,English, she thought it would launce her a movie career.This show will have the adventures of Janet and her friends and family! Theme Song Lyrics: Janet you're unpredictable in everyway. Janet you're changing every day. Janet you're the reason For the winter season It's youuuuuuuuuuu Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu It's Jaaaaaaaaaneeeeeeeeeet! Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! Yes it's yooooooooou that is whooooooooooo Janet, you are the making the big time! Janet your glistening like a wind chime! Janet! Plot Years:1986-1993 Episodes planned:72 (I wanna have it make a crossover with "Terri") TV Movies planned:1 (More Than Three) This episode is slated to air:October 5,1986 at 7:30pm central on the American Broadcasting Company (ABC) network. The stars are: Joyce DeWitt:Janet Wood Jo Ann Worley:Janice English Chistina Ricci:Gidget English Gary Burghoff:Johnny Louis Linda Lavin:Stephanie Lipton Fannie Flagg:Mary Coletti #001 Welcome Wood (1986) Take One!(just joking I wasn't writing rehearsals!) Scene:Quickie Divorce House: Mr.Jones:OK Mrs. and Mr.Phillip Dawson I now pronnounce you divorced.The car will go to Ms.Wood and the estate goes to Mr.Dawson. Janet:OK but you'll see that I will make it big some day I will become Mrs. Baryshnikov! Phillip:Oh yeah you better be lucky I didn't sue you blind Wood!Where will you go now? Janet:I have a sister who lives ina trailer with her daughter! Phillip:Well I earned the estate and I got the estate! Janet:I got the car! Phillip:Yeah if your sister kicks you out you could live there! Janet:Oh shut up you Thuston Howell IIII! Phillip:I told you to stop calling me that! Scene:Janice's Place: Janice:Hey Janet of course you could come in!I got three bedrooms!One for me One for Gidget and One for you! Janet:Gidget!How old is she now? Janice(sarcastically):She's a mature woman at the age of 13. Janet:Oh I haven't seen her since I moved out of our apartment 13 years ago! Janice:That could explain why she is 13! Janet:Oh I'm sorry!I was living with a dumb blonde for a while. Janice:Oh. (Gidget walks in) Gidget:Ahhhhhhhhh! It's a burgalarette!She's Allison Capone!Mom why are you talking to her? Janice:Oh yeah that's true you have met Janet yet.Gidget this is your Aunt Janet.She just went trough divorce.She knew you since 19-um um um-1973!The year you were born when we shared an apartment.And that airhead married me for my money! Janet:Oh yeah I always hated Marty. Janice:The only good thing about him was his- Gidget,Janice,Janet:Last Name! Janice:Well it was! Janet:Oh yeah I should have taken Phillips last name Dawson and started hosting a game show! Janice:Oh yeah that'll never happen. Gidget:So you are Aunt Janet I heard a lot about you!She said you lived with a guy and another girl. Janet:That's Right! Gidget:Oh you poor dear you must need some Asprin! Janet:For what? Gidget:Well who knows what can happen wi- Janet:PLATONIC! Gidget:Ohhhh.Sorry Janet:I can tell we will all be just find!Three career girls!Wait I'm unemployed! Announcer(on TV):Hi! This is Johnny Louis the announcer on such game shows as "Veel of Fortune" and "Leopardy!" asking if there are any young women out there that are good with people and are out of a job.We are looking for a host for Mark Goodson's new gam "Rock Bottom" you must have a very good sense of humor!Arrive to the Brand New Studio at 1 pm Staurday. Janet:Yes!I'm going to try to host a game show! That's the End! Here is the list of Terri and The Janet Show specials: RF and LB get married on "Terri" Terri brushes death on "Terri" Three's Company Reunite in "More Than Three". The Janet Show's first and second seasons: #001:Welcome Wood #002:Rock Bottom #003:Ratings,Ratings,Ratings #004:How'd You Get Here? #005:Johnny Laryngitis #006:Money Honey! #007:Jealous Janice #008:The House That Was #009:Jack's Back #010:Big New House #011More Than Three Part 1 #012:More Than Three Part 2 #013:More Than Three Part 3 #014:More Than Three Part 4 #015:All My Idols #016:Rock Botton Hits Hawaii Part 1* #017:Rock Bottom Hits Hawaii Part 2* #018:All My Exes Live in.....California #019arlene's Brother #020:Not as wholesome as Sally Fields * equals crossovers with "Terri"! ------------------ Hey Dude(sung by a cowboy and a very western dude) It's a little wild and a little strange! To build your home out on the range! So start your horse and come along! But you can't get a ride if you can't hold on! Singing:Yippee kae aie yay!(yippee kae aie what?)Like the cowboys say(sing it again now)Yippee kae aie yay! Till the break of day! (Watch out for those man-eating jackrabbits.....and that killer cacti!)Hey Dude! Salute Your Shorts:sung by:The Cast Members: We run We jump We swim and play!We row and go on trips.But the things that last forever are our dear friendships! Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts and when we think a boput you It makes me wanna fart! (Spoken By Ug:It's I hope we never part now get it right our pay the price!) Now we will share a lifetime of our fondest memories!Like at Lake Anawanna sat in the old pine trees. Camp Anawanna We hold you in our hearts and everytime I think about you this thing, it came apart! Think Anawanna-wanna Speak Anawanna-wanna Live Anawanna-wanna Life! Clarissa:Sung by a eighties like singer: Na na na na! Na na not not not naaa! Alright Alright! Na na na na! Na na not not not naaa! Way Cool! (repeated) Nan na na na! Na na na na! Na na na na na! Just do it-do it! That's my Classic Nick directory of themes!I know there are more out there and I'll take contributions on the Theme Song Board! [This message has been edited by JT (edited 07-03-2001).] [This message has been edited by JT (edited 07-03-2001).]

07-03-2001, 07:24 PM	#2
FOLrocks1 My favorite ladies! Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 4,103	Super Good! i loved it!! ------------------ Check out all my fan fictions: It's A Warner Thing, A New Face In Peekskill, Back In Town and Those Dreadful Double Dates. I also have a TC spin-off called "College Company." WEB SITE: www.geocities.com/stooge321/T.html Joyce DeWitt, if you are reading these things that i post, i want to say that i love you and i hope to meet you Jacob

07-03-2001, 07:25 PM	#3
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	I really liked it!

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