Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Causes Controversy at NC School - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Zoneboy · 12-10-2008, 12:59 AM

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Hollow · 12-10-2008, 01:26 AM

MC: And now, South Park Elementary presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass!
[Philip Glass moves into position and start playing his keyboards. The curtains draw back, and the kids look out at the audience. They begin to move around]
Voice-over: As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes [a track saying "Happy Happy Happy, Everybody Happy" is added, along with an arpeggio. Members of the audience look confused] How like a turtle the sun looks.
Sheila Broflovski: What the hell is this??? This is horrible!!!
Priest: This is the most God-awful piece of crap I've ever seen!!
Mr. Garrison: You're the ones who made it this way!
Priest: Yeah, it's because the Jews said it couldn't be Christian.
Mr. Broflovski: It wasn't our idea to take out Santa Claus!
Elderly Tree Hugger: All you bastards ruined Christmas!

Big C · 12-10-2008, 01:27 AM

What an idiot.

It's about a reindeer, NOT religion.

catlover79 · 12-10-2008, 01:57 AM

Good grief - get a life, people!!!!

PunkyP0WER · 12-10-2008, 10:49 AM

love how the guys name in the story is mr. holliday!!! lmao...anyway this sort of stuff gets on my last nerve and wrecks the whole season for me. so sick of these pc morons!!! yes there is a time and place for being pc, but these days people go overoard with it. 10 years from now you won;t even see these xmas specials on tv anymore because networks will cower to these pc morons out of fear of being sued. i'm surprised charlie brown xmas still airs given that it has a passage from the bible in it.

TripperFan · 12-10-2008, 11:14 AM

I don't know where this comes from either or who started it. Jewish groups here say they're not offended in the least by a Christmas tree or the Christian celebration (as we aren't offended by Yom Kipper or Rosh Hashannah). I haven't one Jewish friend who doesn't like being wished a "Merry Christmas" and the muslim friends I have put up Christmas trees and decorations.

So I'd like to know just WHO is pissing on our Christmas trees! If it had less than four legs, and doesn't bark then they can take a flying **** and leave the rest of us alone!

PunkyP0WER · 12-10-2008, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TripperFan

I don't know where this comes from either or who started it. Jewish groups here say they're not offended in the least by a Christmas tree or the Christian celebration (as we aren't offended by Yom Kipper or Rosh Hashannah). I haven't one Jewish friend who doesn't like being wished a "Merry Christmas" and the muslim friends I have put up Christmas trees and decorations.

So I'd like to know just WHO is pissing on our Christmas trees! If it had less than four legs, and doesn't bark then they can take a flying **** and leave the rest of us alone!

LMFAO girl you are too funny!!!! i almost choked on my cereal reading this! you're going to kill me, cathie! lol

TripperFan · 12-10-2008, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkyP0WER

LMFAO girl you are too funny!!!! i almost choked on my cereal reading this! you're going to kill me, cathie! lol

DON'T PEE ON OUR CHRISTMAS TREES!!

gidgetgrape · 12-10-2008, 01:00 PM

I'm glad the school ulitmately overruled the decision to ban the song. Whatever happened to common sense and tolerance?

Chocoholic · 12-10-2008, 05:01 PM

These PC people need to STFU big time!

MrCleveland · 12-10-2008, 05:14 PM

All I have to say is...

MERRY CHRISTMAS,SCREW YOU!!!

ekkostar · 12-10-2008, 11:21 PM

HAPPY FREAKIN HOLIDAYS!

Sorry, I HAD to do it!

There's WAY too much code involved in this post.

catlover79 · 12-10-2008, 11:34 PM

^

You guys are hilarious.

Lee · 12-11-2008, 05:08 AM

I think this is just about a woman who is messed up in the head

sunshinefizzy · 12-11-2008, 08:10 AM

Geez, we can't sing about comsetically impaired reindeer, equally enviornmentally challenged snowmen and the pleasantly plump man that visits us only once a year? Thanks all you special PC people!!!

12-10-2008, 12:59 AM	#1
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12-10-2008, 01:57 AM	#4
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12-10-2008, 10:49 AM	#5
PunkyP0WER Member Senior Member Join Date: May 23, 2008 Location: MACY*S on 34th St. Posts: 1,908	love how the guys name in the story is mr. holliday!!! lmao...anyway this sort of stuff gets on my last nerve and wrecks the whole season for me. so sick of these pc morons!!! yes there is a time and place for being pc, but these days people go overoard with it. 10 years from now you won;t even see these xmas specials on tv anymore because networks will cower to these pc morons out of fear of being sued. i'm surprised charlie brown xmas still airs given that it has a passage from the bible in it.
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12-10-2008, 11:14 AM	#6
TripperFan In God's Arms Now Forum Star Join Date: Sep 14, 2003 Location: Heartbreak Ridge Posts: 12,086	I don't know where this comes from either or who started it. Jewish groups here say they're not offended in the least by a Christmas tree or the Christian celebration (as we aren't offended by Yom Kipper or Rosh Hashannah). I haven't one Jewish friend who doesn't like being wished a "Merry Christmas" and the muslim friends I have put up Christmas trees and decorations. So I'd like to know just WHO is pissing on our Christmas trees! If it had less than four legs, and doesn't bark then they can take a flying **** and leave the rest of us alone!
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12-10-2008, 05:14 PM	#11
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12-10-2008, 01:26 AM	#2
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	MC: And now, South Park Elementary presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass! [Philip Glass moves into position and start playing his keyboards. The curtains draw back, and the kids look out at the audience. They begin to move around] Voice-over: As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes [a track saying "Happy Happy Happy, Everybody Happy" is added, along with an arpeggio. Members of the audience look confused] How like a turtle the sun looks. Sheila Broflovski: What the hell is this??? This is horrible!!! Priest: This is the most God-awful piece of crap I've ever seen!! Mr. Garrison: You're the ones who made it this way! Priest: Yeah, it's because the Jews said it couldn't be Christian. Mr. Broflovski: It wasn't our idea to take out Santa Claus! Elderly Tree Hugger: All you bastards ruined Christmas!

12-10-2008, 01:27 AM	#3
Big C I Heart Angie Watson Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 21, 2006 Posts: 3,531	What an idiot. It's about a reindeer, NOT religion.

12-10-2008, 01:00 PM	#9
gidgetgrape Forever Gidget Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 20, 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,508	I'm glad the school ulitmately overruled the decision to ban the song. Whatever happened to common sense and tolerance?

12-10-2008, 05:01 PM	#10
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	These PC people need to STFU big time!

12-10-2008, 11:21 PM	#12
ekkostar Coffee, Tea & Larroquette! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 16, 2005 Posts: 1,077	HAPPY FREAKIN HOLIDAYS! Sorry, I HAD to do it! There's WAY too much code involved in this post.
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12-10-2008, 11:34 PM	#13
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	^ You guys are hilarious.

12-11-2008, 05:08 AM	#14
Lee veteran member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 23, 2001 Location: Pulaski, Tennessee Posts: 4,768	I think this is just about a woman who is messed up in the head

12-11-2008, 08:10 AM	#15
sunshinefizzy Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 27, 2006 Location: Craptown Posts: 2,054	Geez, we can't sing about comsetically impaired reindeer, equally enviornmentally challenged snowmen and the pleasantly plump man that visits us only once a year? Thanks all you special PC people!!!