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Sean Snow · 06-30-2001, 05:45 PM

"Who's Cooking With Lana"
Episode Seven
Season One (1977-1978)
"Get Chrissy"
Year: 1978

Scene- Apartment

The television is on, It's- GET SMART! Janet comes out, Jack nad Chrissy are watching the televison.

Janet: Are you two still watching that? It's been cancelled for (Thinks) EIGHT years!

Jack: So what? I uses to wacth this with my father. We always fought about who was smarter (Get's Interupted)

Janet: Well, we know you didn't win!

Chrissy starts snorting

Jack: (Impersonates Chrissy's laugh) No, the contestents were #99 and Maxwell Smart.

Chrissy: I would say #99. Without her, there would be no Maxwell Smart- He'd be all bullet!

Jack: That's what my father said. I said Max.

Janet: Why Max?

Jack: Because he's a man.

Janet: Ohh! At leat your father had some sense. Do you know what you are?

Jack: Don't say it!

Janet: You're a "Abbadee, abbadee, that's all folks!"

Jack: What's so bad about that?

Chrissy: Porky Pig said that. <Snort Snort>

Jack: Well, at leat I'm not the only one that sounds like a pig!

Chrissy glares at him

Chrissy: Anyway, It's a good show. #99 just had her baby-or two!

Janet: Oh, yeah I saw that one last year!

Chrissy and Jack look at her

Jack: I thought you sadi you didn't like re-runs.

Janet: Well, uhh............ Come on guys, I meant during vacation! It's Spring Break! Let's do something!

Jack: Sure Janet! I'l be in the middle!

Jack grabs Chrissy and Janet and puts them on the couch.

Janet: Jaaaccck!

Scene- Girls' Bedrooom

Janet: Goodnight, Chrissy!

Chrissy: Goodnight Janet!

Janet turns off light.

Camera Focuses on Chrissy as Mist Falls Over for My favorite thing- A DREAM SEQUENCE!

Chrissy is standing next to #86 (Smart) and #99. They are standing in front of the Cheif of CONTROL.

#99: You want us, Cheif?

Cheif: Yes, 99, I want you to meet agent #48!

Chrissy: Me? Ohh, this is so exciting. Hi, #99 and Max, I'm Chrissy!

Max: Chrissy, huh? What does that stand for?

#99: Christine?

Chrissy: Christmas Snow!

Cheif: Anyway, you have a misson. You must keep the SSIPC from KAOS!

Chrissy: What does that stand for?

Cheif: Super Sonic Indgo Purpleish Crysler!

Chrissy: Ohh. Where is it?

Cheif: In the CONTROL parking lot.

Max: Why did you put it there?

Cheif: It's my car! Just kidding. It's the Triple Secret CONTROL parking lot! I have heard of some new KAOS agents. Here are the pictures.

He holds up two pictures.

Chrissy:THat's Janet Wood and Jack Tripper!

Cheif: You know these people?

Chrissy: Yes! I've been living with them!

Max: You've been living with a man and a woman? I'd think you'd be more tiered!

Chrissy: It's strictly platonic!

Max: What ever you say!

Cheif: I am reassigning your case, Agent #48! You will arrest these two live in KAOS agents.

Chrissy: But, but.......

Cheif: No buts about it!

Scene- Apartment

Janet and Jack are on the couch

Janet (Heavy German Accent): We must contact Comrade Inga and Lana!

Jack (Heavy German Accent): You are correct, Comrade Wood. Get out the Computra-Panel!

Janet reaches over the couch and gets the Computra. She pushes a button. A image of Lana and Inga pop up. They both have Heavy German Accents.

Lana: What is it, Comrade and Inferior, Jackipoo, and also Comrade Wood?

Inga: Yes, tell us!

Janet: Snow has joined CONTROL!

Lana: Ahhh, Enemy Christmas!

Jack: No, Chrissy! I like Christmas!

Inga: That brain test between you and Chritmas did not go so well, has it?

Jack glares at her.

Janet: Comrades, what shall we do?

Inga: Kill her. Now goddbye, Comrade Wood.

Screen goes Blanke as Chrissy comes in.

Chrissy (Not Cheerful): Hello!

Janet: Let's cut the small talk! We each want to kill each other, correct?

Chrissy: Correct! But I have the gun! You do not!

Janet: Jack, get out the guns!

Jack gets out enough guns to make an army. Janet starts walking to her and shouting: Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy!

Dream Sequence Ends

Chrissy is being shaken by Janet

Janet: Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy!

Chrissy wakes up

Chrissy: What? (Screams) Pleae Janet, don't hurt me!

Janet: It's okay!

Chrissy: What happend to your German Accent?

Janet: Come Chrissy!

Chrissy: Don't hurt me!

Janet: What's wrong with you?

They go into the kitchen

Chrissy: Don't hurt me!

Jack: What is wrong with you? We would never hurt you!

Chrisy: You're right!

They hug as screen fades.

THE END

Ep. #08- "Charo's Cooking With Jack"- is Coming Tommorow!

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
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Creator and Co-Writer of "Four's A Couple", Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?","Snow", and "Three's Company Too!".
Find these in the Three's Company Fan Fiction Board!

Krisalicious · 06-30-2001, 06:13 PM

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06-30-2001, 05:45 PM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	"Who's Cooking With Lana?"- Ep. #07- "Get Chrissy" "Who's Cooking With Lana" Episode Seven Season One (1977-1978) "Get Chrissy" Year: 1978 Scene- Apartment The television is on, It's- GET SMART! Janet comes out, Jack nad Chrissy are watching the televison. Janet: Are you two still watching that? It's been cancelled for (Thinks) EIGHT years! Jack: So what? I uses to wacth this with my father. We always fought about who was smarter (Get's Interupted) Janet: Well, we know you didn't win! Chrissy starts snorting Jack: (Impersonates Chrissy's laugh) No, the contestents were #99 and Maxwell Smart. Chrissy: I would say #99. Without her, there would be no Maxwell Smart- He'd be all bullet! Jack: That's what my father said. I said Max. Janet: Why Max? Jack: Because he's a man. Janet: Ohh! At leat your father had some sense. Do you know what you are? Jack: Don't say it! Janet: You're a "Abbadee, abbadee, that's all folks!" Jack: What's so bad about that? Chrissy: Porky Pig said that. <Snort Snort> Jack: Well, at leat I'm not the only one that sounds like a pig! Chrissy glares at him Chrissy: Anyway, It's a good show. #99 just had her baby-or two! Janet: Oh, yeah I saw that one last year! Chrissy and Jack look at her Jack: I thought you sadi you didn't like re-runs. Janet: Well, uhh............ Come on guys, I meant during vacation! It's Spring Break! Let's do something! Jack: Sure Janet! I'l be in the middle! Jack grabs Chrissy and Janet and puts them on the couch. Janet: Jaaaccck! Scene- Girls' Bedrooom Janet: Goodnight, Chrissy! Chrissy: Goodnight Janet! Janet turns off light. Camera Focuses on Chrissy as Mist Falls Over for My favorite thing- A DREAM SEQUENCE! Chrissy is standing next to #86 (Smart) and #99. They are standing in front of the Cheif of CONTROL. #99: You want us, Cheif? Cheif: Yes, 99, I want you to meet agent #48! Chrissy: Me? Ohh, this is so exciting. Hi, #99 and Max, I'm Chrissy! Max: Chrissy, huh? What does that stand for? #99: Christine? Chrissy: Christmas Snow! Cheif: Anyway, you have a misson. You must keep the SSIPC from KAOS! Chrissy: What does that stand for? Cheif: Super Sonic Indgo Purpleish Crysler! Chrissy: Ohh. Where is it? Cheif: In the CONTROL parking lot. Max: Why did you put it there? Cheif: It's my car! Just kidding. It's the Triple Secret CONTROL parking lot! I have heard of some new KAOS agents. Here are the pictures. He holds up two pictures. Chrissy:THat's Janet Wood and Jack Tripper! Cheif: You know these people? Chrissy: Yes! I've been living with them! Max: You've been living with a man and a woman? I'd think you'd be more tiered! Chrissy: It's strictly platonic! Max: What ever you say! Cheif: I am reassigning your case, Agent #48! You will arrest these two live in KAOS agents. Chrissy: But, but....... Cheif: No buts about it! Scene- Apartment Janet and Jack are on the couch Janet (Heavy German Accent): We must contact Comrade Inga and Lana! Jack (Heavy German Accent): You are correct, Comrade Wood. Get out the Computra-Panel! Janet reaches over the couch and gets the Computra. She pushes a button. A image of Lana and Inga pop up. They both have Heavy German Accents. Lana: What is it, Comrade and Inferior, Jackipoo, and also Comrade Wood? Inga: Yes, tell us! Janet: Snow has joined CONTROL! Lana: Ahhh, Enemy Christmas! Jack: No, Chrissy! I like Christmas! Inga: That brain test between you and Chritmas did not go so well, has it? Jack glares at her. Janet: Comrades, what shall we do? Inga: Kill her. Now goddbye, Comrade Wood. Screen goes Blanke as Chrissy comes in. Chrissy (Not Cheerful): Hello! Janet: Let's cut the small talk! We each want to kill each other, correct? Chrissy: Correct! But I have the gun! You do not! Janet: Jack, get out the guns! Jack gets out enough guns to make an army. Janet starts walking to her and shouting: Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy! Dream Sequence Ends Chrissy is being shaken by Janet Janet: Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy! Chrissy wakes up Chrissy: What? (Screams) Pleae Janet, don't hurt me! Janet: It's okay! Chrissy: What happend to your German Accent? Janet: Come Chrissy! Chrissy: Don't hurt me! Janet: What's wrong with you? They go into the kitchen Chrissy: Don't hurt me! Jack: What is wrong with you? We would never hurt you! Chrisy: You're right! They hug as screen fades. THE END Ep. #08- "Charo's Cooking With Jack"- is Coming Tommorow! ------------------ Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater! Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry. ************ Creator and Co-Writer of "Four's A Couple", Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?","Snow", and "Three's Company Too!". Find these in the Three's Company Fan Fiction Board!

06-30-2001, 06:13 PM	#2
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	I liked it!!!!