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Frank Gannucci · 12-08-2008, 10:57 AM

"Flushing Ho":

(Ed comes out with a sailboat. Ralph wants to take a bath.)

Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept me waiting out here for 20 minutes while you were in there playing with a boat in the tub?"

Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. This is a new boat. We were on the Shakedown Cruise!"

"The Loudspeaker":

Ralph: "Do you realize that at the annual clambake I have the honor of opening the first clam? And as we take our cruise up the Hudson River I get to go up to the bridge and steer - as we pass Raccoon Point."

Alice: "Well golly gee!"

"Boys and Girls Together":

Alice: "If you go out one night and it's not your night out with Norton and you don't take me with you, when you get home, I won't be here."

(Alice goes into the bedroom. Ralph walks over to the doorway to the
bedroom.)

Ralph: "Har-har-hardy-har-har!"

"On Stage":

Ralph: "Well, I have to confess Mr. Faversham that I did participate in the 1947 frolics of the bus drivers. As a matter of fact, I walked on stage and the crowd was all ready laughing. I didn't do anything yet."

Ed: "The ballet dress you had on didn't do you no harm."

"Principle of The Thing":

Ralph: "I think that this wallpaper is pretty. She thinks that it is rotten. What do you think?"

(Ed looks at the wallpaper.)

Ed: "I think that you two are both right. It's pretty rotten."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(Ralph & Alice are at the pool hall.)

Ralph: "This is how you chalk up your cue."

Alice: "Well, that is the stupidest thing I ever heard of."

Ralph (with Jackie smiling): "YOU are the stupidest thing I ever heard of."

"Boy Next Door":

(Ralph and Mrs. Paterson think that Ed loves Alice but the feeling isn't matual.)

Mrs. Paterson: "Why don't you give your wife the benefit of a doubt?"

Ralph: "All right, maybe they don't love each other but if they do, they are going to have a lot of fun on the moon."

"Pal O' Mine":

Trixie: "Ed wanted to get Jim McKeever red suspenders, but I thought a ring would be better."

Ed: "All I konw is Jimhas a weakness for red suspenders."

Alice: "She's right Ed. A man would rather have a ring then suspenders."

Ed: "Not if his pants keep falling down."

"Champagne and Caviar":

Mr. Marshall: "How did you get your job in the sewer?"

Ed: "Just lucky I guess."

12-08-2008, 10:57 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,071	Monday's Quotes: "Flushing Ho": (Ed comes out with a sailboat. Ralph wants to take a bath.) Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept me waiting out here for 20 minutes while you were in there playing with a boat in the tub?" Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. This is a new boat. We were on the Shakedown Cruise!" "The Loudspeaker": Ralph: "Do you realize that at the annual clambake I have the honor of opening the first clam? And as we take our cruise up the Hudson River I get to go up to the bridge and steer - as we pass Raccoon Point." Alice: "Well golly gee!" "Boys and Girls Together": Alice: "If you go out one night and it's not your night out with Norton and you don't take me with you, when you get home, I won't be here." (Alice goes into the bedroom. Ralph walks over to the doorway to the bedroom.) Ralph: "Har-har-hardy-har-har!" "On Stage": Ralph: "Well, I have to confess Mr. Faversham that I did participate in the 1947 frolics of the bus drivers. As a matter of fact, I walked on stage and the crowd was all ready laughing. I didn't do anything yet." Ed: "The ballet dress you had on didn't do you no harm." "Principle of The Thing": Ralph: "I think that this wallpaper is pretty. She thinks that it is rotten. What do you think?" (Ed looks at the wallpaper.) Ed: "I think that you two are both right. It's pretty rotten." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": (Ralph & Alice are at the pool hall.) Ralph: "This is how you chalk up your cue." Alice: "Well, that is the stupidest thing I ever heard of." Ralph (with Jackie smiling): "YOU are the stupidest thing I ever heard of." "Boy Next Door": (Ralph and Mrs. Paterson think that Ed loves Alice but the feeling isn't matual.) Mrs. Paterson: "Why don't you give your wife the benefit of a doubt?" Ralph: "All right, maybe they don't love each other but if they do, they are going to have a lot of fun on the moon." "Pal O' Mine": Trixie: "Ed wanted to get Jim McKeever red suspenders, but I thought a ring would be better." Ed: "All I konw is Jimhas a weakness for red suspenders." Alice: "She's right Ed. A man would rather have a ring then suspenders." Ed: "Not if his pants keep falling down." "Champagne and Caviar": Mr. Marshall: "How did you get your job in the sewer?" Ed: "Just lucky I guess."