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Frank Gannucci · 12-05-2008, 10:22 AM

"On Stage":

Ralph (reading the script and walking towards the window): "'Come here, my dear. Look out there Rachael. Say yes and all of that is yours."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph: "What's so funny?"

Ed: "What does Rachael want with a back of a Chinese restaurant and a pizzeria?"

"People's Choice Part 1":

Ed: "You should go down to my Uncle's place in New Jersey. 'Bullets' will never find you there."

Ralph: "He won't?"

Ed: "No, I have been going down there for the past three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself."

"Opportunity Knocks, But":

Ed: "As long as I am in an executive in that bus company, you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

(Ralph gets up and signals for Ed to leave.)

Ed: "This is no way..."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!!!!!!!!!"

"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):

Ralph: "What's the matter with you? Here my home is being broken up, my happiness destroyed and you want to know if I'm ready to go bowling?

Ed: "Sorry Ralph. How about shootin' a little some pool?"

"One Big Happy Family":

Ed (yells): "RALPH, I LEFT THE SOAP ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR."

Ralph (from bathroom, yells): "WHAT?"

Ed (yells): "I SAID THAT I..."

Ralph (from bathroom, yells): "I CAN'T HEAR YOU. TALK TO ME LATER."

Ralph (slipping on the soap,
yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"One Big Happy Family":

Man (from upstairs, yells): "KNOCK OFF THE NOISE DOWN THERE!"

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT."

Man (from upstairs, yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(Alice accidentally throws her pool cue.)

Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that."

Ralph: "What was that?"

Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that, wasn't I?"

Ralph: "Not if we are playing pool, but if we are javelin throwing we are."

"Nephew of The Bride":

(Ralph found out that Alice's Aunt Ethel and Herman are moving in since Herman lives at the YMCA. He picks up his hat and puts it on.)

Alice: "Where are you going?"

Ralph: "To the YMCA."

12-05-2008, 10:22 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,067	Friday's Quotes: "On Stage": Ralph (reading the script and walking towards the window): "'Come here, my dear. Look out there Rachael. Say yes and all of that is yours." (Ed laughs.) Ralph: "What's so funny?" Ed: "What does Rachael want with a back of a Chinese restaurant and a pizzeria?" "People's Choice Part 1": Ed: "You should go down to my Uncle's place in New Jersey. 'Bullets' will never find you there." Ralph: "He won't?" Ed: "No, I have been going down there for the past three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself." "Opportunity Knocks, But": Ed: "As long as I am in an executive in that bus company, you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live." (Ralph gets up and signals for Ed to leave.) Ed: "This is no way..." Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!!!!!!!!!" "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Ralph: "What's the matter with you? Here my home is being broken up, my happiness destroyed and you want to know if I'm ready to go bowling? Ed: "Sorry Ralph. How about shootin' a little some pool?" "One Big Happy Family": Ed (yells): "RALPH, I LEFT THE SOAP ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR." Ralph (from bathroom, yells): "WHAT?" Ed (yells): "I SAID THAT I..." Ralph (from bathroom, yells): "I CAN'T HEAR YOU. TALK TO ME LATER." Ralph (slipping on the soap, yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "One Big Happy Family": Man (from upstairs, yells): "KNOCK OFF THE NOISE DOWN THERE!" (Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.) Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT." Man (from upstairs, yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": (Alice accidentally throws her pool cue.) Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that." Ralph: "What was that?" Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that, wasn't I?" Ralph: "Not if we are playing pool, but if we are javelin throwing we are." "Nephew of The Bride": (Ralph found out that Alice's Aunt Ethel and Herman are moving in since Herman lives at the YMCA. He picks up his hat and puts it on.) Alice: "Where are you going?" Ralph: "To the YMCA."