"Fours A Couple"-Episode#41-Crime and Punishment

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#41-Crime and Punishment

[Jack, Janet, Terri, Larry, and Blizzard are on the couch watching the afternoon news]

TV Announcer: In the latest news, A Dante Turkey tried to rob a bank, but was soon arrested.

Jack: Doesnt that guy ever stop???!?!?!?

Blizzard: I thought he changed! On the phone, he sounded so nice!

Janet: Well I guess some people never change.

Jack: Hey you guys, I'm going down to the Regal Beagle. Any of you wanna come?

Janet: Ooooo I can't Jack! I need to go run some errands.

Jack: Ohhhhh alright. Anyone else wanna go?

Terri: Oooo sorry Jack! Larry and I told Richie we would take him to the playground!

Larry: Yeah sorry buddy.

Jack: Ok. How about you Blizzard?

Blizzard: I can't. I need to mail some letters at the post office.

Jack: OK. I guess I'm on my own then! Bye everyone!

All: Bye

Scene: Outside the Regal Beagle

[Jack sees a man spray painting all over a wall by the Regal Beagle and trying to break it]

Jack: Hey u shouldn't do that you know! You could get busted big time!

Man: Whats it to you?

Jack: Do...I know you? Turn around. [man turns around] Ahhhh!! Da..Dan...Dant

Man: DANTE!!!!! Have you forgotten already?

Jack: You shouldn't do that!!! You can be charged for vandalism!

Dante: No I can't! They aren't smart enough to catch me!

Jack: Dante, just get out of here ok?

Dante: NO!!!!! [sirens sound]

Jack: Oh my god! Now you're busted!

Dante: No! [puts the spray paint cans in Jack's hand] YOU ARE! [runs away]

Jack: Hey!!!

Police: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!!!

Jack: Lordy lordy lordy....

Commercial Break

Scene-Police Station

Police Officer: You're going behind bars mister! [puts Jack in jail]

Jack: but...but...[depressed] Great! Dante that creep!!! [Janet, Terri, and Larry enter]

Janet: Jack!!!!

Jack: Janet!!!! Where are Richie, Jennifer, and Blizzard? [kisses Janet from behind bars]

Larry: Blizzard is at the apartment watching them. What happened Jack????

Jack: This is all a big mistake!!!

Terri: Explain

Jack: OK well I saw Dante spray painting and destroying a wall down by the Regal Beagle. I warned him about the trouble he could get into. Then we heard the police sirens and Dante ran away and put the spray paint cans in my hand!

Larry: What a jerk!!!!

Janet: Oh Jack we'll just have to tell the police it was Dante's fault.

Jack: No we can't

Terri: Why?

Jack: Because there's no proof!!!!!

Janet: Oh your rite!!! Don't worry honey...don't worry

Later.....

[An old man named Tim Brown walks into the police station. Janet, Larry, and Terri are still there with Jack]

Tim: Hello officer. My name is Tim Brown.

Police Officer: What can I do for you?

Jack: I wonder what this guy did.

Tim: There!!! [points in the jail] There!!! There he is!!!!

Police Officer: Yup. Jack Tripper. Charged with vandalism.

Tim: No he's not!

Janet, Larry, Terri: WHAT?!?!?!?!?

Jack: Oh my god this man might know something!!! Keep going!

Police Officer: What are you talking about?

Tim: I saw the whole thing. That Dante Turkey guy did all this! He put the spray paint cans in that guys hand and then he ran away!

Police Officer: How can you prove it!

Tim: I have pictures!!!!

Jack: [very happy]Yessssssss!! Did you hear that everyone he has pictures!

Janet, Larry, Terri: Yessss!!!

Police Officer: Oh my!!! Well well well! [unlocks the jail cell] Jack Tripper, you're free to go!

Jack: Thank you officer! And thank you Tim!!! How can i make this up to you?

Tim: Nothing nothing. Don't worry about it.

Police Officer: Now, all i have to do is catch that Turkey! [all laugh as the screen fades]

THE END

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[Sean Snow]

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