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Krisalicious · 06-28-2001, 05:48 PM

#40-The Library Book

Scene-Apartment

[Everyone in the house is cleaning]

Terri: Doesn't it feel good to clean the house? After all the work, is done, the house will be germ-free!

Jack: Terri, not to kill the moment or anything, but we're still cleaning! Let's be happy AFTER we are done.

Janet: Hey where's Larry?

Terri: In the bedroom with Blizzard.

Jack and Janet: [shocked] WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??

Terri: Noooooo they're cleaning! Gosh you guys have dirty minds!

Scene-Terri and Larry's Bedroom

Larry: Hey Blizzard, can I have another box?

Blizzard: Sure. [hands him one] You know, i noticed that whenever I clean, I find stuff that I never knew was there til i found it at that moment!

Larry:[confused] Ummm...ok??? I'll clean under the bed. [picks up a book from under the bed] Hey!!! I remember this book!

Blizzard: What is it?

Larry: The Invisible Man! I remember when I borrowed it from the San Diego library three years ago! Wow!...I really liked the part when...

Blizzard: Wait a minute Larry, did you say THREE YEARS AGO?

Larry: Yes. Whats wrong?

Blizzard: [amazed] San Diego??? LARRYYYYY!!!!! That means this book is three years overdue!

Larry: Wait a minute that can't be! Well they never sent me any overdue fines!

Blizzard: Oh yeah...let me see...[holds book]Well well well....what do we have here? [empties out book, many overdue notices fall out]

Larry: Ummmm ummm...

Blizzard: Oh...my...!

Larry: What??

Blizzard: In the notice where it said the book was overdue the first year, it said you have to pay two hundred dollars!

Larry: AHHH!!! I don't have that kind of money!

Blizzard: In the second year, it says you needed to pay four hundred dollars!

Larry: I don't have that either!!!

Blizzard: Oh...my....then that means...!!!!!

Larry: It means what??!?!??

Blizzard: This year, you will have to pay 600 dollars!!!!

Larry: WHATTT?!?!?!?!? I definitely dont have that! What am I gonna do?

Commercial Break

Scene-Apartment

Terri: [laughing]So...wait a minute Larry...let me get this straight. You have had this book overdue for THREE YEARS?!!? [laughs more]

Larry: Yes!!!! And whats so funny about that?

Janet: [laughs] Oh Larry, how could you be so...so..so....

Jack: Dumb???

Terri: Thats the perfect word!!![the three laugh]

Richie: [enters]Hey hey whats so funny?

Janet: [still laughing] Oh Richie! Your daddy has had a library book overdue for THREE YEARS!!!! [all laugh]

Richie: Daddy!!! I always return MY books to the li-berry!

Larry: Great! Even my own SON is more responsible then me!!! [depressed] How am I supposed to pay for this?

Terri: Oh Larry....don't worry...We'll find some money.

Larry: No we won't....We never will be able to pay for this....all because of my dumb mistake....

Later that day....

[phone rings]

Blizzard: I'll get it!!! [answers] Hello?

Dante: Hello. Dante here.

Blizzard: AHHH DANTE!

Dante: No no i come in peace. Just wanted to call and say hi.

Blizzard: There! You said it! Good bye!

Dante: No!!!! wait!!!

Jack: Hey Blizzard! Whos that?

Blizzard: DANTE!!!

Dante: What?

Blizzard: Noooo nooo o never mind.

Larry: I'm so mad!!!!! [screams loud] AHHHHHHHH

Dante: [still on phone] What was that?

Blizzard: Oh that was Larry! He's upset because he has had a library book overdue from the San Diego Library for three years!

Larry: I know i know dont remind me!!!

Terri: Oh...don't worry honey...[kisses Larry]

Jack: Yeah buddy I'll pitch in some money!

Janet: Me too!

Blizzard: [still on phone with Dante] Really??? Oh hahahahahaha!!! Well thats great! Thanks! Bye!

Jack: What did he say?

Blizzard: He just told me that the San Diego library is renovating and it won't open again for two years! And they won't charge anyone for overdue books while the renovation is happening!

Janet: So that means.....

Terri: Larry has two years to get 600 dollars....?

Larry: BLIZZZZZZZARDDDDDD! [all laugh as the screen fades]

How was it?

Next episode comin soon!

Sean Snow · 06-28-2001, 06:48 PM

I liked it!

Krisalicious · 06-28-2001, 06:53 PM

Thanks! I hope you like "Crime and Punishment" too!!!!

06-28-2001, 05:48 PM	#1
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	"Fours A Couple"-Episode #40-The Library Book #40-The Library Book Scene-Apartment [Everyone in the house is cleaning] Terri: Doesn't it feel good to clean the house? After all the work, is done, the house will be germ-free! Jack: Terri, not to kill the moment or anything, but we're still cleaning! Let's be happy AFTER we are done. Janet: Hey where's Larry? Terri: In the bedroom with Blizzard. Jack and Janet: [shocked] WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?? Terri: Noooooo they're cleaning! Gosh you guys have dirty minds! Scene-Terri and Larry's Bedroom Larry: Hey Blizzard, can I have another box? Blizzard: Sure. [hands him one] You know, i noticed that whenever I clean, I find stuff that I never knew was there til i found it at that moment! Larry:[confused] Ummm...ok??? I'll clean under the bed. [picks up a book from under the bed] Hey!!! I remember this book! Blizzard: What is it? Larry: The Invisible Man! I remember when I borrowed it from the San Diego library three years ago! Wow!...I really liked the part when... Blizzard: Wait a minute Larry, did you say THREE YEARS AGO? Larry: Yes. Whats wrong? Blizzard: [amazed] San Diego??? LARRYYYYY!!!!! That means this book is three years overdue! Larry: Wait a minute that can't be! Well they never sent me any overdue fines! Blizzard: Oh yeah...let me see...[holds book]Well well well....what do we have here? [empties out book, many overdue notices fall out] Larry: Ummmm ummm... Blizzard: Oh...my...! Larry: What?? Blizzard: In the notice where it said the book was overdue the first year, it said you have to pay two hundred dollars! Larry: AHHH!!! I don't have that kind of money! Blizzard: In the second year, it says you needed to pay four hundred dollars! Larry: I don't have that either!!! Blizzard: Oh...my....then that means...!!!!! Larry: It means what??!?!?? Blizzard: This year, you will have to pay 600 dollars!!!! Larry: WHATTT?!?!?!?!? I definitely dont have that! What am I gonna do? Commercial Break Scene-Apartment Terri: [laughing]So...wait a minute Larry...let me get this straight. You have had this book overdue for THREE YEARS?!!? [laughs more] Larry: Yes!!!! And whats so funny about that? Janet: [laughs] Oh Larry, how could you be so...so..so.... Jack: Dumb??? Terri: Thats the perfect word!!![the three laugh] Richie: [enters]Hey hey whats so funny? Janet: [still laughing] Oh Richie! Your daddy has had a library book overdue for THREE YEARS!!!! [all laugh] Richie: Daddy!!! I always return MY books to the li-berry! Larry: Great! Even my own SON is more responsible then me!!! [depressed] How am I supposed to pay for this? Terri: Oh Larry....don't worry...We'll find some money. Larry: No we won't....We never will be able to pay for this....all because of my dumb mistake.... Later that day.... [phone rings] Blizzard: I'll get it!!! [answers] Hello? Dante: Hello. Dante here. Blizzard: AHHH DANTE! Dante: No no i come in peace. Just wanted to call and say hi. Blizzard: There! You said it! Good bye! Dante: No!!!! wait!!! Jack: Hey Blizzard! Whos that? Blizzard: DANTE!!! Dante: What? Blizzard: Noooo nooo o never mind. Larry: I'm so mad!!!!! [screams loud] AHHHHHHHH Dante: [still on phone] What was that? Blizzard: Oh that was Larry! He's upset because he has had a library book overdue from the San Diego Library for three years! Larry: I know i know dont remind me!!! Terri: Oh...don't worry honey...[kisses Larry] Jack: Yeah buddy I'll pitch in some money! Janet: Me too! Blizzard: [still on phone with Dante] Really??? Oh hahahahahaha!!! Well thats great! Thanks! Bye! Jack: What did he say? Blizzard: He just told me that the San Diego library is renovating and it won't open again for two years! And they won't charge anyone for overdue books while the renovation is happening! Janet: So that means..... Terri: Larry has two years to get 600 dollars....? Larry: BLIZZZZZZZARDDDDDD! [all laugh as the screen fades] How was it? Next episode comin soon!

06-28-2001, 06:48 PM	#2
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	I liked it!

06-28-2001, 06:53 PM	#3
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	Thanks! I hope you like "Crime and Punishment" too!!!!