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Sean Snow · 06-28-2001, 10:30 AM

"Who's Cooking With Lana?"
Episode Five
"Spooky School"- Part Two

Last Time: Chrissy, Janet, Jack, and Larry are trapped in the cooking school

Chrissy: Please don't hurt us!

The two ghostly figures get nearer and their forms become familiar. It's- Lana and Inga Van Peters

Lana: Jackipoo! Come to your lover!

Lana chases Jack as Jack tries to get away. Jack trips and starts kissing Jack

Janet: Inga, what are you doing here?

Inga (German Accent): Well..........me and Lana fell asleep!

Chrissy: You did too?

Lana (While kissing Jack): We sure did! That Travers is such a man, unlike my Jackipoo here.

Larry: What do we do? What if the headless chef comes in here?

Moaning is heard, followed by a high pitched yelp

Jack: Run into the kitchen!

Everyone runs into the dark kitchen. All that is seen are eyes, the rest is all dark.

Janet: Jack?

Jack: What?

Janet: Should we really be in a room with a lot of knifes.

Jack: You're right! Okay, we go cross the hall to the cafetria one by one! Janet you go first.

Janet goes into the darkness, followed by a scream.

Inga: I'll go, then to see what happened to dat Janet.

Inga goes, followed by a yelp

Jack: Okay, me and Lana go at the same time, okay!

Jack and Lana go into the darkness, followed by a surprised yelp

Larry: Chrissy, you go first.

Chrissy: I'm only going to do this because me and Janet are always mean to you!

Chrissy goes into the darkness, then a snort is heard. Larry suddenly sees all these forms coming to him.

Larry tries to run, but one of the figures gets him

Man: It's me, Jack!

Larry: Oh, I knew that!

Inga: Look who we found!

Larry looks. It's Dean Travers!

Janet: Dean Travers, what are you doing here?

Travers: I fell asleep after I gave my speech.

Inga: Students, I think we should all rest and figure something out tomorrow!

Everyone reluctantly lays down, and go asleep.

Camera focuses on Larry, as dream sequence starts

Dream Starts

Girls are everywhere, chanting: No Larry, No Larry, I have a headache!

Larry wakes up, only to see a form walking among them

Larry screams, as screen freezes

TO BE CONTINUED........

What did you think?

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
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Creator and Co-Writer of "Four's A Couple", Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?","Snow", and "Three's Company Too!".
Find these in the Three's Company Fan Fiction Board!

Krisalicious · 06-28-2001, 06:49 PM

That was really good!!!!!!!!

06-28-2001, 10:30 AM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	"Who's Cooking With Lana?"- Episode Five- "Spooky School"- II of III "Who's Cooking With Lana?" Episode Five "Spooky School"- Part Two Last Time: Chrissy, Janet, Jack, and Larry are trapped in the cooking school Chrissy: Please don't hurt us! The two ghostly figures get nearer and their forms become familiar. It's- Lana and Inga Van Peters Lana: Jackipoo! Come to your lover! Lana chases Jack as Jack tries to get away. Jack trips and starts kissing Jack Janet: Inga, what are you doing here? Inga (German Accent): Well..........me and Lana fell asleep! Chrissy: You did too? Lana (While kissing Jack): We sure did! That Travers is such a man, unlike my Jackipoo here. Larry: What do we do? What if the headless chef comes in here? Moaning is heard, followed by a high pitched yelp Jack: Run into the kitchen! Everyone runs into the dark kitchen. All that is seen are eyes, the rest is all dark. Janet: Jack? Jack: What? Janet: Should we really be in a room with a lot of knifes. Jack: You're right! Okay, we go cross the hall to the cafetria one by one! Janet you go first. Janet goes into the darkness, followed by a scream. Inga: I'll go, then to see what happened to dat Janet. Inga goes, followed by a yelp Jack: Okay, me and Lana go at the same time, okay! Jack and Lana go into the darkness, followed by a surprised yelp Larry: Chrissy, you go first. Chrissy: I'm only going to do this because me and Janet are always mean to you! Chrissy goes into the darkness, then a snort is heard. Larry suddenly sees all these forms coming to him. Larry tries to run, but one of the figures gets him Man: It's me, Jack! Larry: Oh, I knew that! Inga: Look who we found! Larry looks. It's Dean Travers! Janet: Dean Travers, what are you doing here? Travers: I fell asleep after I gave my speech. Inga: Students, I think we should all rest and figure something out tomorrow! Everyone reluctantly lays down, and go asleep. Camera focuses on Larry, as dream sequence starts Dream Starts Girls are everywhere, chanting: No Larry, No Larry, I have a headache! Larry wakes up, only to see a form walking among them Larry screams, as screen freezes TO BE CONTINUED........ What did you think? ------------------ Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater! Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry. ************ Creator and Co-Writer of "Four's A Couple", Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?","Snow", and "Three's Company Too!". Find these in the Three's Company Fan Fiction Board!

06-28-2001, 06:49 PM	#2
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	That was really good!!!!!!!!