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Frank Gannucci · 12-04-2008, 10:45 AM

"Oh My Aching Back":

Ralph (yelling in pain): "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!"

(Alice comes out.)

Alice: "What was that?"

Ralph: "I was just yawning."

Alice: "Yawning? It sounded like feeding time at the zoo."

"A Matter of Record":

Ralph: "How could you be so stupid Norton? Why would you want to go? You know the ending as well as I do."

Ed: "You call me stupid? You call me stupid? It just so happens that it makes no difference to me what the ending of the play is. I will just wait until it gets real close to the end of the show and I will get up and walk out."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

G.F.: "I am going to put you in a state of hypnosis."

Ed: "Promise you won't hurt me?"

"Finders Keepers":

Ralph: "We will sell hamburgers, hot dogs, flapjacks, pizza pies..."

Ed: "And we will widen the front door."

Ralph: "Why would we do that?"

Ed: "With all that food, how are you going to get in and out?"

"A Dog's Life":

(Ralph brings some food to Mr. Marshall in his lunch box.)

Ralph: "I got in here (lunchbox) a million dollars."

Ed: "Then you must have had a good day on the bus."

"Young Man With A Horn":

Alice: "All right Ralph. You haven't touched the cornette in years."

Ralph: "I want to keep it."

Ed: "He has a point Alice. He hasn't seen his toes in years and he wants to keep them."

"Two Tickets To The Fight":

Ralph: "At least my relatives don't drop by unexpected."

Alice: "No, they come as steady as clockwork. Three times a week."

"Two Tickets To The Fight":

Ralph (yells): "I'M NOT MISSING THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."

Alice (yells): "LISTEN HERE. YOU TRY AND WALK OUT THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL BE IN THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."

The Honeymoon Is Over":

(Alice is dresssed up as a young lady.)

Alice: "Who is going to look at me Ralph. I'm an old woman."

Ralph: "Who would look at an old woman? An old man."

"Curse of The Kramdens":

Ralph: "I didn't know that Jackie Gleason was irish."

Ed: "Yeah. His family came during the potato famine. In fact, they may have caused it."

12-04-2008, 10:45 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,068	Thursday's Quotes: "Oh My Aching Back": Ralph (yelling in pain): "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!" (Alice comes out.) Alice: "What was that?" Ralph: "I was just yawning." Alice: "Yawning? It sounded like feeding time at the zoo." "A Matter of Record": Ralph: "How could you be so stupid Norton? Why would you want to go? You know the ending as well as I do." Ed: "You call me stupid? You call me stupid? It just so happens that it makes no difference to me what the ending of the play is. I will just wait until it gets real close to the end of the show and I will get up and walk out." "Sleepy Time Gal": G.F.: "I am going to put you in a state of hypnosis." Ed: "Promise you won't hurt me?" "Finders Keepers": Ralph: "We will sell hamburgers, hot dogs, flapjacks, pizza pies..." Ed: "And we will widen the front door." Ralph: "Why would we do that?" Ed: "With all that food, how are you going to get in and out?" "A Dog's Life": (Ralph brings some food to Mr. Marshall in his lunch box.) Ralph: "I got in here (lunchbox) a million dollars." Ed: "Then you must have had a good day on the bus." "Young Man With A Horn": Alice: "All right Ralph. You haven't touched the cornette in years." Ralph: "I want to keep it." Ed: "He has a point Alice. He hasn't seen his toes in years and he wants to keep them." "Two Tickets To The Fight": Ralph: "At least my relatives don't drop by unexpected." Alice: "No, they come as steady as clockwork. Three times a week." "Two Tickets To The Fight": Ralph (yells): "I'M NOT MISSING THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR." Alice (yells): "LISTEN HERE. YOU TRY AND WALK OUT THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL BE IN THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR." The Honeymoon Is Over": (Alice is dresssed up as a young lady.) Alice: "Who is going to look at me Ralph. I'm an old woman." Ralph: "Who would look at an old woman? An old man." "Curse of The Kramdens": Ralph: "I didn't know that Jackie Gleason was irish." Ed: "Yeah. His family came during the potato famine. In fact, they may have caused it."