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Frank Gannucci · 12-03-2008, 04:19 PM

Wednesday's Quotes:

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

(At the Raccoon lodge, Ed goes in the "Out" door to go to the kitchen. He bumps into Ralph. Ralph & Ed have an argument about which door [the ones being marked "In" or "Out"] Ed should use to enter the Raccoon kitchen at the lodge.)

Ralph: "You are supposed to go in the door marked "In."

Ed: "I wasn't going in that room. I was coming out of this room."

Ralph: "You were not going out of this room. You were going in that room."

Ed: "How could I go into that room without coming out of this room?"

"A Weighty Problem Part One":

Ralph: "For my height, I am four pounds underweight. It says so in the chart."

Alice: "You must have been looking at a chart for a hippotomus."

"Ralph Kramden Presents":

Alice: "How was the anchovy pizza that I made for you Mr. Gleason?"

Jackie: "I don't know. I ate it so fast, I didn't taste it."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(Ralph & Alice are in the poolroom. The Nortons answer.)

Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today."

Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."

"Stars Over Flatbush":

Ed (reading the astrology book): "'Taurus the Bull seldom loses his temper, shows great wisdow in all financial matters and is extremely attractive to the opposite sex.'"

Ralph: "That is me all right."

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "Junk? Junk Junk? Just watch yourself Alice. This furniture was a wedding present from my grandfather."

Alice: "Yeah to your grandmother."

"The Worry Wart":

Ralph: "The government is investigating me."

Alice: "You are not the first person to be investigated by the government."

Ed: "Yeah, the jails are full of them."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "I'm going to make a fortune and I'm going to let you in on the deal."

Ed: "Here we go again."

Ralph: "What kind of crack is that?"

Ed: "I'll tell you what kind of crack that was. You come to me before with things like this before. I can't stand to make a fortune again. I'm going broke."

"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":

(Ralph walks in as Alice and Trixie are rehearsing their act for the talent show.)

Alice: "We are rehearsing."

Ralph: "For what, The Bellevue Follies?"

12-03-2008, 04:19 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,067	Wednesday's Quotes: Wednesday's Quotes: "A Weighty Problem Part 1": (At the Raccoon lodge, Ed goes in the "Out" door to go to the kitchen. He bumps into Ralph. Ralph & Ed have an argument about which door [the ones being marked "In" or "Out"] Ed should use to enter the Raccoon kitchen at the lodge.) Ralph: "You are supposed to go in the door marked "In." Ed: "I wasn't going in that room. I was coming out of this room." Ralph: "You were not going out of this room. You were going in that room." Ed: "How could I go into that room without coming out of this room?" "A Weighty Problem Part One": Ralph: "For my height, I am four pounds underweight. It says so in the chart." Alice: "You must have been looking at a chart for a hippotomus." "Ralph Kramden Presents": Alice: "How was the anchovy pizza that I made for you Mr. Gleason?" Jackie: "I don't know. I ate it so fast, I didn't taste it." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": (Ralph & Alice are in the poolroom. The Nortons answer.) Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today." Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look." "Stars Over Flatbush": Ed (reading the astrology book): "'Taurus the Bull seldom loses his temper, shows great wisdow in all financial matters and is extremely attractive to the opposite sex.'" Ralph: "That is me all right." "Funny Money": Ralph: "Junk? Junk Junk? Just watch yourself Alice. This furniture was a wedding present from my grandfather." Alice: "Yeah to your grandmother." "The Worry Wart": Ralph: "The government is investigating me." Alice: "You are not the first person to be investigated by the government." Ed: "Yeah, the jails are full of them." "Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "I'm going to make a fortune and I'm going to let you in on the deal." Ed: "Here we go again." Ralph: "What kind of crack is that?" Ed: "I'll tell you what kind of crack that was. You come to me before with things like this before. I can't stand to make a fortune again. I'm going broke." "Life Upon The Wicked Stage": (Ralph walks in as Alice and Trixie are rehearsing their act for the talent show.) Alice: "We are rehearsing." Ralph: "For what, The Bellevue Follies?"