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Frank Gannucci · 12-01-2008, 10:37 AM

"On Stage":

Ralph: "If this lodge doesn't get any money soon, there won't be a lodge. Do you know what happened yesterday? Yesterday, the ACME Finance Company came and took out the pool table. The day before that, they took out the phongraph. The day before that, they took out the pool table. What are we going to do Norton?"

Ed: "Well, we can always hold our meetings at the ACME Finance Company."

"$99,000 Answer":

Herb Norris: "What is your wife's name?"

Ralph: "Mrs. Kramden."

"Expectant Father":

Ed: "Why don't we ask who isn't having the baby and ask HER?"

Ralph: "You have been hit on the head by one too many manhole covers."

"Expectant Father":

Ed: "The sewer was swarming with FBI men."

Trixie: "FBI men? What were they doing in the sewer?"

Ed: "They were looking for wetbacks who were trying to beat the crosstown traffic."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "My mistake was not going to a ballgame instead of getting married."

Alice: "What did you say? What did you say?"

Ralph: "I don't chew my cabbage twice."

"Follow The Boys":

(Alice has the house all dark and has a lit candle on the dinner table hoping that Ralph would want to eat dinner in a romantic fashion. Ralph comes home.)

Alice: "Hello Ralph."

Ralph: "So you forgot to pay the electric bill, huh?"

"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"):

Ed: "Suppose they don't want to give me the promotion?"

Ralph: "Then you scare them. Tell them that after 17 years in the sewer, you are washing your hands of the whole thing."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(Ed just called Ralph an elephant.)

Ralph: "I will remember that Norton. I will remember that."

Ed: "I know you will. An elephant never forgets."

"Lawsuit" (Color version):

(Ralph just threw out the bus company adjuster. He came because he wanted to sign papers because Ralph got injured.)

Alice: "Ralph, this is the dumbest thing that you ever done."

Ralph: "You won't say that when we are living on Park Avenue."

Alice: "I thought that you were going to open a grocery store in Jersey."

Ralph: "I'll commute."

12-01-2008, 10:37 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,071	Monday's Quotes: "On Stage": Ralph: "If this lodge doesn't get any money soon, there won't be a lodge. Do you know what happened yesterday? Yesterday, the ACME Finance Company came and took out the pool table. The day before that, they took out the phongraph. The day before that, they took out the pool table. What are we going to do Norton?" Ed: "Well, we can always hold our meetings at the ACME Finance Company." "$99,000 Answer": Herb Norris: "What is your wife's name?" Ralph: "Mrs. Kramden." "Expectant Father": Ed: "Why don't we ask who isn't having the baby and ask HER?" Ralph: "You have been hit on the head by one too many manhole covers." "Expectant Father": Ed: "The sewer was swarming with FBI men." Trixie: "FBI men? What were they doing in the sewer?" Ed: "They were looking for wetbacks who were trying to beat the crosstown traffic." "Game Called On Account of Marriage": Ralph: "My mistake was not going to a ballgame instead of getting married." Alice: "What did you say? What did you say?" Ralph: "I don't chew my cabbage twice." "Follow The Boys": (Alice has the house all dark and has a lit candle on the dinner table hoping that Ralph would want to eat dinner in a romantic fashion. Ralph comes home.) Alice: "Hello Ralph." Ralph: "So you forgot to pay the electric bill, huh?" "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Ed: "Suppose they don't want to give me the promotion?" Ralph: "Then you scare them. Tell them that after 17 years in the sewer, you are washing your hands of the whole thing." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": (Ed just called Ralph an elephant.) Ralph: "I will remember that Norton. I will remember that." Ed: "I know you will. An elephant never forgets." "Lawsuit" (Color version): (Ralph just threw out the bus company adjuster. He came because he wanted to sign papers because Ralph got injured.) Alice: "Ralph, this is the dumbest thing that you ever done." Ralph: "You won't say that when we are living on Park Avenue." Alice: "I thought that you were going to open a grocery store in Jersey." Ralph: "I'll commute."