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Archie FTW!
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#34-Blizzard Babysits
Jack: Guys!!! Guess what??!??!? Janet: What is it honey? Jack: I just met one of my old friends down at the Regal Beagle! He is VERY rich now! He invited us to dinner at the most expensive restaurant in town! Terri: Thats great!!!!! Larry: I can't wait! Janet: Wait a minute..... Jack: What? Janet: What about Richie and Jennifer? They can't come with us! Larry: Oh thats right!!! Who...can...watch them? Blizzard: [enters] Hi guys! Larry: Are you all thinking what I'm thinking? [all nod] Jack: Hey...Blizzard...are u doing anything tonight? Blizzard: No....not yet at least...why? Terri: Well, we...need...someone...to Larry: Baby sit Richie and Jennifer! Blizzard: But...but... Janet: Thanks Blizzard i knew you would understand! Bye! [all exit] Blizzard: But I never babysat be...[hears the door slam] fore. Later....... Blizzard: Richie!!! Are you hungry? Richie: No!!! I'm playing with my train! Do not bother me! Blizzard: Oh sorrrryyyy! Jennifer: [from her room] Wahhhhhhhh!!! Wahhhhhh!!!!!! Blizzard: Oh no!!! [panics] What am I supposed to do? They never taught me how to take care of Jennifer! [picks her up, sings] Lullabye! Go to sleep! I...I...I dont know the words, Jennifer..lalala... Jennifer: Wahhhhhh!!!!! Wahhhhhhhh!!! Blizzard: Help!!! Ummmm....maybe...shes hungry! [takes Jennifer into the kitchen, puts her into her high chair] Ok Jennifer, sit down while i make you some mushy baby food! Jennifer: Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Blizzard: Ok now open wide! [tries to feed her,Jennifer spits up the food] Ewwww..... Richie: What are you doing? I'm trying to play with my toy train! Blizzard: I'm trying to feed Jennifer but she keeps spitting up the food! Richie: Oh boy do I have to do everything? Watch and learn....[to Jennifer] Open wide Jennifer! The airplane is coming in! Vroom vroom vroom! [puts the spoon of food in her mouth, Jennifer laughs] Good Jennifer! Blizzard: Richie!!!!! When exactly were you going to tell me that u knew how to feed Jennifer??? Richie: You didn't ask! Blizzard: Oh....well... Richie: Now please! I need to play with my trains! [goes back to his room] Blizzard: [continues to feed Jennifer] Good girl! Thats it! Very good! [phone rings] I'll get it. [picks up the phone] Hello? Chrissy: Hi Blizzard!!! Its Chrissy!!!!! Blizzard: Hi Chrissy!!!!! How are things with you? Chrissy: Oh just fine! How are things there? Blizzard: Don't ask Chrissy: How? I just did! [snort snort] Blizzard: Yeah well....[Jennifer screaming loud] Jennifer: [from kitchen] WAHHHHH!!!! Blizzard: Uh....i have to go now Chrissy bye! [hangs up, goes into the kitchen] Jennifer: Wahhhhh Blizzard: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! [the kitchen is covered in baby food. Jennifer threw all her food all over the kitchen] Commercial Break Scene- Kitchen Blizzard: There! All finished cleaning! Ewww...whats that smell? Oh no!!! Jennifer: Wahhhhh!!!!! Blizzard: Now what do i do? Change the diaper! Ummm...where are the diapers?? Oh no!!! [searches around] I cant find them! Ummm...[searches more] Paper towels! That will do! [takes off Jennifers old diaper, wraps paper towels around her] Jennifer: WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Richie: What now?!?!?!?? [sees what Blizzard did to Jennifer] PAPER TOWELS??? [Richie laughs hysterically] Blizzard: Well I dont know where the diapers are!!! Richie: EVERYONE in this house knows where the diapers are!!! Blizzard: Well I'm new! Richie: Oh gosh! Here I'll get them for you! [richie exits] Blizzard: Go figure! I'm new around here and they already expect me to know the routine! Richie: [returns] Here! [hands Blizzard a diaper] Blizzard: Where did you find them!?!?! Richie: In the bathroom drawer! Duh.... Blizzard: Thank you Richie!!! Richie: Now, PLEASE LET ME PLAY WITH MY TRAINS!! Blizzars: Sorry!!! [Richie exits] Later that evening..... Jack: Wasn't that a delicious restaurant?? Janet: Yeah!! It was fun too! Terri: Great food! Larry: Lets go back some day! Janet: Hey Blizzard! How were the kids? Blizzard: [out of breath] Fine..just...fine... THE END!!! Did u like it? Next one coming soon! |
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My favorite ladies!
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That was really good!! I liked it
------------------ Check out all my fan fictions: It's A Warner Thing, A New Face In Peekskill, Back In Town and Those Dreadful Double Dates. I also have a TC spin-off called "College Company." WEB SITE: www.geocities.com/stooge321/T.html Joyce DeWitt, if you are reading these things that i post, i want to say that i love you and i hope to meet you *Jacob* |
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moo
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That was really funny! And I liked how Chrissy called. Chrissy called Janet in #2 of "Snow"
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Write the next one.I want my 2 up for today.
"Willa was Here" "Dante Returns" And Coming tomorrow "Portrait of a spinoff Parts 1 and 2" |
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moo
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It was great.NOW DO THE NEXT ONE!!!
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Archie FTW!
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OK OK I JUST POSTED IT!!! PATIENCE PATIENCE!!! lol
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