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Frank Gannucci · 11-25-2008, 10:22 AM

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ralph: "I hope you realize that water always recedes it's level."

Ed: "Yeah, we heard rumors to that effect down in the sewer."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Alice: "A man works from sun-to-sum, but a woman's work is never done."

Ralph: "Good gosh!"

"Jellybeans":

Ed: "I was in a contest once. You had to name all the states. I got gyped out of the first prize. I named 66 states, the winner only named 48."

Ralph: "You are a mental case."

"On Stage":

Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."

Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"

"Follow The Boys":

(Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.)

Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is the trouble with these puzzles. They don't present a challenge."

Alice: "Yeah, they are easy. Easy: E-z-y."

"Follow The Boys":

(Alice wants to go to the movies but Ralph doesn't want him to go. He has to go bowling for the Hurricanes.)

Ralph: "The hurricanes need me."

Alice: "I feel very sorry for the Hurricanes because the biggest wind of them all is not going to be there."

"Stars Over Flatbush":

(Ralph is trying to scratch an itch on his back by rubbing his back on the ice box. Ed comes in.)

Ed: "What do you say there Taurus?"

Ralph: "I was trying to scratch an itch that I couldn't reach."

Ed: "Oh, for a minute there I thought you were practicing the ol' Shake, Rattle & Roll."

"Goodnight Sweet Prince":

Alice: "Ed, don't you have to go to work?"

Ed: "There not too concerned about punctuality down in the sewer Alice. As a matter of fact, they think that they are lucky if we show up at all."

"Without Reservations":

(Alice is dressed up as a chef. Trixie is dressed up as a maid. Ed is dressed up as a bellhop.)

Ralph: "Are there any questions?"

Ed: "Yes. How do I get out of this chicken outfit?"

11-25-2008, 10:22 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,091	Tuesday's Quotes: "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I hope you realize that water always recedes it's level." Ed: "Yeah, we heard rumors to that effect down in the sewer." "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Alice: "A man works from sun-to-sum, but a woman's work is never done." Ralph: "Good gosh!" "Jellybeans": Ed: "I was in a contest once. You had to name all the states. I got gyped out of the first prize. I named 66 states, the winner only named 48." Ralph: "You are a mental case." "On Stage": Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me." Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!" "Follow The Boys": (Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.) Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is the trouble with these puzzles. They don't present a challenge." Alice: "Yeah, they are easy. Easy: E-z-y." "Follow The Boys": (Alice wants to go to the movies but Ralph doesn't want him to go. He has to go bowling for the Hurricanes.) Ralph: "The hurricanes need me." Alice: "I feel very sorry for the Hurricanes because the biggest wind of them all is not going to be there." "Stars Over Flatbush": (Ralph is trying to scratch an itch on his back by rubbing his back on the ice box. Ed comes in.) Ed: "What do you say there Taurus?" Ralph: "I was trying to scratch an itch that I couldn't reach." Ed: "Oh, for a minute there I thought you were practicing the ol' Shake, Rattle & Roll." "Goodnight Sweet Prince": Alice: "Ed, don't you have to go to work?" Ed: "There not too concerned about punctuality down in the sewer Alice. As a matter of fact, they think that they are lucky if we show up at all." "Without Reservations": (Alice is dressed up as a chef. Trixie is dressed up as a maid. Ed is dressed up as a bellhop.) Ralph: "Are there any questions?" Ed: "Yes. How do I get out of this chicken outfit?"