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Zoneboy · 11-25-2008, 03:49 AM

By: Willis The Guard & Vigorish (Buckner & Garcia)

They break out of the huddle
The center snaps the ball
The quarterback's fading
He throws long, he's got it
Touchdown

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through my brain
There's footballs and thoughts
Of the upcoming game

My team colors were
Hung by the television set
In hopes they'd make it
To the Super Bowl yet

When out on the street
There arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed
To see what was the matter

And what, with my
Wondering eyes should be seen
But Howard Cosell in a black limosine

(CHORUS)
(It's Merry Christmas) in the NFL
(Merry Christmas) and we wish you well
(Here's a helmet, a whistle too)
(And cheerleader pictures
Autographed to you)

He warmed up, then sprinted
And dodged as he came
Whistling and shouting
And calling by name

Now Houston, now Dallas
Now Pittsburgh, now Green Bay
On Denver, on Cleveland
On Oakland and L.A.

His eyes, how they twinkled
His nose like a cherry
He brought Christmas cards
From Franco and Terry

And best wishes from Fran
And Dandy Don, too
Along with a pair of
Their old football shoes

(CHORUS)

He opened his bag
Full of presents for me
Jerseys and kneepads
And kicking tees

And record books
Containing all of the facts
And highlight tapes
For my Betamax

He selected the tape
Of Super Bowl Seven
And we recapped the game
'Til well past eleven

When the last play was run
He picked his bag off the floor
Ran a play up the middle
And right out the door

He lit a cigar, smiled and then
Motioned his arm
First down and ten

And I heard him exclaim
As he drove out of sight
Merry Christmas to all
See you next Monday night

(CHORUS)

(It's Merry Christmas) in the NFL
(Merry Christmas)
Hey, that's Pete Rozelle
(Here's a helmet, a whistle too)
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
(And cheerleader pictures)
Jingle all the way
(Autographed to you)

(It's Merry Christmas)
Hey, Cosell
How about next Christmas
(Merry Christmas)
Bringing Don Meridith
He's my favorite TV actor

(Here's a helmet, a whistle too)
Aw, I love football
(And cheerleader pictures)

11-25-2008, 03:49 AM	#1
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,498	Merry Christmas In The NFL By: Willis The Guard & Vigorish (Buckner & Garcia) They break out of the huddle The center snaps the ball The quarterback's fading He throws long, he's got it Touchdown Twas the night before Christmas And all through my brain There's footballs and thoughts Of the upcoming game My team colors were Hung by the television set In hopes they'd make it To the Super Bowl yet When out on the street There arose such a clatter I sprang from my bed To see what was the matter And what, with my Wondering eyes should be seen But Howard Cosell in a black limosine (CHORUS) (It's Merry Christmas) in the NFL (Merry Christmas) and we wish you well (Here's a helmet, a whistle too) (And cheerleader pictures Autographed to you) He warmed up, then sprinted And dodged as he came Whistling and shouting And calling by name Now Houston, now Dallas Now Pittsburgh, now Green Bay On Denver, on Cleveland On Oakland and L.A. His eyes, how they twinkled His nose like a cherry He brought Christmas cards From Franco and Terry And best wishes from Fran And Dandy Don, too Along with a pair of Their old football shoes (CHORUS) He opened his bag Full of presents for me Jerseys and kneepads And kicking tees And record books Containing all of the facts And highlight tapes For my Betamax He selected the tape Of Super Bowl Seven And we recapped the game 'Til well past eleven When the last play was run He picked his bag off the floor Ran a play up the middle And right out the door He lit a cigar, smiled and then Motioned his arm First down and ten And I heard him exclaim As he drove out of sight Merry Christmas to all See you next Monday night (CHORUS) (It's Merry Christmas) in the NFL (Merry Christmas) Hey, that's Pete Rozelle (Here's a helmet, a whistle too) Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells (And cheerleader pictures) Jingle all the way (Autographed to you) (It's Merry Christmas) Hey, Cosell How about next Christmas (Merry Christmas) Bringing Don Meridith He's my favorite TV actor (Here's a helmet, a whistle too) Aw, I love football (And cheerleader pictures)
	__________________ 'Twas The Night Before Christmas And All Through The Full House Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even Mighty Mouse. All My Children We're Nestled All Snug In Their Beds While Visions Of Sugarbakers Danced In Their Heads.