Friday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Hero Part 1":

Tommy: "Did you know Mr. Kramden when he was a football player?"

Ed: "No Tommy. I was away at Prep School at the time."

"Move Uptown":

Ralph: "Where's Norton? We have to unload the trailor."

Trixie: "I don't know."

(Crash! Clatter! Bing! Bang! Boom!)

(Ed comes out with a lot of pots and pans attached on him.)

Ralph: "What's the matter with you?"

Ed: "Shhh."

Ralph: "Don't 'shh' me."

Trixie: "Did you hurt yourself?"

Ed: "No, I didn't. Luckily, the pots and pans broke my fall."

"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):

(Ralph & Ed are at the poolroom.)

Ralph: "I have just sunk in eighteen balls to tie the house record. I am now going to break the house record and I don't want to hear a sound from you."

Ed (accidently causing Ralph to miss his shot): "You won't even know that I am here."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(Alice, Trixie and Ed offer to fight Ralph after Ralph said that he wants to fight Ed for the TV set.)

Ralph: "This fight is unfair."

Ed: "I know you got us outweighed, but we will fight you anyway."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Ed: "Thelma, I would like my coffee with one lump."

(Ed rings the bell.)

Thelma: "You keep ringing that bell like that and you will get one lump."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

(Ralph is about to give the Raccoon Treasury report.)

Ralph: "I can't find the report."

Ed: "Maybe you ate it."

"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":

Ralph: "You are so funny Alice that I am going to put you in my act. I am going to name it 'Punch & Judy' and you are going to be Judy."

Alice: "And you are going to be Punchy."

Ed: "Punchy. Ha ha ha."

Ralph (to Ed, yells): "SHUT UP!"

"Unconventional Behavior":

Ed: "Ralph?"

Ralph: "What?"

Ed: "Mind if I smoke?"

Ralph: "I don't care if you burn."

"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":

Alice's Mom: "Alice had plenty of boyfriends. Why Eddie Townscend..."

Ralph: "Eddie Townscend? Eddie Townscend? Are you kidding me? He was a big, fat tub of lard."