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Sean Snow · 06-25-2001, 04:33 PM

"Who's Cooking With Lana?"
Episode Three
"The Van Peters"

Scene- Van Peter Classroom

Mrs. Van Peters: Okay, then you put the yoke....

The bell rings, students get up

Mrs. Van Peters: Remember to read "The Art of Cooking"!

People start leaving and chating

Mrs. Van Peters: Chrissy, Janet, can I please talk to you?

Janet: Yes, Mrs. Van Peters?

Mrs. Van Peters: Janet, close the door. And call me Inga.

Janet closes door

Janet: Now what do you want?

Inga starts crying

Chrissy: Janet, how insenseitive are you?

Janet: What did I say?

Chrissy: You know what you said, I know what you said, and Inga knows what you said. <Nodding Head>

Janet: <Nodding Head>

The keep nodding heads. Janet screams

Inga: It's not Janet's fault. My husband is leaving me!

Janet: But why?

Inga: I can't cook!

Janet: What? The proof is right there!

Chrissy takes the food and eats some. She then spits it out.

Chrissy: He's right, too!

Inga starts crying. Janet glares at Chrissy

Janet: I have an idea <Starts whispering>

Scene- Apartment

Janet, Jack, Chrissy, Inga, and Lana stand while they wait

Doorbell rings

Inga: That's Heinrich!

Chrissy goes to door and opens it.

Henirich: Inga! You are so young! Give a kiss for Heiniepoo!

Inga: Heinrich, Ich right here!

Heinrich: Oh! Well okay!

Jack: We have prepared some Hungarian goulash and German strudel for dessert!

Heinrich: Wunderbar!

Scene- Table

Heinrich is stuffing his face

Inga: Must you stuff your face!?

Heinrich: Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Perfect.

Inga: Hmmmm! I'm not talking to that creature ever again.

Chrissy: Oh noooo!

Later.....

Jack: Okay, let's dance. I'll pair up..... Janet and Chrissy, and then Heinrich and Inga

Inga: But!

Jack: No buts!

Inga and Heinrich reluctently start dancing

Jack: Come on, everyone dance! This is the dance of romance! Grab your partner by the arm, and do the dance like on a farm.

Later......

Inga: Oh tank you kids! Me and Heinrich are back together!

Heinrich: Come on , Inga!

Inga and Heinrich leave

Jack: I feel good that I helped a couple. Now let's help our selves!

Jack chases after the girls while the screen fades.

THE END

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
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Creator and Co-Writer of Four's A Couple, Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?", "Three's Company Wars", and "Three's Company Too!".
Find these in the Three's Company Fan Fiction Board!

Sean Snow · 06-25-2001, 04:43 PM

The Cast:

John Ritter..........Jack Tripper
Joyce DeWitt.........Janet Wood
Suzanne Somers.......Chrissy Snow
Ann Wedgeworth.......Lana Sheilds
William Pierson......Dean Travers
Inga Swenson......Mrs. Van Peters

Guest Stars: Robert Mandan as Mr. Van Peters

Theme Song

When you're alone and life is boreing,
You Can Alway Go- Cooking
When you're worried and you hurry and go nowhere,
You can Always Cook!
Just get some eggs and bake a nice cake,
Think about sidewalks and neon signs that are pretty,
How can you cook?

With Lana always chasing you,
how can you forget all your troubles,
and have no cares?
I'll tell you now!
You must- Cook!
Yes that's right- Cook
It has a lot of might!
Cook, cook, COOK!

Krisalicious · 06-25-2001, 05:06 PM

I loved it!!! I also really like the theme song!

06-25-2001, 04:33 PM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	"Who's Cooking With Lana?- Episode Three- "The Van Peters" "Who's Cooking With Lana?" Episode Three "The Van Peters" Scene- Van Peter Classroom Mrs. Van Peters: Okay, then you put the yoke.... The bell rings, students get up Mrs. Van Peters: Remember to read "The Art of Cooking"! People start leaving and chating Mrs. Van Peters: Chrissy, Janet, can I please talk to you? Janet: Yes, Mrs. Van Peters? Mrs. Van Peters: Janet, close the door. And call me Inga. Janet closes door Janet: Now what do you want? Inga starts crying Chrissy: Janet, how insenseitive are you? Janet: What did I say? Chrissy: You know what you said, I know what you said, and Inga knows what you said. <Nodding Head> Janet: <Nodding Head> The keep nodding heads. Janet screams Inga: It's not Janet's fault. My husband is leaving me! Janet: But why? Inga: I can't cook! Janet: What? The proof is right there! Chrissy takes the food and eats some. She then spits it out. Chrissy: He's right, too! Inga starts crying. Janet glares at Chrissy Janet: I have an idea <Starts whispering> Scene- Apartment Janet, Jack, Chrissy, Inga, and Lana stand while they wait Doorbell rings Inga: That's Heinrich! Chrissy goes to door and opens it. Henirich: Inga! You are so young! Give a kiss for Heiniepoo! Inga: Heinrich, Ich right here! Heinrich: Oh! Well okay! Jack: We have prepared some Hungarian goulash and German strudel for dessert! Heinrich: Wunderbar! Scene- Table Heinrich is stuffing his face Inga: Must you stuff your face!? Heinrich: Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Perfect. Inga: Hmmmm! I'm not talking to that creature ever again. Chrissy: Oh noooo! Later..... Jack: Okay, let's dance. I'll pair up..... Janet and Chrissy, and then Heinrich and Inga Inga: But! Jack: No buts! Inga and Heinrich reluctently start dancing Jack: Come on, everyone dance! This is the dance of romance! Grab your partner by the arm, and do the dance like on a farm. Later...... Inga: Oh tank you kids! Me and Heinrich are back together! Heinrich: Come on , Inga! Inga and Heinrich leave Jack: I feel good that I helped a couple. Now let's help our selves! Jack chases after the girls while the screen fades. THE END ------------------ Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater! Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry. ************ Creator and Co-Writer of Four's A Couple, Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?", "Three's Company Wars", and "Three's Company Too!". Find these in the Three's Company Fan Fiction Board!

06-25-2001, 04:43 PM	#2
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	The Cast: John Ritter..........Jack Tripper Joyce DeWitt.........Janet Wood Suzanne Somers.......Chrissy Snow Ann Wedgeworth.......Lana Sheilds William Pierson......Dean Travers Inga Swenson......Mrs. Van Peters Guest Stars: Robert Mandan as Mr. Van Peters Theme Song When you're alone and life is boreing, You Can Alway Go- Cooking When you're worried and you hurry and go nowhere, You can Always Cook! Just get some eggs and bake a nice cake, Think about sidewalks and neon signs that are pretty, How can you cook? With Lana always chasing you, how can you forget all your troubles, and have no cares? I'll tell you now! You must- Cook! Yes that's right- Cook It has a lot of might! Cook, cook, COOK!

06-25-2001, 05:06 PM	#3
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	I loved it!!! I also really like the theme song!