"Fours A Couple"-Episode #22-Honey, It's Time!

[Krisalicious]

Hey everybody! It's finally time for the birth of Jack and Janet's baby! I hope you like it!!

#22-Honey, It's Time!

Scene-Janet's Hospital Room

[Jack is in the hospital room with Janet, holding her hand, next to her as they wait for the birth. Larry, Terri, Richie, and Chrissy are downstairs waiting in the waiting room]

Janet: Oh my god Jack! I think its time!

Jack: Oh my god!!! Doctor, its time!

Doctor: OK Mrs. Tripper! Are you ready?

Janet: [breathing hard] Yes doctor! I think so!

Doctor: Excellent! Now, i need my nurse! [calls after her] Nurse Smith! Nurse Smith! Oh no wheres my nurse!

Jack: Hurry doctor!

Janet: Yeah doctor I'm in pain!

Doctor: Oh my god now I just remembered! My nurse is on vacation! Where am i gonna find a nurse at the last minute?

Janet: [breathing hard] Jack Jack! How...about...Terri?

Jack: Oh my god yes Terri! Our friend Terri is a nurse! Shes downstairs in the lobby.

Doctor: Well what are you waiting for! Run as fast as you can downstairs and GET THAT NURSE!

Janet: And hurry Jack honey! It's coming!

Jack: OK!

Scene-Waiting Room

Chrissy: I wonder if it will be a boy or a girl.....

Jack: [races in, out of breath] Terri Terri! Come upstairs to Janets room quick!

Terri: Why whats wrong?

Jack: They need a nurse! Go come on lets go!

Terri: Oh wow! I love helping expectant mothers! Well i remember this one time a few years ago when....

Larry: No offense Terri, i dont mean to be rude, but SHUT UP AND HELP JANET NOW!

Terri: Ok ok lets go Jack!

Scene-Janets Hospital Room

[Jack and Terri race into the room in a big hurry]

Janet: Oh Terri you're here!

Terri: Yes i'm here. Hi doctor I'm Terri Alden. I have nursing experience trust me i do.

Doctor: OK good.

Janet: Ahhhh i feel it!

Terri: Ok Janet dont worry! Now give me a BIG push!

Janet: OK [lets out a big push, is breathing heavily] Oh my god! It hurts!

Jack: [takes Janets hand] Don't worry Janet!
I'll be here.

Terri: Come on Janet i need another big push from you!

Janet: [breathing hard, lets out a push] Oh Jack! The pain the pain!

Doctor: I see the head! Keep going Mrs. Tripper! Another big push!

Janet: [lets out another push] Ooooo oooooo I don't think I can do this much longer!

Doctor: Yes you can! I see the body!

Terri: Come on Janet keep going!

Janet: [lets out another big push] I...can't...do this!

Jack: Yes you can!!!! Keep going hun! You'll make it!

Doctor: Here come the legs! One more big push ought to do it!

Terri: You heard the doctor Janet! This time, make it the biggest push it can be!

Janet: [lets out the biggest push, breathing extremely heavily] Owwww!

Doctor: It's a girl!!

Jack: Did you hear that!?!? Janet, its a girl!!! [kisses Janet]

Janet: Oh wow!!! I'm so happy!

Doctor: I'll let you hold your baby now. [doctor gives the baby to Janet]

Janet: [to baby] Hello my baby! How are you?

Jack: Oh she is just as beautiful as her mother!

Terri: She is sooooo cute!

Doctor: Well...do you two have a name for the baby?

Janet: Well Jack, since it's a girl. I get to name it. And you pick the middle name. Let me see....how about....Jennifer? Yes Jennifer. Thats perfect.

Jack: I love that name! Now lets see...a middle name.....Well if it was a boy, I would have wanted to name it Carl after my great great grandfather. But I don't think Carl would be good for a girl![laughs] Hmmmm what girl's name sounds like Carl...

Janet: Ummm.....

Jack: I got it! CAROL! Carl....Carol...see!

Janet: I like it! Jennifer Carol. That sounds nice!

Terri: That's so pretty!!!

Doctor: Jennifer Carol Tripper. I like it.

Terri: Well i think I should leave you two alone. I'll go tell the wonderful news to Larry, Richie, and Chrissy!

Jack: OK bye Terri!

Janet: Bye and thanks!

Scene- Waiting Room

Terri: [rushes in] LARRY! RICHIE! CHRISSY! Guess what?

All: What?

Terri: The baby was just born!!!

Larry: Thats wonderful!!!

Chrissy: Is it a boy or a girl?

Terri: It's a girl!! Her name is Jennifer Carol Tripper.

Chrissy: Hmmmmm Carol.....where have I heard that name before....I think i once knew someone named Carol...(LOL get it?? CAROL haha)

Richie: Wow mommy! I can't wait to play with the new baby!

Larry: I'm so happy for them!

Terri: Me too me too!

Scene- Janet's Hospital Room

Janet: Oh Jack! Our very own baby! Isn't this so exciting?!?!

Jack: Yeah. Wow, first we were married, now we have a baby!

Janet: I know Jack i know!

Jack: Oh Janet! I love you! I'm so glad we have each other!

Janet: Oh Jack! I love you too! And now we have....

Jack and Janet: Jennifer. [they kiss as the screen fades]

And thats the birth of Jennifer Carol Tripper! The next episode will be out soon!

Did you guys like it?

[Sean Snow]

Luved It!

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
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Creator and Co-Writer of Four's A Couple, Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?", "Three's Company Wars", and "Three's Company Too!".
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[Krisalicious]

Thanks! Is the name "Jennifer Carol" ok with u?

[Sean Snow]

Yeah! I like the Carol thing! At first I didn't get it, and thought "OH! Christmas Carol!" and then I figured out the SBS connection!

[Krisalicious]

LOL thanks!!!