"Who's Cooking With Lana?"- Episode Two- "The Anniversaries Guy" - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Sean Snow · 06-25-2001, 12:42 PM

"Who's Cooking With Lana?"
Episode Two
"The Anniversaries Guy"

Scene- Apartment

Janet: I can't beleive we've lived with Jack for TWO and 1/2 years!

Chrissy: Same for me! Time sure flies when you're living

Janet stares at Chrissy

Chrissy: Living together, I mean.

Jack enters

Janet: Jack, remember to come home by 6:30!

Jack: Okay, Janet, okay!

Jack exits

Janet: He's going to forget!

Scene- Cooking School- Mr. Traver's room

(Mr. Travers has replaced Mr. Stephenheimer. Mr. S died)

Mr.Travers: Now class, we've got a surprise for you! You must all stay for the school's 25th Anniversary Celebration until 9:30 PM!

Groans are heard

Jack: Mr. Travers, I'm cooking for the girls tonight.

Dean: I understand Jack! You want to get to your girls!

Jack: So I can go?

Dean: No!

Jack: Can I at least call?

Dean: Okay!

Jack goes outside and goes to booth

Jack: Pick up!

Scene- Apartment

Janet <On phone>: Oh really! I can't beleive it!

Later.....

Scene- Party

Jack: Oh! Why didn't they pick up?!

Lana enters

Lana: Jackiepoo! Come to your little Honeypoo!

Lana starts chasing Jack. Jack runs outside

Scene- Apartment

Janet: Ohhhh, that Jack is SO insensitve!

Jack runs in

Janet: Jack Tripper

Chrissy: Dump it!

Janet dumps the cake on Jack's head.

Jack: I can explain!!

Janet: Then TALK!

Jack explains

Janet: Ohhh, we're so sorry! It's all my fault!

They start kissing his hands.

The scene fades...

THE END

What did you think?

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
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Creator and Co-Writer of Four's A Couple, Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?", "Three's Company Wars", and "Three's Company Too!".
Find these in the Three's Company Fan Fiction Board!

Krisalicious · 06-25-2001, 01:55 PM

Luved it!!!!!!!!!!

06-25-2001, 12:42 PM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	"Who's Cooking With Lana?"- Episode Two- "The Anniversaries Guy" "Who's Cooking With Lana?" Episode Two "The Anniversaries Guy" Scene- Apartment Janet: I can't beleive we've lived with Jack for TWO and 1/2 years! Chrissy: Same for me! Time sure flies when you're living Janet stares at Chrissy Chrissy: Living together, I mean. Jack enters Janet: Jack, remember to come home by 6:30! Jack: Okay, Janet, okay! Jack exits Janet: He's going to forget! Scene- Cooking School- Mr. Traver's room (Mr. Travers has replaced Mr. Stephenheimer. Mr. S died) Mr.Travers: Now class, we've got a surprise for you! You must all stay for the school's 25th Anniversary Celebration until 9:30 PM! Groans are heard Jack: Mr. Travers, I'm cooking for the girls tonight. Dean: I understand Jack! You want to get to your girls! Jack: So I can go? Dean: No! Jack: Can I at least call? Dean: Okay! Jack goes outside and goes to booth Jack: Pick up! Scene- Apartment Janet <On phone>: Oh really! I can't beleive it! Later..... Scene- Party Jack: Oh! Why didn't they pick up?! Lana enters Lana: Jackiepoo! Come to your little Honeypoo! Lana starts chasing Jack. Jack runs outside Scene- Apartment Janet: Ohhhh, that Jack is SO insensitve! Jack runs in Janet: Jack Tripper Chrissy: Dump it! Janet dumps the cake on Jack's head. Jack: I can explain!! Janet: Then TALK! Jack explains Janet: Ohhh, we're so sorry! It's all my fault! They start kissing his hands. The scene fades... THE END What did you think? ------------------ Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater! Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry. ************ Creator and Co-Writer of Four's A Couple, Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?", "Three's Company Wars", and "Three's Company Too!". Find these in the Three's Company Fan Fiction Board!

06-25-2001, 01:55 PM	#2
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	Luved it!!!!!!!!!!