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Janice · 11-15-2008, 04:28 AM

When you eat a burger, how do you cook it or order it? I cook good burgers at home, usually on a Saturday afternoon.

I use ground sirloin, cook it medium, preferably on the charcoal grill. I like sharp cheddar cheese. Sesame seed bulkie rolls are nice. Hubby likes bacon and onion, not me. A slice of tomato, not a fan of lettuce. I add a little of lots of these, ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish, salt and pepper. A few Ore-Ida seasoned french fries on the side with a dill pickle spear and it's good eating.

Zoneboy · 11-15-2008, 04:34 AM

Mustard, lettuce and extra pickles only, No ketchup, mayo, onions or tomato.

browneyes106 · 11-15-2008, 05:03 AM

I like mine well done with cheese, tomatoes, lettuce and pickles and sometimes bacon and fries.

Brad Russ · 11-15-2008, 05:06 AM

Burger King's Steakhouse burger. So good, when you eat it, people may think you think you're special.

Great tagline for an awesome burger!!

PunkyP0WER · 11-15-2008, 05:38 AM

the one my husband makes on our grill during summer. he takes shredded cheddar cheese and mixes it with the ground beef so the cheese is inside and throughout the hamburger. and then he puts an extra slice of cheese on top. i normally don't put any garnishing on my burgers especially pickles or onions but i do put ketchup. i too like the ore-ida seasoned fries or tator tots. so delicious!

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bandito · 11-15-2008, 02:28 PM

I like mine dragged thru the garden.. My burger has to be well done, no blood for me.

Yooch · 11-15-2008, 02:47 PM

Just about anything, minus mayo or special sauce. Mustard and ketchup are fine. I like Quarterpounders with cheese from McDonalds, or BK Whoppers (no mayo)

InspectorExstead · 11-15-2008, 03:33 PM

i like my burgers well done & i like pretty much everything on it. tomatoes, onions, lettuce, cheese, pickles/relish, even guacamole!

BarneyFife · 11-15-2008, 03:35 PM

I like mine well done with

mayo (sometimes i switch mayo for mustard)
ketchup
lettuce
pickles
onions
and tomato.
Absolutely no bacon!

The perfect burger is Wendy's.

"Wendy's, it's way better than fast food".

waichingliu81 · 11-15-2008, 03:46 PM

mayo and mustard
lettace
cheese
pickle
tomato relish
cucumber
onions

though no ketchup

MickeyMac · 11-15-2008, 03:55 PM

The meat must be well done

Then I add

Mayo
cheese
onions
a tomato
lettuce
sometimes bacon.

TVFactFan · 11-15-2008, 04:13 PM

My perfect Burger is on a Kiaser Roll, with cheese and lettuce and salt, pepper, and fried onions

Theda Bara · 11-15-2008, 04:57 PM

I like everything on my hamburger. I am not picky

TripperFan · 11-15-2008, 05:03 PM

Mine's a homemade one on the grill preferrably (like Janice). Cooked well (I'll even take those lovely crusty carcinogens at the edges) YUM!

Then, mustard and relish (and don't just dump it all in the middle of the damned bun - it HAS to be evenly spread out all over the bun - take care people!)
Bun is preferrably a nice, fresh crusty kaiser with seasame seeds.
NO ketchup, but will take mayo if somebody already slopped it on.
Sometimes cheese - but again, NOT just plopped on the top of the beef patty - take an extra 30 seconds to melt that thing.

Thinly sliced tomatoes are ok and love fresh sliced onion. Can handle chopped, but sometimes you have to chase those little suckers while you're eating them cuz they're rolling away from you, so best is sliced. Again, no piling - nicely laid out with care to get a slice in every bite!

Pickles ON the patty - gross. Pickles on the side - YAY! Chips (either fries or potato) on the side - GOOD!

But I'm not picky....

Stormtracker TF · 11-16-2008, 10:25 PM

Well done, usually with a little lettuce and mayo. That's it.

11-15-2008, 04:28 AM	#1
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Your Perfect Burger? When you eat a burger, how do you cook it or order it? I cook good burgers at home, usually on a Saturday afternoon. I use ground sirloin, cook it medium, preferably on the charcoal grill. I like sharp cheddar cheese. Sesame seed bulkie rolls are nice. Hubby likes bacon and onion, not me. A slice of tomato, not a fan of lettuce. I add a little of lots of these, ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish, salt and pepper. A few Ore-Ida seasoned french fries on the side with a dill pickle spear and it's good eating.

11-15-2008, 04:34 AM	#2
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,349	Mustard, lettuce and extra pickles only, No ketchup, mayo, onions or tomato.
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11-15-2008, 05:06 AM	#4
Brad Russ Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 17, 2002 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 10,085	Burger King's Steakhouse burger. So good, when you eat it, people may think you think you're special. Great tagline for an awesome burger!!
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11-15-2008, 05:38 AM	#5
PunkyP0WER Member Senior Member Join Date: May 23, 2008 Location: MACY*S on 34th St. Posts: 1,908	the one my husband makes on our grill during summer. he takes shredded cheddar cheese and mixes it with the ground beef so the cheese is inside and throughout the hamburger. and then he puts an extra slice of cheese on top. i normally don't put any garnishing on my burgers especially pickles or onions but i do put ketchup. i too like the ore-ida seasoned fries or tator tots. so delicious! FAITH IS BELIEVING IN THINGS WHEN COMMON SENSE TELLS YOU NOT TO - Fred Gailey & Doris Walker, Miracle On 34TH Street
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11-15-2008, 02:28 PM	#6
bandito Going Topless Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 28, 2002 Location: The Steel City Posts: 6,320	I like mine dragged thru the garden.. My burger has to be well done, no blood for me.
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11-15-2008, 05:03 AM	#3
browneyes106 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 01, 2008 Posts: 6,097	I like mine well done with cheese, tomatoes, lettuce and pickles and sometimes bacon and fries.

11-15-2008, 02:47 PM	#7
Yooch Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 07, 2006 Location: California Posts: 3,180	Just about anything, minus mayo or special sauce. Mustard and ketchup are fine. I like Quarterpounders with cheese from McDonalds, or BK Whoppers (no mayo)
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11-15-2008, 03:33 PM	#8
InspectorExstead Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Oct 29, 2001 Location: The Golden State Posts: 12,902	i like my burgers well done & i like pretty much everything on it. tomatoes, onions, lettuce, cheese, pickles/relish, even guacamole!
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11-15-2008, 03:35 PM	#9
BarneyFife Retired Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 02, 2008 Posts: 8,459	I like mine well done with mayo (sometimes i switch mayo for mustard) ketchup lettuce pickles onions and tomato. Absolutely no bacon! The perfect burger is Wendy's. "Wendy's, it's way better than fast food".
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11-15-2008, 03:46 PM	#10
waichingliu81 debbie allen Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 28, 2006 Location: london, england, UK Posts: 4,347	mayo and mustard lettace cheese pickle tomato relish cucumber onions though no ketchup

11-15-2008, 03:55 PM	#11
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,004	The meat must be well done Then I add Mayo cheese onions a tomato lettuce sometimes bacon.

11-15-2008, 04:13 PM	#12
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,018	My perfect Burger is on a Kiaser Roll, with cheese and lettuce and salt, pepper, and fried onions

11-15-2008, 04:57 PM	#13
Theda Bara Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 27, 2006 Posts: 7,154	I like everything on my hamburger. I am not picky

11-15-2008, 05:03 PM	#14
TripperFan In God's Arms Now Forum Star Join Date: Sep 14, 2003 Location: Heartbreak Ridge Posts: 12,086	Mine's a homemade one on the grill preferrably (like Janice). Cooked well (I'll even take those lovely crusty carcinogens at the edges) YUM! Then, mustard and relish (and don't just dump it all in the middle of the damned bun - it HAS to be evenly spread out all over the bun - take care people!) Bun is preferrably a nice, fresh crusty kaiser with seasame seeds. NO ketchup, but will take mayo if somebody already slopped it on. Sometimes cheese - but again, NOT just plopped on the top of the beef patty - take an extra 30 seconds to melt that thing. Thinly sliced tomatoes are ok and love fresh sliced onion. Can handle chopped, but sometimes you have to chase those little suckers while you're eating them cuz they're rolling away from you, so best is sliced. Again, no piling - nicely laid out with care to get a slice in every bite! Pickles ON the patty - gross. Pickles on the side - YAY! Chips (either fries or potato) on the side - GOOD! But I'm not picky....
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11-16-2008, 10:25 PM	#15
Stormtracker TF Happy Easter! Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 102,598	Well done, usually with a little lettuce and mayo. That's it.
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