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callmetootie · 06-22-2001, 04:17 PM

Season 1
Episode 4
"Lana, The Playboy Bunny"

[In the living room]

Lana: So Jack, how's it going.
Jack: Well, I've been working hard now at the pretzel shop.
Lana: Oh Jack, I just love a man who works.
Jack: Lana, are you on some kind of medication or something?

[Mrs. Parker walks in]

Mrs. Parker: Hi Jack and Lana.
Jack: And no we do not have the rent, and you don't have to wake us up at 4:00 in the morning asking us if we do.
Mrs. Parker: Oh, I see. I'll give you until tomorrow to pay me.
Jack: But the rent isn't due for 2 weeks.
Mrs. Parker: I set your calender ahead, so you could pay early. Goodbye.

[Mrs. Parker leaves]

Lana: I'm going to have to get a real job. I can't stand having to sell smoothies over the phone.
Jack: Do what I did. Look in the yellow pages.
Lana: Ok, here we go. Oh...this is the job for me!
Jack: Full-Time stripper. Women between the ages of 18 and 30.
Lana: Do you think that would notice.
Jack: You'd scare away the customers.
Lana: How about this. Looking for a female model between the ages of 25 and 50.
Jack: Really?
Lana: Yeah, it's $10.00 for every photo taken. And that's 32 photos a day.
Jack: What magazine would it be for?
Lana: It doesn't say. But Jack, if I get this job, we could move out in a mice mansion, and have children together. Maybe 1 or 200.
Jack: Lana, you have a sick mind.

[Lana at the modeling office]

Lana: Hi, I'am responding to your ad in the yellow pages. You need a female model.
Man: Yes we do. How old are you?
Lana: I'm 42.
Man: Ok, that's it. Youve got the job.
Lana: Really? That's great!
Man: Go to level 6 from the elevator, and the photographer, Mr. H will be there.
Lana: Ok, thanks.

[Off of the elevator]

Lana: Hello, are you Mr. H?
Mr. H: Yes.
Lana: No...wait. Where do I know you from?
Mr. H: I'm High Hefner from Playboy.
Lana: No way. Really?
Mr. H: No, you're not posing nude. You're going to be my new playboy bunny.
Lana: You have a sick mind Hugh...and I love it!
Mr. H: Ok Lana get into your suit.

[Lana comes out in a bunny suit]

Mr. H: Ok Lana act like an anima. Scarl, yes girl, do it for me. GRRRRRR!!!!

[Jack walks in]

Jack: Hello, I'am looking for the part time job for a model. LANA!!!!

[Lana screams]
[Screen freezes]

THE END.

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Andrew Carden

Heather Hartnett · 06-22-2001, 04:21 PM

hahaha that was really funny!!!

panman · 06-23-2001, 10:40 AM

That was cool!!

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06-22-2001, 04:17 PM	#1
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	"Lana, The Playboy Bunny" [My Fourth Hello Lana Fan-Fic] Season 1 Episode 4 "Lana, The Playboy Bunny" [In the living room] Lana: So Jack, how's it going. Jack: Well, I've been working hard now at the pretzel shop. Lana: Oh Jack, I just love a man who works. Jack: Lana, are you on some kind of medication or something? [Mrs. Parker walks in] Mrs. Parker: Hi Jack and Lana. Jack: And no we do not have the rent, and you don't have to wake us up at 4:00 in the morning asking us if we do. Mrs. Parker: Oh, I see. I'll give you until tomorrow to pay me. Jack: But the rent isn't due for 2 weeks. Mrs. Parker: I set your calender ahead, so you could pay early. Goodbye. [Mrs. Parker leaves] Lana: I'm going to have to get a real job. I can't stand having to sell smoothies over the phone. Jack: Do what I did. Look in the yellow pages. Lana: Ok, here we go. Oh...this is the job for me! Jack: Full-Time stripper. Women between the ages of 18 and 30. Lana: Do you think that would notice. Jack: You'd scare away the customers. Lana: How about this. Looking for a female model between the ages of 25 and 50. Jack: Really? Lana: Yeah, it's $10.00 for every photo taken. And that's 32 photos a day. Jack: What magazine would it be for? Lana: It doesn't say. But Jack, if I get this job, we could move out in a mice mansion, and have children together. Maybe 1 or 200. Jack: Lana, you have a sick mind. [Lana at the modeling office] Lana: Hi, I'am responding to your ad in the yellow pages. You need a female model. Man: Yes we do. How old are you? Lana: I'm 42. Man: Ok, that's it. Youve got the job. Lana: Really? That's great! Man: Go to level 6 from the elevator, and the photographer, Mr. H will be there. Lana: Ok, thanks. [Off of the elevator] Lana: Hello, are you Mr. H? Mr. H: Yes. Lana: No...wait. Where do I know you from? Mr. H: I'm High Hefner from Playboy. Lana: No way. Really? Mr. H: No, you're not posing nude. You're going to be my new playboy bunny. Lana: You have a sick mind Hugh...and I love it! Mr. H: Ok Lana get into your suit. [Lana comes out in a bunny suit] Mr. H: Ok Lana act like an anima. Scarl, yes girl, do it for me. GRRRRRR!!!! [Jack walks in] Jack: Hello, I'am looking for the part time job for a model. LANA!!!! [Lana screams] [Screen freezes] THE END. ------------------ Andrew Carden

06-22-2001, 04:21 PM	#2
Heather Hartnett RIP John Ritter Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 29, 2001 Location: CHICAGO! Posts: 398	hahaha that was really funny!!!

06-23-2001, 10:40 AM	#3
panman Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 28, 2000 Posts: 327	That was cool!! ------------------ The Facts of Life are all about You!