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Sean Snow · 06-22-2001, 06:18 PM

"Who's Cooking With Lana?"
Season One
Episode One
"The Enrollers"

Scene- Apartment

Jack: Well, girls, you know how you always wanted to find an easy cooking class. Well, my school is holding a class called "Cooking for Dummies" this semester. It's held every Tuesday and Thursday. Do you want to enroll in it?

Janet: We're not dummies! Maybe you mistook us for one of your dates! Oh Jack! Of course I'll join.

Chrissy: Me too! After all, I am a dummy.

Jack and Janet stare at Chrissy

Chrissy: When it comes to cooking, that is!

Scene- Jack's Classroom

Mr. Travers: As you know, Mr. Stephenheimer is sick. I'll be your teacher the remainder of his absense. Also, I'd like to introduce a new student....... Lana Sheilds!

Jack looks in horror.

Lana: Deaniepooh, where do I sit. I sure am looking forward to cooking.

Jack hides his face so the dean won't pick him.

Travers: Mrs. Sheilds.....

Lana: That's Ms.

Travers: Please sit by Mr. Tripper

Lana walks to him...

Lana (to Jack): I sure am looking forward to cooking....with you!

Scene- Halls

Janet: Chrissy! I found our classroom. It's right here.

Chrissy: I always thought this school was wrong <snort>.

Janet: Come here Chrissy!

They enter room

Mrs. van Peters (German Accent): Girls! You are late. Sit your bottems down!

They sit down

Chrissy: I don't like your at all. She acts like a German Third Reich officer!

Mrs. Van Peters: I heard that. Ms. Snow, please go to the assistent principal's office.

Janet: Please, Mrs. Reich, I mean Mrs. van Peters...

Mrs. VPeters: You too, smart aleck!

Scene- Jack's Classrooms

Mr.Travers: Okay, now students, put the cake in the oven!

Jack stands up with cake.

Lana: Want to bake a cake when we leave?

Jack: Lana, please leave me alone!

Lana: Okay, Jackiepoo!

Lana sticks her leg out in front of Jack. Jack trips over and the cake lands on Dean Travers' feet.

Mr. Travers: Trippper! Let's go to my office!

Lana: Can I please go too? I can explain.

Mr. Travers: Okay!

Scene- Hallway

Mr. Travers: Okay, go inside my office.

Janet and Chrissy walk up too him.

Janet: Dean Travers, we were sent to the assistent dean's office, but he told us to go here.

Mr. Travers: Okay. All four of you go in my office!

They all walk in

Scene- Dean Traver's Office

Dean: Now, Ms. Wood and Ms. Snow, you were sent in for causing disruptions in class.

Chrissy: We didn't mean too.

Dean: I'll let you two off with warnings. Hey, aren't you some of the number of girls that live with Jack?

Jack: Only two, remember that!

Dean: Only two, only two......

Dean: Now, Mr. Tripper, please tell me why you dumped the cake on my foot.

Chrissy: I know! He can't get any girls who he can dump <Snort, snort!>

Dean: Ah-ha.... Anyway, answer me, Mr. Tripper.

Jack: I tripped.

Lana: Yes, my Tripper tripped.

Dean: Okay then, I'll let you off this time.

Scene- Apartment

Janet: Oh, I can't stand our teacher! She is so mean!

Jack: You'll get used to it. I remember my girlfriend took the course once.

Chrissy: And she turned out okay?

Jack: No...she ended up in a nut house.

They laugh as scene fades.

What did you think?

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
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Agent #99: Max, do you think it's a KAOS agent?
Max: Either that or your mother!

Krisalicious · 06-22-2001, 06:23 PM

I liked it a lot!!!!! It was good!

06-22-2001, 06:18 PM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	"Who's Cooking With Lana?" #001- "The Enrollers" "Who's Cooking With Lana?" Season One Episode One "The Enrollers" Scene- Apartment Jack: Well, girls, you know how you always wanted to find an easy cooking class. Well, my school is holding a class called "Cooking for Dummies" this semester. It's held every Tuesday and Thursday. Do you want to enroll in it? Janet: We're not dummies! Maybe you mistook us for one of your dates! Oh Jack! Of course I'll join. Chrissy: Me too! After all, I am a dummy. Jack and Janet stare at Chrissy Chrissy: When it comes to cooking, that is! Scene- Jack's Classroom Mr. Travers: As you know, Mr. Stephenheimer is sick. I'll be your teacher the remainder of his absense. Also, I'd like to introduce a new student....... Lana Sheilds! Jack looks in horror. Lana: Deaniepooh, where do I sit. I sure am looking forward to cooking. Jack hides his face so the dean won't pick him. Travers: Mrs. Sheilds..... Lana: That's Ms. Travers: Please sit by Mr. Tripper Lana walks to him... Lana (to Jack): I sure am looking forward to cooking....with you! Scene- Halls Janet: Chrissy! I found our classroom. It's right here. Chrissy: I always thought this school was wrong <snort>. Janet: Come here Chrissy! They enter room Mrs. van Peters (German Accent): Girls! You are late. Sit your bottems down! They sit down Chrissy: I don't like your at all. She acts like a German Third Reich officer! Mrs. Van Peters: I heard that. Ms. Snow, please go to the assistent principal's office. Janet: Please, Mrs. Reich, I mean Mrs. van Peters... Mrs. VPeters: You too, smart aleck! Scene- Jack's Classrooms Mr.Travers: Okay, now students, put the cake in the oven! Jack stands up with cake. Lana: Want to bake a cake when we leave? Jack: Lana, please leave me alone! Lana: Okay, Jackiepoo! Lana sticks her leg out in front of Jack. Jack trips over and the cake lands on Dean Travers' feet. Mr. Travers: Trippper! Let's go to my office! Lana: Can I please go too? I can explain. Mr. Travers: Okay! Scene- Hallway Mr. Travers: Okay, go inside my office. Janet and Chrissy walk up too him. Janet: Dean Travers, we were sent to the assistent dean's office, but he told us to go here. Mr. Travers: Okay. All four of you go in my office! They all walk in Scene- Dean Traver's Office Dean: Now, Ms. Wood and Ms. Snow, you were sent in for causing disruptions in class. Chrissy: We didn't mean too. Dean: I'll let you two off with warnings. Hey, aren't you some of the number of girls that live with Jack? Jack: Only two, remember that! Dean: Only two, only two...... Dean: Now, Mr. Tripper, please tell me why you dumped the cake on my foot. Chrissy: I know! He can't get any girls who he can dump <Snort, snort!> Dean: Ah-ha.... Anyway, answer me, Mr. Tripper. Jack: I tripped. Lana: Yes, my Tripper tripped. Dean: Okay then, I'll let you off this time. Scene- Apartment Janet: Oh, I can't stand our teacher! She is so mean! Jack: You'll get used to it. I remember my girlfriend took the course once. Chrissy: And she turned out okay? Jack: No...she ended up in a nut house. They laugh as scene fades. What did you think? ------------------ Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater! Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Agent #99: Max, do you think it's a KAOS agent? Max: Either that or your mother!

06-22-2001, 06:23 PM	#2
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	I liked it a lot!!!!! It was good!