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callmetootie · 06-20-2001, 03:02 PM

Season 1
Episode 1

"The Million Dollar Ticket"

Mrs. Parker: Hello everyone!
Jack: Hi Mrs. Parker.
Mr. Furley: Hey foxy lady.
Mrs. Parker: Go run away with one Ralph. Ok, it's time for the rent. Who's got it?
Lana: I don't right now, my paycheck doesn't come for other week.
Jack: What are you looking at me for? I don't have it, my rent for the restaurant is high enough.
Mrs. Parker: And you Ralph?
Mr. Furley: Do you take travelers checks?
Mrs. Parker: Tomorrow, if you don't have the rent, out you go. Pazoot! Gone, bye-bye, tomorrow.

[Mrs. Parker leaves]

Lana: That oldie is so disturbing. So, Jack. Do you want to come to my room, and let off some steam...or maybe some clothing.
Jack: Down girl.
Mr. Furley: You know Jack, if you weren't..well..you know, then I wouldn't mind you and Lana's relationship.
Jack: Right, RF. Well, tonight we're going to eat in style.
Lana: You mean I get to eat you all up?
Mr. Furley: Down girl.
Jack: I'm making Chicken Florentine with Pepperjack Alfredo Sauce.
Lana: And after that...dessert...
Jack: Lana, did your mother like the way you acted?
Lana: No not really. She was a stripper.

Jack: We need the money.
Lana: You know Jack, gambling works out alot. I have $3.00 on me. We can get 3 lottey tickets.
Jack: I don't know. I wouldn't want to blow cash on lottey tickets.
Lana: Then an extended dessert instead?
Jack: Let's get some.

[20 minutes later back from the grocery store, with tickets]

Jack: So, let's see if we're million dollar winners...right Lana?
Lana: Right...loverboy.
Jack: If I win the lottey, I'm gonna buy you a house in Siberia. So, I won a million dollars?
Lana: Yes, you did.
Jack: I thought so...what!!!!
Lana: Yes, it says that you won $1 million dollars.
Jack: I'm Jack boy rich!!!!

[Mr. Furley walks in]

Mr. Furley: Ok guys, I've got to vacuum here, so leave the apartment please.
Lana and Jack: Ok.
Jack: I'll leave the lottery ticket in my favorite magazine, so nothing will happen to it.

[They leave]

Mr. Furley: Hmmmm. That Jack just leaves his magazines around.

[Throws it out]
[30 minutes later]

Jack: Now all I have to do, is send it in. Ok, let me get my magazine with the ticket in it.
Lana: Ok.
Jack: I can't find it, it's not there. What the hell happened? None of my old magazines are here.
Lana: If you were a magazine, where would you be?
Jack: In a news stand.
Lana: I don't know what happened?

[Lana looks under couch, Jack looks under table, Lana looks under bed, Jack looks under bed, Lana looks under another bed, Jack gets a sandwich out of the kitchen, Lana blow dries her hair]

Jack: I can't find it. I found some roast beef for a sandwich though. Mr. Furley!!!

[Mr. Furley walks in from the bathroom]

Mr. Furley: Yep.
Jack: Did you throw out anything today?
Mr. Furley: Yes, I did. A candy wrapper, some magazines...
Jack: You what?
Mr. Furley: And an envelope if it matters.
Jack: YOU WHAT?

[Mrs. Parker comes in]

Mrs. Parker: WOO-HOO!!!!
Jack: What?
Mrs. Parker: I looked in the dumpster, and found this million dollar ticket!!! Oh, I don't worry, you don't have to pay the rent.

[Lana and Jack faint]

THE END

What did you think of it?

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Andrew Carden

Krisalicious · 06-20-2001, 03:23 PM

I LUVED IT!!! It was really really really good!

panman · 06-22-2001, 01:55 PM

That was extra extra good. It was a little bit too good. LOL

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Heather Hartnett · 06-22-2001, 03:36 PM

that was really good!!!

06-20-2001, 03:02 PM	#1
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	"The Million Dollar Ticket" [My first "Hello Lana" fan-fic] Season 1 Episode 1 "The Million Dollar Ticket" Mrs. Parker: Hello everyone! Jack: Hi Mrs. Parker. Mr. Furley: Hey foxy lady. Mrs. Parker: Go run away with one Ralph. Ok, it's time for the rent. Who's got it? Lana: I don't right now, my paycheck doesn't come for other week. Jack: What are you looking at me for? I don't have it, my rent for the restaurant is high enough. Mrs. Parker: And you Ralph? Mr. Furley: Do you take travelers checks? Mrs. Parker: Tomorrow, if you don't have the rent, out you go. Pazoot! Gone, bye-bye, tomorrow. [Mrs. Parker leaves] Lana: That oldie is so disturbing. So, Jack. Do you want to come to my room, and let off some steam...or maybe some clothing. Jack: Down girl. Mr. Furley: You know Jack, if you weren't..well..you know, then I wouldn't mind you and Lana's relationship. Jack: Right, RF. Well, tonight we're going to eat in style. Lana: You mean I get to eat you all up? Mr. Furley: Down girl. Jack: I'm making Chicken Florentine with Pepperjack Alfredo Sauce. Lana: And after that...dessert... Jack: Lana, did your mother like the way you acted? Lana: No not really. She was a stripper. Jack: We need the money. Lana: You know Jack, gambling works out alot. I have $3.00 on me. We can get 3 lottey tickets. Jack: I don't know. I wouldn't want to blow cash on lottey tickets. Lana: Then an extended dessert instead? Jack: Let's get some. [20 minutes later back from the grocery store, with tickets] Jack: So, let's see if we're million dollar winners...right Lana? Lana: Right...loverboy. Jack: If I win the lottey, I'm gonna buy you a house in Siberia. So, I won a million dollars? Lana: Yes, you did. Jack: I thought so...what!!!! Lana: Yes, it says that you won $1 million dollars. Jack: I'm Jack boy rich!!!! [Mr. Furley walks in] Mr. Furley: Ok guys, I've got to vacuum here, so leave the apartment please. Lana and Jack: Ok. Jack: I'll leave the lottery ticket in my favorite magazine, so nothing will happen to it. [They leave] Mr. Furley: Hmmmm. That Jack just leaves his magazines around. [Throws it out] [30 minutes later] Jack: Now all I have to do, is send it in. Ok, let me get my magazine with the ticket in it. Lana: Ok. Jack: I can't find it, it's not there. What the hell happened? None of my old magazines are here. Lana: If you were a magazine, where would you be? Jack: In a news stand. Lana: I don't know what happened? [Lana looks under couch, Jack looks under table, Lana looks under bed, Jack looks under bed, Lana looks under another bed, Jack gets a sandwich out of the kitchen, Lana blow dries her hair] Jack: I can't find it. I found some roast beef for a sandwich though. Mr. Furley!!! [Mr. Furley walks in from the bathroom] Mr. Furley: Yep. Jack: Did you throw out anything today? Mr. Furley: Yes, I did. A candy wrapper, some magazines... Jack: You what? Mr. Furley: And an envelope if it matters. Jack: YOU WHAT? [Mrs. Parker comes in] Mrs. Parker: WOO-HOO!!!! Jack: What? Mrs. Parker: I looked in the dumpster, and found this million dollar ticket!!! Oh, I don't worry, you don't have to pay the rent. [Lana and Jack faint] THE END What did you think of it? ------------------ Andrew Carden

06-20-2001, 03:23 PM	#2
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	I LUVED IT!!! It was really really really good!

06-22-2001, 01:55 PM	#3
panman Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 28, 2000 Posts: 327	That was extra extra good. It was a little bit too good. LOL ------------------ The Facts of Life are all about You!

06-22-2001, 03:36 PM	#4
Heather Hartnett RIP John Ritter Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 29, 2001 Location: CHICAGO! Posts: 398	that was really good!!!