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Sean Snow · 06-21-2001, 12:06 PM

"Four's a Couple"
Episode Ten
"The Return of Chrissy"

Scene- Apartment

Janet and Jack are sitting on the couch. Janet has a bowl of chips by her and is eating them.

Jack: Must you eat all those?

Janet: Jack, this is the last one.

Janet picks up another chip and eats it. And then another.

Jack: I thought you said you'd stop!?

Janet: I had my fingers crossed!

Jack: Janet, Janet really....

The doorbell rings

Jack goes up and opens it. Standing there is ... Chrissy! <The Audience Cheers>

Jack: Chrissy!

Chrissy: Jack!

Jack: Chrissy!

Chrissy: Jack!

Jack: Chrissy!

Chrissy: Jack!

Jack: Chrissy, why are we doing this?

Chrissy: I don't know!

Jack: I thought you knew.

Chrissy: You're supposed to know!

They start bickering.

Janet: Guys, guys! Chrissy, how have you been?

They hug.

Chrissy: Oh, fine!

Jack: How did you know where we were?

Chrissy: The Ropers told me.

Janet: How did you know the Ropers' were the landlords?

Chrissy: Oh, I went to Chevrolet Hills and asked that Jeffrey P. Brookes, III guy.

Jack: Wait a minuet! Didn't Cindy say that she was married to him!?

Janet: Yeah she did.

Cindy enters

Janet: Cindy, are you REALLY married to Brookes?

Cindy: Yeah, I sure am!

Chrissy: No your not! HE still lives with Ann!

Cindy: Uh, guys, your right. I didn't want Chrissy to stay with me, and Aunt Becky called and told me Chrissy was coming. I knew Chrissy would come here, and I knew you'd ask me to let Chrissy stay with me.

Jack: Will you?

Cindy: Nope! Bye guys!

Cindy exits

Terri enters, in tears

Chrissy: Hi, Terri! Remember me? Hey, why are you crying?

Terri: The hospital laid me off. I got a job at EZ Pretzel, but I can only pay half of my share of the rent!

Jack: Hey, I have an idea! Why doesn't Chrissy board with us?

Janet: Jack!! Don't ou think Chrissy has her own house? You do, don't you?

Chrissy: Well...I did, but they kicked me out!

Jack: Why?

Chrissy: They didn't understand anything I said!

Jack: Well, you can live in the guest room! (FYI, Terri and Larry have one room, Richie has one room <He will share it with the new baby>, and Jack and Janet share a room. There's one guest room)

Chrissy: Oh thanks! How much do I pay each month?

Jack: $100. Where do you work anywhere.

Chrissy: Well, JT said I can work at her place again!

Janet: Well, Chrissy, that's great! But I want to tell you something!

Chrissy: What?

Janet: Me and Jack are going to have a...baby!

Chrissy: Congrats! But I didn't know Jack could have a baby! <Snort, Snort>

Jack: Oh, you little kidder. <Snort, Snort>

Chrissy: I have to go pick up my bags from my old apartment.

They trade byes. Chrissy exits. Terri goes into her and Larry's room.

Janet: Jack Tripper! How could you?

Jack: What?

Janet: You know perfectly well! You're letting Chrissy stay because she's so pretty!

Jack: I did not! Why would I do it for that reason, anyway?

Janet: Because I'm Fat Pat the Waterat!

Jack: Fat Pat the Waterat?

Janet: See you said it yourself!

Jack: Janet, what's wrong?

Janet: Oh, I'm sorry Jack.

They hug as scene fades.

The End

Episode 11 is coming soon!

Starring

John Ritter as Jack Tripper
Joyce DeWitt as Janet Wood
Richard Kline as Larry Dallas
Priscilla Barnes as Terri Alden

Co-Starring

Jenilee Harrison as Cindy Snow
Suzanne Somers as Chrissy Snow
Norman Fell as Stanley Roper
Audra Lindley as Helen Roper
Don Knotts as Ralph Furley
And ???? ?????? as Richie

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
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Agent #99: Max, do you think it's a KAOS agent?
Max: Either that or your mother!

Krisalicious · 06-21-2001, 12:57 PM

LOL i loved it!!! Fat Pat the Water Rat LOL when i first read that i was cracking up!! Oh yeah can't wait to hear the next episode!

06-21-2001, 12:06 PM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	"Fours a Couple"- Episode Ten- "The Return of Chrissy" "Four's a Couple" Episode Ten "The Return of Chrissy" Scene- Apartment Janet and Jack are sitting on the couch. Janet has a bowl of chips by her and is eating them. Jack: Must you eat all those? Janet: Jack, this is the last one. Janet picks up another chip and eats it. And then another. Jack: I thought you said you'd stop!? Janet: I had my fingers crossed! Jack: Janet, Janet really.... The doorbell rings Jack goes up and opens it. Standing there is ... Chrissy! <The Audience Cheers> Jack: Chrissy! Chrissy: Jack! Jack: Chrissy! Chrissy: Jack! Jack: Chrissy! Chrissy: Jack! Jack: Chrissy, why are we doing this? Chrissy: I don't know! Jack: I thought you knew. Chrissy: You're supposed to know! They start bickering. Janet: Guys, guys! Chrissy, how have you been? They hug. Chrissy: Oh, fine! Jack: How did you know where we were? Chrissy: The Ropers told me. Janet: How did you know the Ropers' were the landlords? Chrissy: Oh, I went to Chevrolet Hills and asked that Jeffrey P. Brookes, III guy. Jack: Wait a minuet! Didn't Cindy say that she was married to him!? Janet: Yeah she did. Cindy enters Janet: Cindy, are you REALLY married to Brookes? Cindy: Yeah, I sure am! Chrissy: No your not! HE still lives with Ann! Cindy: Uh, guys, your right. I didn't want Chrissy to stay with me, and Aunt Becky called and told me Chrissy was coming. I knew Chrissy would come here, and I knew you'd ask me to let Chrissy stay with me. Jack: Will you? Cindy: Nope! Bye guys! Cindy exits Terri enters, in tears Chrissy: Hi, Terri! Remember me? Hey, why are you crying? Terri: The hospital laid me off. I got a job at EZ Pretzel, but I can only pay half of my share of the rent! Jack: Hey, I have an idea! Why doesn't Chrissy board with us? Janet: Jack!! Don't ou think Chrissy has her own house? You do, don't you? Chrissy: Well...I did, but they kicked me out! Jack: Why? Chrissy: They didn't understand anything I said! Jack: Well, you can live in the guest room! (FYI, Terri and Larry have one room, Richie has one room <He will share it with the new baby>, and Jack and Janet share a room. There's one guest room) Chrissy: Oh thanks! How much do I pay each month? Jack: $100. Where do you work anywhere. Chrissy: Well, JT said I can work at her place again! Janet: Well, Chrissy, that's great! But I want to tell you something! Chrissy: What? Janet: Me and Jack are going to have a...baby! Chrissy: Congrats! But I didn't know Jack could have a baby! <Snort, Snort> Jack: Oh, you little kidder. <Snort, Snort> Chrissy: I have to go pick up my bags from my old apartment. They trade byes. Chrissy exits. Terri goes into her and Larry's room. Janet: Jack Tripper! How could you? Jack: What? Janet: You know perfectly well! You're letting Chrissy stay because she's so pretty! Jack: I did not! Why would I do it for that reason, anyway? Janet: Because I'm Fat Pat the Waterat! Jack: Fat Pat the Waterat? Janet: See you said it yourself! Jack: Janet, what's wrong? Janet: Oh, I'm sorry Jack. They hug as scene fades. The End Episode 11 is coming soon! Starring John Ritter as Jack Tripper Joyce DeWitt as Janet Wood Richard Kline as Larry Dallas Priscilla Barnes as Terri Alden Co-Starring Jenilee Harrison as Cindy Snow Suzanne Somers as Chrissy Snow Norman Fell as Stanley Roper Audra Lindley as Helen Roper Don Knotts as Ralph Furley And ???? ?????? as Richie ------------------ Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater! Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Agent #99: Max, do you think it's a KAOS agent? Max: Either that or your mother!

06-21-2001, 12:57 PM	#2
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	LOL i loved it!!! Fat Pat the Water Rat LOL when i first read that i was cracking up!! Oh yeah can't wait to hear the next episode!