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Krisalicious · 06-20-2001, 12:47 PM

#8: Baby Planning

Jack: Oh wow Janet! A baby! I'm so excited!!

Janet: Me too!!!

Larry: Lets go celebrate at the Regal Beagle!

Terri: Good idea!!!

Scene- Regal Beagle

Jack: What do u guys wanna drink?

Larry: I'll have a white wine.

Terri: I'll have the same.

Jack: Janet???

Janet: I'll have none.

Jack: WHAT??!!?!?

Terri: It's true Jack. Having liquor when you're pregnant is very unhealthy.

Jack: Grrrrr...oh alright i understand. What do u want then Janet?

Janet: I'll have a hamburger and a large order of fries.

Larry: See see!! Her CRAVINGS are starting!

Jack: Waitress!! Can u please get a hamburger and an order of fries for my wife?

Janet: Thats a LARGE order.

Waitress: OK. Coming right up.

Terri: So, have you thought of what you will name the baby?

Janet: Well Jack and I had a deal. If it was a girl, I would pick the first name and Jack would pick the middle name.

Jack: And if it was a boy, I would pick the first name and Janet would pick the middle name.

Waitress: Here's your order.

Janet: Oooooo thanks I'm starving!! [eats ferociously]

Jack: Janet calm down! Slow down!

Janet: I can't!!! I'm sooooo hungry!

2 hours later.....

Larry: Will you stop eating already Janet??

Terri: This is your third plate!! Aren't you full?

Jack: Yeah Janet! We need to get going!

Janet: OK OK. Just let me finish this last plate.

Larry: Say I have an idea!! Theres a carnival in town!!

Jack: Hey yeah lets all go!!

Terri: Come on Janet! It'll be fun!

Janet: Oh....alright.

Jack: Great great. [kisses Janet]

Scene- Carnival

Janet: Hey Jack! Can we get some ice cream?

Jack: I thought u said you would stop eating!!!

Larry: Jack! Remember...

Terri: Her cravings.......

Jack: Not now! Later i promise. Hey look at that roller coaster!!

Terri: Looks fun!!

Larry: Let's go on it!

Janet: I can't.

Jack, Terri, Larry: WHAT?!?!!?

Janet: Well read the sign! It says this ride is not good for pregnant women!

Jack: Grrrrrr!!!

Terri: Thats also true Jack. Pregnant women shouldn't go on rides. When I was pregnant with Richie, I couldn't go on any rides.

Jack: Thats it we're going home!!

Janet: Why Jack??? [they exit the carnival]

Scene- Apartment

Jack: Terri! Larry! I want to talk to Janet alone.

Terri: OK Jack whatever you say.

Larry: We'll leave now. [Larry and Terri go into their bedroom]

Janet: What's bothering you honey???

Jack: YOU!! THATS whats bothering me!

Janet: What do you mean?

Jack: OK well i'll explain everything. You can't drink, you eat tons of food that I have to pay for, you can't ride rides at the carnival and I bet theres more to come! I don't even WANT a baby anymore!

Janet: [cries] Jack! [runs into bedroom crying]

Jack: Wait Janet i didn't mean it like that!

Larry: Hey buddy what happened?

Jack: I told Janet i didn't want a baby anymore. i can't stand that she can't do anything now.

Larry: Well Jack what do you expect? When Terri was pregnant with Richie, she had to get a lot of rest and she went through everything that Janet is going through.

Jack: Yeah i know its natural. But i don't know why I'm acting like this!

Larry: I do. You are just nervous about becoming a father.

Jack: Well....

Larry: Come on Jack. I felt the same exact way.

Jack: Oh my god its true! I am nervous!

Larry: Go tell that to Janet.

Jack: OK i will.

Larry: Good.

Scene- Jack and Janet's bedroom

Jack: Janet, I'm really sorry.

Janet: Me too Jack. I'm sorry about all my cravings and what i can and can't do.

Jack: No don't be sorry. That's natural. But i had to get all mad at you for it. I'm sorry Janet.

Janet: Its alright honey.

Jack: I only got mad at you because I was nervous about becoming a father.

Janet: Awww Jack don't worry! I'm nervous too.

Jack: But even though we're both nervous, I'm with you every step of the way.

Janet: Oh Jack!!

Jack: I love you Janet.

Janet: Me too Jack me too! [Jack kisses Janet as screen fades]

How'd you like this one?

Heather Hartnett · 06-20-2001, 01:29 PM

omg that was sooooo good!!! i cant wait til the babys born!!! i cant wait to c what the name it!!!!

Sean Snow · 06-20-2001, 01:34 PM

I liked it too! Do I write the next two?

Krisalicious · 06-20-2001, 01:41 PM

Yup Sean Snow u write the next two. I'm still trying to think of a name for the baby...... which episode do u think it should be born in?

Sean Snow · 06-20-2001, 01:47 PM

Episode 20. That's later on and It's also on your turn. (Since you want to write about the birth. I already have the next two episodes planned out. Episode 11 will be real funny!

Krisalicious · 06-20-2001, 02:06 PM

OK thanks!! Can't wait to hear your next two episodes!! I'm sure they'll be great! They always are!

06-20-2001, 12:47 PM	#1
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	Fours A Couple-Episode Nine- Baby Planning #8: Baby Planning Jack: Oh wow Janet! A baby! I'm so excited!! Janet: Me too!!! Larry: Lets go celebrate at the Regal Beagle! Terri: Good idea!!! Scene- Regal Beagle Jack: What do u guys wanna drink? Larry: I'll have a white wine. Terri: I'll have the same. Jack: Janet??? Janet: I'll have none. Jack: WHAT??!!?!? Terri: It's true Jack. Having liquor when you're pregnant is very unhealthy. Jack: Grrrrr...oh alright i understand. What do u want then Janet? Janet: I'll have a hamburger and a large order of fries. Larry: See see!! Her CRAVINGS are starting! Jack: Waitress!! Can u please get a hamburger and an order of fries for my wife? Janet: Thats a LARGE order. Waitress: OK. Coming right up. Terri: So, have you thought of what you will name the baby? Janet: Well Jack and I had a deal. If it was a girl, I would pick the first name and Jack would pick the middle name. Jack: And if it was a boy, I would pick the first name and Janet would pick the middle name. Waitress: Here's your order. Janet: Oooooo thanks I'm starving!! [eats ferociously] Jack: Janet calm down! Slow down! Janet: I can't!!! I'm sooooo hungry! 2 hours later..... Larry: Will you stop eating already Janet?? Terri: This is your third plate!! Aren't you full? Jack: Yeah Janet! We need to get going! Janet: OK OK. Just let me finish this last plate. Larry: Say I have an idea!! Theres a carnival in town!! Jack: Hey yeah lets all go!! Terri: Come on Janet! It'll be fun! Janet: Oh....alright. Jack: Great great. [kisses Janet] Scene- Carnival Janet: Hey Jack! Can we get some ice cream? Jack: I thought u said you would stop eating!!! Larry: Jack! Remember... Terri: Her cravings....... Jack: Not now! Later i promise. Hey look at that roller coaster!! Terri: Looks fun!! Larry: Let's go on it! Janet: I can't. Jack, Terri, Larry: WHAT?!?!!? Janet: Well read the sign! It says this ride is not good for pregnant women! Jack: Grrrrrr!!! Terri: Thats also true Jack. Pregnant women shouldn't go on rides. When I was pregnant with Richie, I couldn't go on any rides. Jack: Thats it we're going home!! Janet: Why Jack??? [they exit the carnival] Scene- Apartment Jack: Terri! Larry! I want to talk to Janet alone. Terri: OK Jack whatever you say. Larry: We'll leave now. [Larry and Terri go into their bedroom] Janet: What's bothering you honey??? Jack: YOU!! THATS whats bothering me! Janet: What do you mean? Jack: OK well i'll explain everything. You can't drink, you eat tons of food that I have to pay for, you can't ride rides at the carnival and I bet theres more to come! I don't even WANT a baby anymore! Janet: [cries] Jack! [runs into bedroom crying] Jack: Wait Janet i didn't mean it like that! Larry: Hey buddy what happened? Jack: I told Janet i didn't want a baby anymore. i can't stand that she can't do anything now. Larry: Well Jack what do you expect? When Terri was pregnant with Richie, she had to get a lot of rest and she went through everything that Janet is going through. Jack: Yeah i know its natural. But i don't know why I'm acting like this! Larry: I do. You are just nervous about becoming a father. Jack: Well.... Larry: Come on Jack. I felt the same exact way. Jack: Oh my god its true! I am nervous! Larry: Go tell that to Janet. Jack: OK i will. Larry: Good. Scene- Jack and Janet's bedroom Jack: Janet, I'm really sorry. Janet: Me too Jack. I'm sorry about all my cravings and what i can and can't do. Jack: No don't be sorry. That's natural. But i had to get all mad at you for it. I'm sorry Janet. Janet: Its alright honey. Jack: I only got mad at you because I was nervous about becoming a father. Janet: Awww Jack don't worry! I'm nervous too. Jack: But even though we're both nervous, I'm with you every step of the way. Janet: Oh Jack!! Jack: I love you Janet. Janet: Me too Jack me too! [Jack kisses Janet as screen fades] How'd you like this one?

06-20-2001, 01:29 PM	#2
Heather Hartnett RIP John Ritter Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 29, 2001 Location: CHICAGO! Posts: 398	omg that was sooooo good!!! i cant wait til the babys born!!! i cant wait to c what the name it!!!!

06-20-2001, 01:34 PM	#3
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	I liked it too! Do I write the next two?

06-20-2001, 01:41 PM	#4
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	Yup Sean Snow u write the next two. I'm still trying to think of a name for the baby...... which episode do u think it should be born in?

06-20-2001, 01:47 PM	#5
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	Episode 20. That's later on and It's also on your turn. (Since you want to write about the birth. I already have the next two episodes planned out. Episode 11 will be real funny!

06-20-2001, 02:06 PM	#6
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	OK thanks!! Can't wait to hear your next two episodes!! I'm sure they'll be great! They always are!