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Krisalicious · 06-18-2001, 08:55 PM

This is part 2 of Number 4, which was Where's My Husband?

Scene- Regal Beagle

Robber: Hey bartender!!! I'm thirsty!! Give me a drink!!

Mike the Bartender: Whhhh...whattt...kiinnd?

Robber: HEY! I thought i told u....

Jack and Larry: Don't stutter!!

Robber: Yes Yes very good. Hey look everyone, its been exactly 10 hours we've spent together!

Jack: Oh joy.

Larry: Isn't this great...

Robber: In case you two have forgotten, I HAVE A GUN!!!

Jack and Larry: SORRY!!!

Scene: Apartment

Terri: OMG Janet now i'm worried!!! It's been 10 hours!!

Janet: Me too!!! Alright thats it let's call the police. [dials] Hello police! My name is Janet Wood. My roommate Terri Alden and I would like you to search for our husbands.

Police: What are your husbands' names?

Janet: Jack Tripper and Larry Dallas.

Police: Where did they say they were going the last time you and your roommate saw them?

Janet: They said they were going to the Regal Beagle Pub.

Police: How long were they missing?

Janet: 10 hours

Police: Wow!! Alright we'll begin our search now. Good day miss. Bye

Janet: Bye

Terri: Well? What did he say?

Janet: They are beginning their search now.

Scene: Regal Beagle

Robber: I'm bored!!!

Mike the Bartender: Is that my problem???

Jack and Larry: MIKE!!!!!!!!

Robber: Excuse me bartender?? WHAT did you just say? And DON'T STUTTER!!!

Mike: I said....well thats a very big problem!!!!

Robber: I thought so.

Larry: OMG Jack!! Terri and Janet must be worried sick!!

Jack: I know!!! Boy, do i miss Janet.....

Robber: SILENCE!!!!

Jack and Larry: SORRY!

[Police Sirens sound]

Robber: Hey!!!! It's the cops!!! None of you called the cops did you?

Jack: How in the world could we call the cops??

Larry: You were watching us the whole time!!!

Mike the Bartender: Yeah!! Sometimes you need to use your brain you know!!!

Robber: Alright now I'm mad!! [takes out his gun, points it at Jack, Larry, and Mike]

Jack, Larry, Mike: Oh my god!!!!!!

Police Officer: [to robber] You're under arrest!!!

Robber: Oh great!! [police officer handcuffs robber]

Jack: HAHA!!!

Larry: WHat are you gonna do now?

Robber: I'll get you for this!!!

Police Officer: No you wont! You'll be in jail! [police officer and robber go into the police car, Janet and Terri walk in]

Janet: Jack!!!!!!

Terri: Larry!!!!!

Jack: Janet!!!!!

Larry: Terri!!! [Janet kisses Jack, Terri kisses Larry]

THE END

What did you all think?

Sean Snow will be writing the next episodes!

06-18-2001, 08:55 PM	#1
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	Fours A Couple-Episode#5-The Escape This is part 2 of Number 4, which was Where's My Husband? Scene- Regal Beagle Robber: Hey bartender!!! I'm thirsty!! Give me a drink!! Mike the Bartender: Whhhh...whattt...kiinnd? Robber: HEY! I thought i told u.... Jack and Larry: Don't stutter!! Robber: Yes Yes very good. Hey look everyone, its been exactly 10 hours we've spent together! Jack: Oh joy. Larry: Isn't this great... Robber: In case you two have forgotten, I HAVE A GUN!!! Jack and Larry: SORRY!!! Scene: Apartment Terri: OMG Janet now i'm worried!!! It's been 10 hours!! Janet: Me too!!! Alright thats it let's call the police. [dials] Hello police! My name is Janet Wood. My roommate Terri Alden and I would like you to search for our husbands. Police: What are your husbands' names? Janet: Jack Tripper and Larry Dallas. Police: Where did they say they were going the last time you and your roommate saw them? Janet: They said they were going to the Regal Beagle Pub. Police: How long were they missing? Janet: 10 hours Police: Wow!! Alright we'll begin our search now. Good day miss. Bye Janet: Bye Terri: Well? What did he say? Janet: They are beginning their search now. Scene: Regal Beagle Robber: I'm bored!!! Mike the Bartender: Is that my problem??? Jack and Larry: MIKE!!!!!!!! Robber: Excuse me bartender?? WHAT did you just say? And DON'T STUTTER!!! Mike: I said....well thats a very big problem!!!! Robber: I thought so. Larry: OMG Jack!! Terri and Janet must be worried sick!! Jack: I know!!! Boy, do i miss Janet..... Robber: SILENCE!!!! Jack and Larry: SORRY! [Police Sirens sound] Robber: Hey!!!! It's the cops!!! None of you called the cops did you? Jack: How in the world could we call the cops?? Larry: You were watching us the whole time!!! Mike the Bartender: Yeah!! Sometimes you need to use your brain you know!!! Robber: Alright now I'm mad!! [takes out his gun, points it at Jack, Larry, and Mike] Jack, Larry, Mike: Oh my god!!!!!! Police Officer: [to robber] You're under arrest!!! Robber: Oh great!! [police officer handcuffs robber] Jack: HAHA!!! Larry: WHat are you gonna do now? Robber: I'll get you for this!!! Police Officer: No you wont! You'll be in jail! [police officer and robber go into the police car, Janet and Terri walk in] Janet: Jack!!!!!! Terri: Larry!!!!! Jack: Janet!!!!! Larry: Terri!!! [Janet kisses Jack, Terri kisses Larry] THE END What did you all think? Sean Snow will be writing the next episodes!