My Replacement for "The Heiress" called "A Strange Thing Happened On The Way..." - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Sean Snow · 06-18-2001, 12:20 PM

Note: This is what I think should have happened. This replaces "The Heiress" in my book.

"A Strange Thing Happened on the Way to the Supermarket This Morning"

Scene- Outside of a Supermarket

Jack's face is hiding behind a box when he collides with a blonde.

Blonde: Hey! Watch were you're going!

Jack: Why don't you! <looks over box> You look familiar. Move your hair out of your face.

Blonde: Okay. <while brushing away hair> What's your name?

Jack: Chrissy!!

Chrissy: Hey, we have the same name. Wait a minuet! You're Jack Tripper! Oh, Jack!! <She hugs Jack>

Jack: Chrissy, where have you been?

Chrissy: Well, mother got real sick!

Jack: For four years? What did she have, the 35, 040 hour flu?

Chrissy: No!! She had cancer. But now I'm back. Oh, can I stay at the apartment?

Jack: Sure! But you'll have to sleep in my room.

Chrissy: Jack!!!! Why can't Cindy sleep in your room and I'll be in my old room.

Jack: I don't know.....

Chrissy: Cindy will let me!

Jack: Didn't she tell you? She's at UCLA now, and Terri Alden is our roomate.

Chrissy: So you got rid of me?

Jack: Well, not really. After all, you haven't called in three years.

Chrissy: I tried too, and tried, but it said <goes very deep in her voice> This number does not exist.

Jack: Oh, yeah! We changed the phone line.

Chrissy: See, it was your fault! I thought I wasn't wanted anymore. Can we go to the apartment now?

Jack: Sure!

Scene-Apartment

Janet: Terri, isn't this picture fit perfectly with the other decorations?

Terri: It sure does!

Door is opened, and Terri is hit.

Janet: Jack! Look what happened to Terri. <then sees Chrissy> Chrissy!

Janet runs to Chrissy, stepping on Terri.

Janet: Oh, Chrissy how are you?

Terri: <mumbles on floor>Oh, I hope shes not fine.

Chrissy: I didn't tell Jack, but.....mother died! <she starts sobbing> And father is.... now an....... alcoholic! <Sobs>

Terri gets up

Terri <mumbles>: Ha, ha, dumbell.

What will happen next? Only fate knows. Join us next time on the soap opera called "Chrissy Loves Jack.

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

Sean Snow · 06-18-2001, 03:20 PM

Can someone please tell me what they think of my story?

Krisalicious · 06-18-2001, 05:50 PM

Luv it!!!

06-18-2001, 12:20 PM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	My Replacement for "The Heiress" called "A Strange Thing Happened On The Way..." Note: This is what I think should have happened. This replaces "The Heiress" in my book. "A Strange Thing Happened on the Way to the Supermarket This Morning" Scene- Outside of a Supermarket Jack's face is hiding behind a box when he collides with a blonde. Blonde: Hey! Watch were you're going! Jack: Why don't you! <looks over box> You look familiar. Move your hair out of your face. Blonde: Okay. <while brushing away hair> What's your name? Jack: Chrissy!! Chrissy: Hey, we have the same name. Wait a minuet! You're Jack Tripper! Oh, Jack!! <She hugs Jack> Jack: Chrissy, where have you been? Chrissy: Well, mother got real sick! Jack: For four years? What did she have, the 35, 040 hour flu? Chrissy: No!! She had cancer. But now I'm back. Oh, can I stay at the apartment? Jack: Sure! But you'll have to sleep in my room. Chrissy: Jack!!!! Why can't Cindy sleep in your room and I'll be in my old room. Jack: I don't know..... Chrissy: Cindy will let me! Jack: Didn't she tell you? She's at UCLA now, and Terri Alden is our roomate. Chrissy: So you got rid of me? Jack: Well, not really. After all, you haven't called in three years. Chrissy: I tried too, and tried, but it said <goes very deep in her voice> This number does not exist. Jack: Oh, yeah! We changed the phone line. Chrissy: See, it was your fault! I thought I wasn't wanted anymore. Can we go to the apartment now? Jack: Sure! Scene-Apartment Janet: Terri, isn't this picture fit perfectly with the other decorations? Terri: It sure does! Door is opened, and Terri is hit. Janet: Jack! Look what happened to Terri. <then sees Chrissy> Chrissy! Janet runs to Chrissy, stepping on Terri. Janet: Oh, Chrissy how are you? Terri: <mumbles on floor>Oh, I hope shes not fine. Chrissy: I didn't tell Jack, but.....mother died! <she starts sobbing> And father is.... now an....... alcoholic! <Sobs> Terri gets up Terri <mumbles>: Ha, ha, dumbell. What will happen next? Only fate knows. Join us next time on the soap opera called "Chrissy Loves Jack. ------------------ Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater! Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

06-18-2001, 03:20 PM	#2
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	Can someone please tell me what they think of my story?

06-18-2001, 05:50 PM	#3
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	Luv it!!!