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Krisalicious · 06-18-2001, 04:39 PM

#4- Where's My Husband

Terri: [crying] Oh Larry honey, what if we never find.....Ri..Rich..Ri

Jack: RICHIE [Terri begins to cry more]

Janet: Jack!!! Anyone could have figured out that Terri would be sad if she heard the name Richie! [Terri cries a lot more]

Jack: Good one Janet!!!

Larry: OMG its all my fault! I should have never took my eyes off him! Who really cares about that Sue Ann chick or whatever her name is! My SON is more important! [Larry begins to cry]

Jack: Hey...Larry....how about u and me go down to the Regal Beagle, to calm you down.

Larry: Alright. Bye Terri. Bye Janet.

Terri: Bye honey.

Janet: Bye Larry.

Scene 2- Regal Beagle

Jack: [to bartender] Two beers for me and my friend here. Don't worry buddy. After a nice drink, you'll feel better.

Larry: I hope so. [a robber walks into the Regal Beagle]

Robber: This is a robbery! All put your hands up and give me your personal belongings!

Jack and Larry: Oh my god!

Robber: Quiet you two! Now give me your stuff and no one gets hurt! [Jack and Larry give the robber all their money in their wallet, which is not a lot]

Robber: Now as for you bartender, give me a beer and all the money in the store.

Mike the bartender: Yee...yeee....yesss sir

Robber: Don't stutter! And don't you even THINK about callin the cops! I have a gun!

Jack: Lordy lordy lordy lordy[robber points gun at Jack] Oh sorry!

Robber: Now as for you bartender, I want a white wine.

Mike the Bartender: All...alll...alll righht

Robber: I SAID DONT STUTTER!!!

Mike: Sorry!!

Larry: Jack! I thought u said i could come here and relax!!! I'm even more stressed out now!

Jack: I know!! Oh my god Janet and Terri!

Robber: And don't think you're getting out any time soon! We'll be in here for....oh i dont know.....DAYS!

Jack: Ahhh!!!!

Larry: Could me and my friend here at least call our wives and tell them?

Robber: Hmmmm let me think....NO!!!!!

Larry: Gosh it was just a question!

Robber: Remember, I have a gun!

Jack and Larry: Sorry!!!

Scene: Apartment

JAnet: Terri honey, i'm worried!

Terri: Me too!!! Oh my god what if Jack and Larry are missing too????

To be continued.....

Sean Snow · 06-18-2001, 04:43 PM

I really like this one! Poor Terri, first Richie, then Larry..
It was all to get Sue Anne Slummers' autograph.....

[This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 06-18-2001).]

Heather Hartnett · 06-18-2001, 04:52 PM

omg that was really good!!! i hope larry and jack turn out all right!!!

06-18-2001, 04:39 PM	#1
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	"Fours A Couple"-Episode #4-Where's My Husband? #4- Where's My Husband Terri: [crying] Oh Larry honey, what if we never find.....Ri..Rich..Ri Jack: RICHIE [Terri begins to cry more] Janet: Jack!!! Anyone could have figured out that Terri would be sad if she heard the name Richie! [Terri cries a lot more] Jack: Good one Janet!!! Larry: OMG its all my fault! I should have never took my eyes off him! Who really cares about that Sue Ann chick or whatever her name is! My SON is more important! [Larry begins to cry] Jack: Hey...Larry....how about u and me go down to the Regal Beagle, to calm you down. Larry: Alright. Bye Terri. Bye Janet. Terri: Bye honey. Janet: Bye Larry. Scene 2- Regal Beagle Jack: [to bartender] Two beers for me and my friend here. Don't worry buddy. After a nice drink, you'll feel better. Larry: I hope so. [a robber walks into the Regal Beagle] Robber: This is a robbery! All put your hands up and give me your personal belongings! Jack and Larry: Oh my god! Robber: Quiet you two! Now give me your stuff and no one gets hurt! [Jack and Larry give the robber all their money in their wallet, which is not a lot] Robber: Now as for you bartender, give me a beer and all the money in the store. Mike the bartender: Yee...yeee....yesss sir Robber: Don't stutter! And don't you even THINK about callin the cops! I have a gun! Jack: Lordy lordy lordy lordy[robber points gun at Jack] Oh sorry! Robber: Now as for you bartender, I want a white wine. Mike the Bartender: All...alll...alll righht Robber: I SAID DONT STUTTER!!! Mike: Sorry!! Larry: Jack! I thought u said i could come here and relax!!! I'm even more stressed out now! Jack: I know!! Oh my god Janet and Terri! Robber: And don't think you're getting out any time soon! We'll be in here for....oh i dont know.....DAYS! Jack: Ahhh!!!! Larry: Could me and my friend here at least call our wives and tell them? Robber: Hmmmm let me think....NO!!!!! Larry: Gosh it was just a question! Robber: Remember, I have a gun! Jack and Larry: Sorry!!! Scene: Apartment JAnet: Terri honey, i'm worried! Terri: Me too!!! Oh my god what if Jack and Larry are missing too???? To be continued.....

06-18-2001, 04:43 PM	#2
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	I really like this one! Poor Terri, first Richie, then Larry.. It was all to get Sue Anne Slummers' autograph..... [This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 06-18-2001).]

06-18-2001, 04:52 PM	#3
Heather Hartnett RIP John Ritter Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 29, 2001 Location: CHICAGO! Posts: 398	omg that was really good!!! i hope larry and jack turn out all right!!!