"Terri Love Larry"-Episode Three: "The Return of Lana" - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Sean Snow · 06-17-2001, 06:01 PM

Last Time on "Terri Loves Larry": Larry and Terri become engaged. At the wedding, Cindy knocked out the minister.

Now let's return to that soap opera called "Terri Loves Larry":

Terri: Oh, no! What will we do without a minister?

Janet: Hey, I have an idea. Let's look in the phone book.

Janet gets out phone book

Janet <putting her finger on some advertisments>: Rent-A-Minister, Quick-E-Minister, and <gasps> Minister Lana!
Terri let's call her!

Terri: Okay!

30 minuets later.......

The Doorbell rings.

Janet: I'll get it.

She opens the door to show...Lana Sheilds.

RF: Lana! It's your lover! Come to me!

Furley runs to Lana and starts kissing her.

Lana: Get off me, you silly man!

RF: Don't you reconize me? It's Furleypoo.

Lana: <in a unentustic voice> Oh, it's you.

Janet: Over here Lana!

Lana walks to Janet.

Janet: How did you become a minister?

Lana: I became a Thrift Shop owner, and I thought people would buy more from a minister. But I liked it, so I stayed. But I have a question

Janet: What's that?

Lana: Are you still haveing an affair with Jack?

Janet: We're married now!

Lana: Oh...you were having an affair.

Janet: No, we weren't at the time. Anyway, my friend Terri is marrieing Larry. So can you do it for us?

Lana: Okay. Now tell me who is the best man?

Janet: Jack Tripper.

Lana: The bride's maids?

Janet: Me and Cindy?

Lana: Okay, we're ready to start.

<Wedding music starts?

Terri walks down the aisle.

Rev. Lana: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these two in marriage. Do you, Lawrence Dallioupolus, take Terri to be your wife?

Larry: I do.

Rev. Lana: Do you, Terri Alden, take Larry to be your husband?

Terri: I do.

Rev. Lana: May I have the rings? Lawrence, place the ring on Terri's finger and repeat after me. With this ring, I thee wed.

Larry: With this ring, I thee wed.

Rev. Lana: I know pronounce you husband and wife!! You may now kiss the bride.

Terri and Larry kiss as the scene fades.

More episodes of "Terri Loves Larry" are coming soon!

What did you think of my three part story?

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

Krisalicious · 06-17-2001, 06:15 PM

REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD JOB!!!! I loved it!! Hey i got an idea- how bout Jack and Janet and Larry and Terri all live in 201 together? Jack and Janet will be in one room and Larry and Terri in the other room? LOL i dunno just an idea.

Sean Snow · 06-17-2001, 06:18 PM

I was thinking of that. Hey, I'll start tomorrow on it.
Also, more additions to the "Terri Loves Larry" will come. Its about their lives after they are married.
Also, I have one about another marriage. I won't tell who though..

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

Krisalicious · 06-17-2001, 06:25 PM

I was thinking of doing something like that too. Like my own episodes of Jack and Janets married life n stuff but i dunno, I don't wanna copy you or anything......

Sean Snow · 06-17-2001, 06:27 PM

You can do it, I don't mind!

Krisalicious · 06-17-2001, 06:33 PM

Ok kool thanks!

Oh yeah and you're writing about how Jack and Janet and Larry and Terri all live together rite?? Kool can't wait to hear what happens next!!!

06-17-2001, 06:01 PM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	"Terri Love Larry"-Episode Three: "The Return of Lana" Last Time on "Terri Loves Larry": Larry and Terri become engaged. At the wedding, Cindy knocked out the minister. Now let's return to that soap opera called "Terri Loves Larry": Terri: Oh, no! What will we do without a minister? Janet: Hey, I have an idea. Let's look in the phone book. Janet gets out phone book Janet <putting her finger on some advertisments>: Rent-A-Minister, Quick-E-Minister, and <gasps> Minister Lana! Terri let's call her! Terri: Okay! 30 minuets later....... The Doorbell rings. Janet: I'll get it. She opens the door to show...Lana Sheilds. RF: Lana! It's your lover! Come to me! Furley runs to Lana and starts kissing her. Lana: Get off me, you silly man! RF: Don't you reconize me? It's Furleypoo. Lana: <in a unentustic voice> Oh, it's you. Janet: Over here Lana! Lana walks to Janet. Janet: How did you become a minister? Lana: I became a Thrift Shop owner, and I thought people would buy more from a minister. But I liked it, so I stayed. But I have a question Janet: What's that? Lana: Are you still haveing an affair with Jack? Janet: We're married now! Lana: Oh...you were having an affair. Janet: No, we weren't at the time. Anyway, my friend Terri is marrieing Larry. So can you do it for us? Lana: Okay. Now tell me who is the best man? Janet: Jack Tripper. Lana: The bride's maids? Janet: Me and Cindy? Lana: Okay, we're ready to start. <Wedding music starts? Terri walks down the aisle. Rev. Lana: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these two in marriage. Do you, Lawrence Dallioupolus, take Terri to be your wife? Larry: I do. Rev. Lana: Do you, Terri Alden, take Larry to be your husband? Terri: I do. Rev. Lana: May I have the rings? Lawrence, place the ring on Terri's finger and repeat after me. With this ring, I thee wed. Larry: With this ring, I thee wed. Rev. Lana: I know pronounce you husband and wife!! You may now kiss the bride. Terri and Larry kiss as the scene fades. More episodes of "Terri Loves Larry" are coming soon! What did you think of my three part story? ------------------ Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater! Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

06-17-2001, 06:15 PM	#2
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD JOB!!!! I loved it!! Hey i got an idea- how bout Jack and Janet and Larry and Terri all live in 201 together? Jack and Janet will be in one room and Larry and Terri in the other room? LOL i dunno just an idea.

06-17-2001, 06:18 PM	#3
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	I was thinking of that. Hey, I'll start tomorrow on it. Also, more additions to the "Terri Loves Larry" will come. Its about their lives after they are married. Also, I have one about another marriage. I won't tell who though.. ------------------ Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater! Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

06-17-2001, 06:25 PM	#4
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	I was thinking of doing something like that too. Like my own episodes of Jack and Janets married life n stuff but i dunno, I don't wanna copy you or anything......

06-17-2001, 06:27 PM	#5
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	You can do it, I don't mind!

06-17-2001, 06:33 PM	#6
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	Ok kool thanks! Oh yeah and you're writing about how Jack and Janet and Larry and Terri all live together rite?? Kool can't wait to hear what happens next!!!