My First Night With You- Jack and Janet's Honeymoon!! [my fanfic] - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Krisalicious · 06-16-2001, 03:41 PM

Hey everybody! Well today is a really really rainy day and im bored so i decided to write a fanfic about jack and janets honeymoon! Hope y'all like it!

My First Night With You

Scene 1- The Airport
[Jack and Janets Honeymoon! They are at the airport awaiting for the boarding call of their flight to the Bahamas!]

Jack: Oh Janet!! Won't this be fun?

Janet: Yes! I've always wanted to see the Bahamas! And it will be more fun, now that we're married!

Jack: Hey Janet, when was the last time i told you "I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!" [kisses Janet]

A Voice: Boarding call for flight 873 to the Bahamas!

Janet: [still kissing Jack] Ummm Jack..?

Jack: Mmmmmm not now Janet! [audience laughs]

Janet: But Jack we'll miss our flight honey!

Jack: Oh. In that case lets go!!! [takes Janets hand, they board the plane]

Scene 2- The Airplane

Janet: Look sweetie theres our seats!

Jack: [like a little kid] I want the window!! [laughs]

Janet: Alright Jack, you can have the window seat. Can i see the brochure for the Bahamas? [Jack hands it to her] Oh wow it looks so beautiful!

Jack: Not as beautiful as you!!

Janet: Awwww thanks muah!

3 hours later....

Janet: Look Jack we're here!!

Jack: Finally! [Jack and Janet exit the plane]

Jack: Let's get our luggage and go sightseeing!

Janet: OK

Scene 3- A Very Pretty Beach at the Bahamas

Jack: Here it is Janet!!

Janet: Oh wow it looks lovely! Can you hold on hun I'm just gonna go put on my bathing suit!

Jack: Oooooo I'm looking forward to that!

Janet: Oh Jack!! [Janet leaves]

Jack: Oh boy our honeymoon!! [a young girl named Kelly walks up to Jack]

Kelly: Hello handsome!!

Jack: Oh I'm sorry miss but I'm married!!

Kelly: So what?

Jack: So what?? What do you mean? I'm sorry but please leave me alone.

Kelly: [keeps flirting with Jack] Oh come on your wife won't mind! Oooooo come sit with me instead!! [Janet sees her, she is furious]

Janet: [furious] JACK TRIPPER!!!!

Jack: OMG!!!!

Janet: I thought that now we were married, you would stop with all your other women, but i guess you will never change!

Jack: No Janet thats not what happened!!!

Kelly: Oh Jack you don't have to lie! Of course thats what happened!

Jack: Are you crazy?? Why did you say that!?!

Janet: [crying] Oh Jack! [leaves the beach crying]

Jack: Kelly!!!! Look what you just did!

Police Officer: Excuse me sir is there a problem???

Jack: Yes officer there is! This girl told my wife i....u know....with her!!! And now my wife is crying and won't talk to me!

Officer: Your under arrest miss!!

Kelly: WHAT??? I'll get you for this!!!

Jack: I'd like to see you try!! Oh Janet!! Janet?? Where are you?? [searches around] Oh there you are!!

Janet: Don't talk to me!

Jack: I just wanted to let you know that girl Kelly got arrested. You know you're the only one for me and i love you!

Janet: Oh Jack!!! I love you too!! A Lot!!

Jack: How can I make this up to you??? Wait dont answer that- I have an idea!!

Scene 4- Later in the Evening, at the Beach

[Jack plans a party for him and Janet at the beach with some very special guests]

Jack: Alright Janet close your eyes and dont open them til i say so!

Janet: OK

Jack: Alright...open them!!

Guests: Happy Honeymoon Jack and Janet!!

Janet: Oh!!! Look its Chrissy, Cindy, Larry, Mr. Furley, and the Ropers!!! Hello everyone!

Cindy: I hope you're enjoying the day!!!

Chrissy: Oh Cindy its not the day its the night! [snort snort]

Mr. Furley: Hello Newlyweds and did i mention my FAVORITE tenants!!

Mr. Roper: Congratulations kids!

Mrs. Roper: You kids are lucky. Remember what you and me did on our honeymoon Stanley??

Mr. Roper: NOTHING!!

Mrs. Roper: My point exactly!!! [laughing]

Chrissy: Lets have a toast for Jack and Janet!

Cindy: To our best friends Jack and Janet

Mr. Furley: That they may have many memories!

Mr. Roper: Happy years!

Mrs. Roper: A Wonderful Life!!

Chrissy: Hey guys lets leave these two alone! Anyway lets enjoy the party!! [all exit]

Janet:Jack!! This has been the best day of my life!! I will never forget it!!

Jack: This is the start of a new life for us! OMG i love you!!

Janet: I love you too Jack!!! [they kiss, screen freezes]

THE END

What did u think?

Heather Hartnett · 06-16-2001, 04:14 PM

that was great!!!! u hafta make more!...make 1 about chrissy!

Sean Snow · 06-16-2001, 04:15 PM

I liked it too.

Dude111 · 10-25-2023, 09:21 PM

That was excellent!!!!!!

Too bad it wasnt an episode!!!

06-16-2001, 03:41 PM	#1
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	My First Night With You- Jack and Janet's Honeymoon!! [my fanfic] Hey everybody! Well today is a really really rainy day and im bored so i decided to write a fanfic about jack and janets honeymoon! Hope y'all like it! My First Night With You Scene 1- The Airport [Jack and Janets Honeymoon! They are at the airport awaiting for the boarding call of their flight to the Bahamas!] Jack: Oh Janet!! Won't this be fun? Janet: Yes! I've always wanted to see the Bahamas! And it will be more fun, now that we're married! Jack: Hey Janet, when was the last time i told you "I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!" [kisses Janet] A Voice: Boarding call for flight 873 to the Bahamas! Janet: [still kissing Jack] Ummm Jack..? Jack: Mmmmmm not now Janet! [audience laughs] Janet: But Jack we'll miss our flight honey! Jack: Oh. In that case lets go!!! [takes Janets hand, they board the plane] Scene 2- The Airplane Janet: Look sweetie theres our seats! Jack: [like a little kid] I want the window!! [laughs] Janet: Alright Jack, you can have the window seat. Can i see the brochure for the Bahamas? [Jack hands it to her] Oh wow it looks so beautiful! Jack: Not as beautiful as you!! Janet: Awwww thanks muah! 3 hours later.... Janet: Look Jack we're here!! Jack: Finally! [Jack and Janet exit the plane] Jack: Let's get our luggage and go sightseeing! Janet: OK Scene 3- A Very Pretty Beach at the Bahamas Jack: Here it is Janet!! Janet: Oh wow it looks lovely! Can you hold on hun I'm just gonna go put on my bathing suit! Jack: Oooooo I'm looking forward to that! Janet: Oh Jack!! [Janet leaves] Jack: Oh boy our honeymoon!! [a young girl named Kelly walks up to Jack] Kelly: Hello handsome!! Jack: Oh I'm sorry miss but I'm married!! Kelly: So what? Jack: So what?? What do you mean? I'm sorry but please leave me alone. Kelly: [keeps flirting with Jack] Oh come on your wife won't mind! Oooooo come sit with me instead!! [Janet sees her, she is furious] Janet: [furious] JACK TRIPPER!!!! Jack: OMG!!!! Janet: I thought that now we were married, you would stop with all your other women, but i guess you will never change! Jack: No Janet thats not what happened!!! Kelly: Oh Jack you don't have to lie! Of course thats what happened! Jack: Are you crazy?? Why did you say that!?! Janet: [crying] Oh Jack! [leaves the beach crying] Jack: Kelly!!!! Look what you just did! Police Officer: Excuse me sir is there a problem??? Jack: Yes officer there is! This girl told my wife i....u know....with her!!! And now my wife is crying and won't talk to me! Officer: Your under arrest miss!! Kelly: WHAT??? I'll get you for this!!! Jack: I'd like to see you try!! Oh Janet!! Janet?? Where are you?? [searches around] Oh there you are!! Janet: Don't talk to me! Jack: I just wanted to let you know that girl Kelly got arrested. You know you're the only one for me and i love you! Janet: Oh Jack!!! I love you too!! A Lot!! Jack: How can I make this up to you??? Wait dont answer that- I have an idea!! Scene 4- Later in the Evening, at the Beach [Jack plans a party for him and Janet at the beach with some very special guests] Jack: Alright Janet close your eyes and dont open them til i say so! Janet: OK Jack: Alright...open them!! Guests: Happy Honeymoon Jack and Janet!! Janet: Oh!!! Look its Chrissy, Cindy, Larry, Mr. Furley, and the Ropers!!! Hello everyone! Cindy: I hope you're enjoying the day!!! Chrissy: Oh Cindy its not the day its the night! [snort snort] Mr. Furley: Hello Newlyweds and did i mention my FAVORITE tenants!! Mr. Roper: Congratulations kids! Mrs. Roper: You kids are lucky. Remember what you and me did on our honeymoon Stanley?? Mr. Roper: NOTHING!! Mrs. Roper: My point exactly!!! [laughing] Chrissy: Lets have a toast for Jack and Janet! Cindy: To our best friends Jack and Janet Mr. Furley: That they may have many memories! Mr. Roper: Happy years! Mrs. Roper: A Wonderful Life!! Chrissy: Hey guys lets leave these two alone! Anyway lets enjoy the party!! [all exit] Janet:Jack!! This has been the best day of my life!! I will never forget it!! Jack: This is the start of a new life for us! OMG i love you!! Janet: I love you too Jack!!! [they kiss, screen freezes] THE END What did u think?

06-16-2001, 04:14 PM	#2
Heather Hartnett RIP John Ritter Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 29, 2001 Location: CHICAGO! Posts: 398	that was great!!!! u hafta make more!...make 1 about chrissy!

06-16-2001, 04:15 PM	#3
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,407	I liked it too.

10-25-2023, 09:21 PM	#4
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 35,363	That was excellent!!!!!! Too bad it wasnt an episode!!!