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Krisalicious · 06-14-2001, 11:16 AM

Hey guys!!! Well here's my fanfic where the two blondes Chrissy and Terri finally meet. Hope ya like it!

Scene 1- Jack's Bistro

[Chrissy walks into Jack's Bistro, audience cheers. She turns around to look at a menu. Jack comes out the kitchen door and recognizes that familiar, blonde hair]

Jack: Excuse me miss, can I help you?[Chrissy turns around] Chrissy!!!!

Chrissy: [surprised] Jack!!! [they hug] Oh wow I can't believe its you! Wait a minute...is this...?

Jack: Yes Chrissy it is. This is my restaurant called Jack's Bistro.

Chrissy: Oh wow this is so amazing! I remember when u first moved in you dreamed of fulfilling your dream of having your own restautant and you dreamed and dreamed about it and now your dream has come true! [audience laughing]

Jack: [confused by the many times Chrissy said"dream"] Ummmm...I think so! Hey Chrissy, would you like to go back to the apartment with me, for old times sake? Oh Janet will be happy to see you! And Terri, oh you have to meet Terri!!

Chrissy: Who's Terri??????

Scene 2- The Apartment

Jack: Janet!!! Janet!!! Where are you??

Janet: What's wrong Jack? I'm just over....[overjoyed, sees Chrissy] Chrissy!!!
What are you doing here?

Chrissy: Hi Janet!!! I was just walking in town and I saw Jack's Bistro and I went inside and saw Jack and now, well, here i am!!!

Janet: Oh wow this is so exciting!! The trio back together again!

Terri:[walks in] Oh today at the hospital was so busy!!! There was this one patient who...[sees Chrissy] Well[to Chrissy] who are you?

Jack: Uh Terri, meet Chrissy Snow, Cindy's cousin. She was our old roommate before Cindy. And Chrissy, meet Terri Alden. She is our roommate now.

Mr. Furley: [walks in] LATE LATE LATE AGAIN!!! EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS TO PAY THE RENT!!

Chrissy: Oh Mr. Furley even me? I don't live here anymore! (snort snort) [audience laughing hard]

Mr. Furley: Why hello Chrissy! What brings you here?

Jack: She's just visiting.

Mr. Furley: Jack!! Is your name CHRISSY?!?! Chrissy is a woman's name! Oh wait nevermind i see how you got confused. [laughs]

Janet: Oh Mr. Furley can we please just give you the rent later?

Mr. Furley: LATER! LATER! LATER! That's always the case! [Mr. Furley exits]

Terri: Well, Chrissy, when did you live in the apartment?

Chrissy: Before Cindy

Jack and Janet: Here we go again!!

Janet: Chrissy honey i think Terri means "What Years" did you live here?

Chrissy: [confused] Oh. In that case 1977-1980.

Terri: Well that's nice. i moved here in 1981.

Larry: [enters] Guys I'm in deep trouble! This guy at the Regal Beagle wants to kill me! Oh hi Chrissy. Wow this guy is HUGE! [realizes what he just said] Chrissy! Nice to see you again. How'd you get here?

Chrissy: Hi Larry. Well i was visiting town and i walked into Jack's Bistro and...

Larry: [cuts her off] Yeah yeah thats great whatever. PLEASE HELP ME!!!

Jack: Alright Larry calm down we'll come with you. But who will stay here with Chrissy?

Terri: Well i guess i COULD....

Janet: Oh thanks Terri! Lets hurry! [ Jack, Janet, and Larry exit.]

Chrissy: Wow this apartment brings back lots of old memories. I remember once the three of us were keeping a puppy in here and we tried to hide it from our landlord. Then I remember the time Me and Jack got handcuffed and couldn't find the key to unlock it. [laughs]

Terri: Well i have a lot of memories too you know. I remember when I first got in here Jack hated me but he accepted me. Then i remember when Jack had a tattoo and he needed to get it removed. Janet and Mr. Furley thought he was at the hospital for the craziest things![laughs]

Chrissy: Hey Terri, do you think Jack and Janet had a.....favorite roommate?

Terri: Ummmmm no not technically. But we both know who it would be if they did.

Chrissy: Yeah, me!!! (snort snort)

Terri: Uh no i know that would be me!

Chrissy: Me!

Terri: Me!! [they continue arguing saying "me! me!"]

(Commercial break)

Scene 3- The Apartment

[Jack and Janet return to the apartment only to find a very angry Chrissy and Terri]

Terri: You are such a dumb blonde!!!

Chrissy: Well you are such a dumb...[realizes that Terri's hair is blonde too] nurse!!

Jack: Hey what's going on here???

Chrissy: She is being so mean to me!!!

Janet: Now Terri, thats no way to treat a guest!

Terri: Me being mean to her? She's being mean to me!

Jack: Now Chrissy that's no way to treat our roommate!

Janet: Well what exactly happened?

Chrissy: Oh well this can be settled right here right now!

Terri: Jack, Janet, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ROOMMATE???!?

Jack: What do you mean "Favorite Roommate?"

Chrissy: You know, the best one, the greatest one, the one you like the most. Gosh I always did the thinking around here! [audience laughs]

Janet: Well....I don't have a favorite one.

Terri: Janet don't lie!

Chrissy: Yeah we know you do so just tell us!

Jack: Terri, Chrissy, we could never pick a favorite roommate.

Chrissy: And why not?

Janet: Because we like you both equally. Both of you have had so many memories with us.

Jack: And both of you are the sweetest, nicest roommates a guy could ever have.

Terri: Oh thank you Jack! Chrissy, I'm sorry.

Chrissy: me too Terri [they hug]

Jack: Hey what about me? [Jack hugs Terri and Chrissy]Oh and how could I forget Janet! [Jack hugs Janet][Mr. Furley walks in] Oh Mr. Furley!!!

Mr. Furley: Don't even think about it Jack! [ audience laughs]

THE END!!!

I know it was kinda long, but what did you all think?

callmetootie · 06-14-2001, 11:27 AM

I liked it!

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Andrew Carden

rosentmb · 06-14-2001, 12:25 PM

Mektoons!

Krisalicious · 06-14-2001, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rosentmb:
Mektoons!

What is Mektoons??????

Sean Snow · 06-14-2001, 03:55 PM

I liked it too.

Jack's Beatle Poster · 06-14-2001, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89:
What is Mektoons??????

Mektoons is my internet comic strip and apparently, rosentmb has taken a liking to them.

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in your hand, your
free to make any speech
you want!!-Archie Bunker

STANLEY: The car was overheated,
Helen!
HELEN: So was I!!

MARGE: Kids can be so
cruel!
BART: We can? Thanks, Mom!
(Bart socks Lisa)
LISA: Oww!!

HELEN: Stanley, you got
2 choices. You either
put your pants on and take
me to that resturant...
Or leave them off and we
could stay here and
have fun!

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do something about that
bathroom.
WILLIS: Like what?
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Chain Gang Member · 02-18-2004, 10:23 AM

That was great!I just read it and I thought it was really funny

Christmas Snow · 02-20-2004, 12:23 AM

Awesome. I think you should make this into a show an have Chrissy move in or next door or Terri move out or something!

Czas na Zywiec · 03-18-2004, 03:41 AM

Wow, you're such a talented writer!!! Keep up the good work!!

Zuzzy · 03-18-2004, 05:48 PM

It's really funny! You know the characters well.

06-14-2001, 11:16 AM	#1
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	Chrissy Meets Terri (my fanfic) Hey guys!!! Well here's my fanfic where the two blondes Chrissy and Terri finally meet. Hope ya like it! Scene 1- Jack's Bistro [Chrissy walks into Jack's Bistro, audience cheers. She turns around to look at a menu. Jack comes out the kitchen door and recognizes that familiar, blonde hair] Jack: Excuse me miss, can I help you?[Chrissy turns around] Chrissy!!!! Chrissy: [surprised] Jack!!! [they hug] Oh wow I can't believe its you! Wait a minute...is this...? Jack: Yes Chrissy it is. This is my restaurant called Jack's Bistro. Chrissy: Oh wow this is so amazing! I remember when u first moved in you dreamed of fulfilling your dream of having your own restautant and you dreamed and dreamed about it and now your dream has come true! [audience laughing] Jack: [confused by the many times Chrissy said"dream"] Ummmm...I think so! Hey Chrissy, would you like to go back to the apartment with me, for old times sake? Oh Janet will be happy to see you! And Terri, oh you have to meet Terri!! Chrissy: Who's Terri?????? Scene 2- The Apartment Jack: Janet!!! Janet!!! Where are you?? Janet: What's wrong Jack? I'm just over....[overjoyed, sees Chrissy] Chrissy!!! What are you doing here? Chrissy: Hi Janet!!! I was just walking in town and I saw Jack's Bistro and I went inside and saw Jack and now, well, here i am!!! Janet: Oh wow this is so exciting!! The trio back together again! Terri:[walks in] Oh today at the hospital was so busy!!! There was this one patient who...[sees Chrissy] Well[to Chrissy] who are you? Jack: Uh Terri, meet Chrissy Snow, Cindy's cousin. She was our old roommate before Cindy. And Chrissy, meet Terri Alden. She is our roommate now. Mr. Furley: [walks in] LATE LATE LATE AGAIN!!! EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS TO PAY THE RENT!! Chrissy: Oh Mr. Furley even me? I don't live here anymore! (snort snort) [audience laughing hard] Mr. Furley: Why hello Chrissy! What brings you here? Jack: She's just visiting. Mr. Furley: Jack!! Is your name CHRISSY?!?! Chrissy is a woman's name! Oh wait nevermind i see how you got confused. [laughs] Janet: Oh Mr. Furley can we please just give you the rent later? Mr. Furley: LATER! LATER! LATER! That's always the case! [Mr. Furley exits] Terri: Well, Chrissy, when did you live in the apartment? Chrissy: Before Cindy Jack and Janet: Here we go again!! Janet: Chrissy honey i think Terri means "What Years" did you live here? Chrissy: [confused] Oh. In that case 1977-1980. Terri: Well that's nice. i moved here in 1981. Larry: [enters] Guys I'm in deep trouble! This guy at the Regal Beagle wants to kill me! Oh hi Chrissy. Wow this guy is HUGE! [realizes what he just said] Chrissy! Nice to see you again. How'd you get here? Chrissy: Hi Larry. Well i was visiting town and i walked into Jack's Bistro and... Larry: [cuts her off] Yeah yeah thats great whatever. PLEASE HELP ME!!! Jack: Alright Larry calm down we'll come with you. But who will stay here with Chrissy? Terri: Well i guess i COULD.... Janet: Oh thanks Terri! Lets hurry! [ Jack, Janet, and Larry exit.] Chrissy: Wow this apartment brings back lots of old memories. I remember once the three of us were keeping a puppy in here and we tried to hide it from our landlord. Then I remember the time Me and Jack got handcuffed and couldn't find the key to unlock it. [laughs] Terri: Well i have a lot of memories too you know. I remember when I first got in here Jack hated me but he accepted me. Then i remember when Jack had a tattoo and he needed to get it removed. Janet and Mr. Furley thought he was at the hospital for the craziest things![laughs] Chrissy: Hey Terri, do you think Jack and Janet had a.....favorite roommate? Terri: Ummmmm no not technically. But we both know who it would be if they did. Chrissy: Yeah, me!!! (snort snort) Terri: Uh no i know that would be me! Chrissy: Me! Terri: Me!! [they continue arguing saying "me! me!"] (Commercial break) Scene 3- The Apartment [Jack and Janet return to the apartment only to find a very angry Chrissy and Terri] Terri: You are such a dumb blonde!!! Chrissy: Well you are such a dumb...[realizes that Terri's hair is blonde too] nurse!! Jack: Hey what's going on here??? Chrissy: She is being so mean to me!!! Janet: Now Terri, thats no way to treat a guest! Terri: Me being mean to her? She's being mean to me! Jack: Now Chrissy that's no way to treat our roommate! Janet: Well what exactly happened? Chrissy: Oh well this can be settled right here right now! Terri: Jack, Janet, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ROOMMATE???!? Jack: What do you mean "Favorite Roommate?" Chrissy: You know, the best one, the greatest one, the one you like the most. Gosh I always did the thinking around here! [audience laughs] Janet: Well....I don't have a favorite one. Terri: Janet don't lie! Chrissy: Yeah we know you do so just tell us! Jack: Terri, Chrissy, we could never pick a favorite roommate. Chrissy: And why not? Janet: Because we like you both equally. Both of you have had so many memories with us. Jack: And both of you are the sweetest, nicest roommates a guy could ever have. Terri: Oh thank you Jack! Chrissy, I'm sorry. Chrissy: me too Terri [they hug] Jack: Hey what about me? [Jack hugs Terri and Chrissy]Oh and how could I forget Janet! [Jack hugs Janet][Mr. Furley walks in] Oh Mr. Furley!!! Mr. Furley: Don't even think about it Jack! [ audience laughs] THE END!!! I know it was kinda long, but what did you all think?

02-18-2004, 10:23 AM	#7
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02-20-2004, 12:23 AM	#8
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03-18-2004, 05:48 PM	#10
Zuzzy Damn straight. Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 16, 2004 Location: A cove where fun never ends! Posts: 5,966	It's really funny! You know the characters well.
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06-14-2001, 11:27 AM	#2
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	I liked it! ------------------ Andrew Carden

06-14-2001, 12:25 PM	#3
rosentmb Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 21, 2001 Posts: 51	Mektoons!

06-14-2001, 03:55 PM	#5
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	I liked it too.

03-18-2004, 03:41 AM	#9
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	Wow, you're such a talented writer!!! Keep up the good work!!