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Brad Russ · 10-28-2008, 11:07 AM

This thread is a tribute to Janice's kick ass product thread, only instead of mentioning products you love, you name products you've tried that you absolutely hated for one reason or another. I want to give credit where credit is due, I also got the idea for this thread from Janice Johnson's thread about things she didn't like, so thank you Janice Johnson for inspiring this thread!

My first kiss my a$$ product is generic sliced cheese that isn't Kraft. I haven't tried every kind, so I can't put them all down, but of the ones I have tried, they've tasted like crap, and felt like I was chewing on cud or something.

Generic sliced cheese can definitely kiss my a$$!!!

P.S. to Janice, I hope me using this thread title doesn't upset you. Please know that I did it as a tribute to your thread, and just thought it might be kind of funny to get an opposite view of various products.

Zoneboy · 10-28-2008, 11:21 AM

Their pizza was nothing but a mound of crust with very little toppings. I haven't tried their thin crust or brick oven pizza so maybe they'll be better than this garbage. I purchased a similar pizza that was a store brand and it put Freschetta to shame.

Doodyville10019 · 10-28-2008, 02:14 PM

To me, what really sucks is any off-brand (or generic) cola (especially those marketed under grocery store names). Most of them taste like tin, and some are barely drinkable at all!

BarneyFife · 10-28-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Doodyville10019

To me, what really sucks is any off-brand (or generic) cola (especially those marketed under grocery store names). Most of them taste like tin, and some are barely drinkable at all!

I agree, they have a stale taste to me.

I hate Torinos Pizza, they have no taste what so ever and the crust is like eating cardboard.

TripperFan · 10-28-2008, 04:10 PM

Oh Brad - BIG mistake buying generic processed cheese - unless it's Kraft, they all taste like floppy plastic!!

And Barney - just about any frozen pizza tastes like cardboard! You're better off to heat up the box it came in!

And for me, it's any of those LED puck lights (I bought mine at CostCo, but I'll bet they're all the same). If you mount them and turn them on and leave them on great - but the minute you turn them off, they stop working althogether. $#&@ing pieces of crap!!

Janice · 10-28-2008, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Mel

P.S. to Janice, I hope me using this thread title doesn't upset you. Please know that I did it as a tribute to your thread, and just thought it might be kind of funny to get an opposite view of various products.

It's a great idea, Brad. I'm sure I'll be adding to your thread.

LuLu Rogers · 10-28-2008, 05:16 PM

I LOVE the original!! but this diet version tastes like Dimetapp cough syrup

Janice Johnson · 10-28-2008, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Mel

This thread is a tribute to Janice's kick ass product thread, only instead of mentioning products you love, you name products you've tried that you absolutely hated for one reason or another. I want to give credit where credit is due, I also got the idea for this thread from Janice Johnson's thread about things she didn't like, so thank you Janice Johnson for inspiring this thread!

Oh, thank you, Little Mel. *Blushes graciously*

Theda Bara · 10-28-2008, 06:26 PM

As I mentioned before, Sushi, is one of my favorite foods. But, I will NEVER buy sushi at 7-11, again. OMG, the worse, tasting crap, ever. It is absolutely GROSS. I cannot even, describe how freaking disgusting 7-11's sushi is. It is horrible!!!

Hollow · 10-28-2008, 06:30 PM

dell laptops...i wonder if they're intended to inevitably fall apart so we keep having to spend money on replacements and such.

TripperFan · 10-28-2008, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hollywood Rock Chic

As I mentioned before, Sushi, is one of my favorite foods. But, I will NEVER buy sushi at 7-11, again. OMG, the worse, tasting crap, ever. It is absolutely GROSS. I cannot even, describe how freaking disgusting 7-11's sushi is. It is horrible!!!

Honey I love you....but.....what are you thinking??? IT'S 7-11 for pete's sake!!! I wouldn't buy anything other than a candy bar or chips from there!

'Course, with sushi and me, if I want that taste, I'll lick the bottom of a row boat! It's cheaper and fresher ...... and tastes the same!

bandito · 10-28-2008, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TripperFan

'Course, with sushi and me, if I want that taste, I'll lick the bottom of a row boat! It's cheaper and fresher ...... and tastes the same!

dawsongirl · 10-28-2008, 08:16 PM

Philips DVD Recorders. IDK, maybe they've improved since the early 2000s, but damn, those things didn't work from 1st use. On the other hand, my Panasonic has worked pretty flawlessly. So

Philips.

MonarC · 10-28-2008, 08:21 PM

Yeah I got one. Does anyone remember that infomercial in the 90's for...

DD7 - it was a stain remover. Yeah I remember my mom had it. It never got any of my stains out.

So kiss bootayyy DD7.

dawsongirl · 10-28-2008, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MonarC

Yeah I got one. Does anyone remember that infomercial in the 90's for...

DD7 - it was a stain remover. Yeah I remember my mom had it. It never got any of my stains out.

So kiss bootayyy DD7.

Totally remember that. And yeah, it didn't work quite as well as it said it would.

10-28-2008, 11:07 AM	#1
Brad Russ Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 17, 2002 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 10,085	Name a Kiss My Ass product! This thread is a tribute to Janice's kick ass product thread, only instead of mentioning products you love, you name products you've tried that you absolutely hated for one reason or another. I want to give credit where credit is due, I also got the idea for this thread from Janice Johnson's thread about things she didn't like, so thank you Janice Johnson for inspiring this thread! My first kiss my a$$ product is generic sliced cheese that isn't Kraft. I haven't tried every kind, so I can't put them all down, but of the ones I have tried, they've tasted like crap, and felt like I was chewing on cud or something. Generic sliced cheese can definitely kiss my a$$!!! P.S. to Janice, I hope me using this thread title doesn't upset you. Please know that I did it as a tribute to your thread, and just thought it might be kind of funny to get an opposite view of various products. Attached Images
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10-28-2008, 11:21 AM	#2
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10-28-2008, 04:10 PM	#5
TripperFan In God's Arms Now Forum Star Join Date: Sep 14, 2003 Location: Heartbreak Ridge Posts: 12,086	Oh Brad - BIG mistake buying generic processed cheese - unless it's Kraft, they all taste like floppy plastic!! And Barney - just about any frozen pizza tastes like cardboard! You're better off to heat up the box it came in! And for me, it's any of those LED puck lights (I bought mine at CostCo, but I'll bet they're all the same). If you mount them and turn them on and leave them on great - but the minute you turn them off, they stop working althogether. $#&@ing pieces of crap!!
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10-28-2008, 05:16 PM	#7
LuLu Rogers Colonel Brandon Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 Location: The Hogwarts Dungeons Posts: 11,013	I LOVE the original!! but this diet version tastes like Dimetapp cough syrup
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10-28-2008, 06:26 PM	#9
Theda Bara Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 27, 2006 Posts: 7,154	As I mentioned before, Sushi, is one of my favorite foods. But, I will NEVER buy sushi at 7-11, again. OMG, the worse, tasting crap, ever. It is absolutely GROSS. I cannot even, describe how freaking disgusting 7-11's sushi is. It is horrible!!!

10-28-2008, 06:30 PM	#10
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	dell laptops...i wonder if they're intended to inevitably fall apart so we keep having to spend money on replacements and such.

10-28-2008, 08:16 PM	#13
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Philips DVD Recorders. IDK, maybe they've improved since the early 2000s, but damn, those things didn't work from 1st use. On the other hand, my Panasonic has worked pretty flawlessly. So Philips.

10-28-2008, 08:21 PM	#14
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	Yeah I got one. Does anyone remember that infomercial in the 90's for... DD7 - it was a stain remover. Yeah I remember my mom had it. It never got any of my stains out. So kiss bootayyy DD7.