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treky · 10-25-2008, 09:35 PM

post 'em here, if you know any. Also Halloween cartoons, etc.
Here's a joke-a little boy decided to go out dressed as a pirate one year. He went to one house, went up to the door, rang the bell, when the door opened the lady saw him and said "Oh, a little pirate! But where are your buccaneers"? The kid replied "Right under my buccan-hat"!

phoebe7165 · 10-25-2008, 10:06 PM

Mine's a riddle and it's a bit corny -

Why can't witches have babies?
Because their husbands have hollow weenies.

Cactus Jack · 10-25-2008, 10:14 PM

The one in Phoebe's sig LOL

phoebe7165 · 10-26-2008, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Cactus Jack

The one in Phoebe's sig LOL

Thanks, Jack!!

I heard that one on a radio station a few years ago.

10-25-2008, 09:35 PM	#1
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	Halloween jokes post 'em here, if you know any. Also Halloween cartoons, etc. Here's a joke-a little boy decided to go out dressed as a pirate one year. He went to one house, went up to the door, rang the bell, when the door opened the lady saw him and said "Oh, a little pirate! But where are your buccaneers"? The kid replied "Right under my buccan-hat"!
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10-25-2008, 10:06 PM	#2
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	Mine's a riddle and it's a bit corny - Why can't witches have babies? Because their husbands have hollow weenies.
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10-25-2008, 10:14 PM	#3
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	The one in Phoebe's sig LOL
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