Friday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"TV or Not TV":

Ralph: "You once said: 'Ralph, I would be happy to live in a tent with you.'"

Alice: "I am still willing. I think it would be an improvement."

"The Sleepwalker":

Ralph: "Do you care if I waste away?"

Alice: "Sure I do Ralph. But, you wouldn't waste away if you stayed awake for nine years."

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

(Ralph has a towel wrapped around his head.)

Ralph: "I got a toothache. Why do you think I have this thing on for?"

Ed: "I thought you were going to be a bunny rabbit on that TV commercial."

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

Ralph: "You are an idiot."

Ed: "Maybe I am an idiot, but I don't have a doorknob hanging out of my mouth."

"Ralph Kramden Presents":

Ralph: "Do you have anybody to call to tell them that you are going to be late for work?"

Ed: "Who am I going to call? Who am I going to call? If I am going to be late, I would write a note down and drop it in the nearest manhole."

"Ralph Kramden Presents":

Ralph: "Suppose I don't get Jackie Gleason. Suppose I get someone just as exciting."

Ed: "Don't worry Ralph. If you don't get Jackie Gleason, there will be an event just as exciting. The Hanging of Ralph Kramden."

"Goodnight Sweet Prince":

(Ralph is having trouble sleeping during the daytime due to him working the night shift.)

Ralph: "Freddie Muller is keeping me on the night shift. That bum. Well, he won't be able to get away with it. Wait until I get my hands on him."

Ed: "Calm down before you do anything rash. Maybe you better sleep on it first."

"Flushing Ho":

(Ed took all of the waffles that were on the table.)

Ralph: "Can I have some waffles?"

Alice: "Don't tell me that you ate those already."

Ralph: "I didn't touch them. Henry VIII (Ed) got them ahead of me."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Ralph: "How will they know that I am a Hurricane without the jacket?"

Alice: "Just open your mouth."