Eric Cartman Wendy Question?

[teddybare]

Why didnt Cartman kick Wendys ass in the breast cancer episode? I thought Cartman could fight evidently not from what I saw. She beat the dog crap outta him.

[MusicJunkie]

haven't we seen several times that Eric is a weakling under the exterior? Remember when Kyle finally kicked his butt in the Christmas In Canada episode and he began to cry? I think we all knew from the onset of the episode that Wendy was going to kick his butt

[browneyes106]

Cartman whusses out a lot. I figured Wendy would beat him up.

[LysdahlLover]

Originally Posted by MusicJunkie

haven't we seen several times that Eric is a weakling under the exterior? Remember when Kyle finally kicked his butt in the Christmas In Canada episode and he began to cry? I think we all knew from the onset of the episode that Wendy was going to kick his butt

Well, he wasn't such a weakling when he damn near choked Kyle to death for giving him Ants In The Pants instead of a power ranger in the "Jesus Vs. Satan" episode, or had you forgotten that one?



Fact is, if Cartman and Kyle had thrown down, Cartman would've beaten the dogsh*t out of him, and everyone with an IQ over 3 realizes that.



But, starting with that "Christmas In Canada" episode you mentioned, back in December 2003, the show's writers have been making sure that Cartman pretty much gets his face rubbed in it everytime. Why? Well, as far I'm concerned, BECAUSE THEY'RE A BUNCH OF PUS SIES!!! They've basically decided to bend over to the Comedy Central brass and turn Cartman into the Colonel Klink or Archie Bunker of their program: While he is allowed to EXIST, he is *NEVER*allowed to WIN. The most he can hope for is to simply break even, as in the "Cartman Gets Tourettes" and "Ginger Kids" episodes.



F***k Comedy Central and the dildo they rode in on.