Saturday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"A Promotion Part 1":

Ralph: "I know how to throw my weight around."

Alice: "If you knew how to throw it around, you wouldn't leave it where it is."

"A Promotion Part 1":

(The apartment building is freezing and it is freezing outside.)

Ralph: "Where is the landlord?"

Man: "Florida."

Ralph: "Florida?"

Man: "He can't stand this cold weather."

"The Main Event":

(Ralph just became Dynamite's manager.)

Ralph: "This is a historical spot. Right here they are going to have a sign. Do you know what it is going to say?"

Ed: "Yeah: 'Cigarette machine is out of order.'"

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

(Ralph & Alice are on Beat The Clock.)

Bud Collyer (as himself): "Wave to your mother."

Ralph (waving): "Hi Mom!"

Bud: "Wouldn't your mother feel good now she saw you do that?"

Ralph: "I don't think so. She doesn't have a TV set."

"Hello Mom":

Ed: "What's a five-letter word for fat?"

Alice: "Ralph."

"Boy Next Door":

(Ralph just found out that it was Ed who wrote the note.)

Mrs. Patterson: "Notice the open o's."

Ralph: "Open O's? I will open his head."

"Boy Next Door":

Mrs. Paterson: "He spells beauty. B-u-t-e-y."

Ed: "That is the way I spell it."

Mrs. Paterson: "It's b-e-a-u-t-y."

Ralph: "Why did you tell him? Why didn't you let him wallow in his own ignorance?"

"Young At Heart":

(Ralph comes out in his crazy attire.)

Ralph: "How about it? What do you think?"

Ed: "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just give me time to drink this whole think in. It's like looking at Boulder Dam for the first time."

"The Sleepwalker":

(Ralph is trying to get Ed who's sleepwalking on top of the another
building. Ed is eating a banana and drops the peel.)

Ralph (yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Alice: "He slipped."

Trixie: "Ed slipped?"

Alice: "No Ralph did. He slipped on a banana peel."