Mark Wahlberg Threatens To 'Crack' SNL Comedian's Nose - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 10-17-2008, 04:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOSio..._crack_comedia

Reformed thug Mark Wahlberg has threatened to 'crack' comedian Andy Samberg's nose after the funnyman poked fun at him in a skit on American comedy show Saturday Night Live.

The Happening actor, a one-time juvenile delinquent, admits he was far from impressed with Samberg's comedy in a farmyard segment, where he pretended to be hard-man Wahlberg. And he made his feelings known on late-night chat show Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday when he was reminded of the clip.

Wahlberg said, "When I see that kid, I'm gonna crack that big f#*king nose of his." But the actor made sure Kimmel knew he was partly joking when he used Samberg's Wahlberg catchphrase, adding, "And then I'm gonna tell him, 'Say hi to your mother for me.'"

However Samberg still needs to be worried; Wahlberg said, "I think I'm gonna get on a plane tomorrow, I'm gonna go to New York... wherever the f*@k they shoot that show. He probably doesn't have a dressing room so I have to find him in the cafeteria, and I'm gonna slap him in the big nose. Tune in, I guaran-f**king-tee you... And then instead of me forgiving him, I'll ask him to forgive me. Right?"

friendsfan77 · 10-17-2008, 04:54 PM

Wow, real mature, Mark.

MusicJunkie · 10-17-2008, 05:32 PM

another reason to dislike Mark. I've disliked him since his Brokeback Mountain comments (which I agree isn't a movie to show your kids... but neither are any of the ultra-violent movies he does either, so it was stupid to turn it down for that and he looked like an idiot for going public with why he turned it down) and the way he started bashing David Beckham for no reason, who at the same age is much better looking anyways. Nevermind the pre-stardom juvenile delinquent trackrecord and the fact that a poor guy is blind because of him. Mark is a no-talent who got by on looks and the right connections.

Team Samberg!! And you just know that with Mark's comments, all he did was guarentee more sketches, and ones that are going to be even more brutal. He's about on the same level with J. Lo when it comes to a lack of a sense of humor about themselves.

catlover79 · 10-17-2008, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by friendsfan77

Wow, real mature, Mark.

Grow up already, Mark...I'm still amazed he was able to live down the Marky Mark persona. He should consider himself lucky!!

Brian Damage · 10-17-2008, 06:49 PM

The “Max Payne” star will make an appearance on this weekend’s “Saturday Night Live,” Access Hollywood has learned.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27241949/

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 11-01-2008, 05:51 PM

Seeing as he went onto the show to joke about it after (which was very funny, lol, re-enacting the skit himself), I don't think he was being serious with his comments. Just a brutal sense of humor, perhaps.

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Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,108	Mark Wahlberg Threatens To 'Crack' SNL Comedian's Nose http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOSio..._crack_comedia Reformed thug Mark Wahlberg has threatened to 'crack' comedian Andy Samberg's nose after the funnyman poked fun at him in a skit on American comedy show Saturday Night Live. The Happening actor, a one-time juvenile delinquent, admits he was far from impressed with Samberg's comedy in a farmyard segment, where he pretended to be hard-man Wahlberg. And he made his feelings known on late-night chat show Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday when he was reminded of the clip. Wahlberg said, "When I see that kid, I'm gonna crack that big f#king nose of his." But the actor made sure Kimmel knew he was partly joking when he used Samberg's Wahlberg catchphrase, adding, "And then I'm gonna tell him, 'Say hi to your mother for me.'" However Samberg still needs to be worried; Wahlberg said, "I think I'm gonna get on a plane tomorrow, I'm gonna go to New York... wherever the f@k they shoot that show. He probably doesn't have a dressing room so I have to find him in the cafeteria, and I'm gonna slap him in the big nose. Tune in, I guaran-f**king-tee you... And then instead of me forgiving him, I'll ask him to forgive me. Right?" Attached Images
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Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,108	Mark Wahlberg to appear on ‘SNL’ This Saturday The “Max Payne” star will make an appearance on this weekend’s “Saturday Night Live,” Access Hollywood has learned. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27241949/

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Pleasant Tomorrow Member Forum Addict Join Date: Feb 19, 2003 Location: New York Posts: 69,525	Seeing as he went onto the show to joke about it after (which was very funny, lol, re-enacting the skit himself), I don't think he was being serious with his comments. Just a brutal sense of humor, perhaps.
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friendsfan77 - Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 02, 2004 Location: Duluth, GA Posts: 3,165	Wow, real mature, Mark.

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MusicJunkie Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 23, 2008 Location: where I live Posts: 791	another reason to dislike Mark. I've disliked him since his Brokeback Mountain comments (which I agree isn't a movie to show your kids... but neither are any of the ultra-violent movies he does either, so it was stupid to turn it down for that and he looked like an idiot for going public with why he turned it down) and the way he started bashing David Beckham for no reason, who at the same age is much better looking anyways. Nevermind the pre-stardom juvenile delinquent trackrecord and the fact that a poor guy is blind because of him. Mark is a no-talent who got by on looks and the right connections. Team Samberg!! And you just know that with Mark's comments, all he did was guarentee more sketches, and ones that are going to be even more brutal. He's about on the same level with J. Lo when it comes to a lack of a sense of humor about themselves.