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Tubehead · 10-12-2008, 02:03 AM

mine are:
Enought- this is the most stupidest moive i ever seen
son of the mask
what dream may come true
man of the house with tommy leejones
Taxie driver with
Unleashed
Drumline
BABY GENIUSES
K-Pax
One hour photo it was just boring
Mcheal
Water world

MrRetro_08 · 10-12-2008, 05:30 AM

Scary Movie 4 & Hercules in New York.

TJL · 10-12-2008, 07:55 AM

I can't think of one particular film that was the worst; but I will give a shout out to the films of Uwe Boll.
This German film maker has the distinction of being the worst director since Ed Wood. He's cranked out a lot of films over the past several years, so if you're in the mood for something terrible with loads of B-list stars, rent his movies!

Good luck.

tv star collector · 10-12-2008, 07:58 AM

I don't know about the worst, but "Howard the Duck" was quite a turkey!

Jude The Obscure · 10-12-2008, 11:15 AM

Two of Whoopi Goldberg's movies "Burglar" and "The Telephone" rank right up there!

Jack Gomez · 10-14-2008, 01:43 PM

Silent Night Deadly Night part 2 and The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

comedyfreak · 10-15-2008, 05:45 AM

I didn't like The Bridges of Madison County, too slow.

bmasters9 · 10-15-2008, 11:23 AM

"Titanic" is one of the worst films that I've seen. Not to deny that the actual event happened (the ship striking the iceberg in 1912), but three things made this film strike out (and I mean that in a bad way):

--The length: Seriously, 3 hrs. plus to show how a ship struck an iceberg and sank?! That's not good, especially with all that stupid romantic filler. There are football games that last that long that are more interesting.

--The frontal nudity: That scene where Rose (I think that it was Rose) was shown nude as part of a painting that someone else was doing (I forgot the name of the painter) should have merited this film a strong (and I do mean strong) "R" rating, as I do not think that I am a fan of nudity in films or television. "Airplane!," a 1980 film that I actually have liked, also had a shot of nudity; it would have been an absolutely flawless film if it weren't for that.

--"My Heart Will Go On": My goodness, can anyone think of a stupider song by anyone else than this one by Celine Dion?! Based on what I've read (if I'm not incorrect), it was sung over and over again all throughout the film. Now, don't get me wrong-- I love listening to certain songs over and over again (mainly television theme songs and some country songs), but I am turned off to Celine Dion based on that song.

If you liked "Titanic," that's your business-- enjoy it all you want. I loathed it though, and I wish that I never saw it.

70s show watcher · 10-15-2008, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by comedyfreak

I didn't like The Bridges of Madison County, too slow.

i caant stand that movie

70s show watcher · 10-15-2008, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bmasters9

"Titanic" is one of the worst films that I've seen. Not to deny that the actual event happened (the ship striking the iceberg in 1912), but three things made this film strike out (and I mean that in a bad way):

--The length: Seriously, 3 hrs. plus to show how a ship struck an iceberg and sank?! That's not good, especially with all that stupid romantic filler. There are football games that last that long that are more interesting.

--The frontal nudity: That scene where Rose (I think that it was Rose) was shown nude as part of a painting that someone else was doing (I forgot the name of the painter) should have merited this film a strong (and I do mean strong) "R" rating, as I do not think that I am a fan of nudity in films or television. "Airplane!," a 1980 film that I actually have liked, also had a shot of nudity; it would have been an absolutely flawless film if it weren't for that.

--"My Heart Will Go On": My goodness, can anyone think of a stupider song by anyone else than this one by Celine Dion?! Based on what I've read (if I'm not incorrect), it was sung over and over again all throughout the film. Now, don't get me wrong-- I love listening to certain songs over and over again (mainly television theme songs and some country songs), but I am turned off to Celine Dion based on that song.

If you liked "Titanic," that's your business-- enjoy it all you want. I loathed it though, and I wish that I never saw it.

i thought i was the only person who didnt like it it all nice to meet another who dislikes it

bmasters9 · 10-15-2008, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 70s show watcher

i thought i was the only person who didnt like it it all nice to meet another who dislikes it

That's much appreciated. I'm glad that you and I both disliked the "Titanic" film. I would like to explain this-- when I said that I disliked nudity in films and television, that usually means female frontal nudity, as well as complete nudity of either gender. Males are excused from the "frontal nudity" part, but the "complete nudity" part still applies.

Nighthawk76 · 10-15-2008, 06:31 PM

Armageddon -I hate this movie! Even though I think that pretty much everything that Jerry Bruckheimer has produced since the death of Don Simpson has been bad, this movie takes the cake. Michael Bay is one of the worst directors on the face of the Earth. The only thing that he seems to know how to direct are things exploding. Then you add Bruce Willis and Ben Afflect, two of the worst actors ever, into the mix and you have one bad movie.

MusicJunkie · 10-15-2008, 07:07 PM

I don't get the hatred for nudity. I agree sometimes it's excessive but we're all adults here, a flash of boobs or ass isn't going to be the end of the world. And let's face it, the nude scene in Titanic was handled with class. Standing for a sculpture is not the same thing as tying someone to the bed and performing s&m on them. Now if there had been a scene where Rose handcuffed Jack to the bed and started whipping him, I could see where some might be offended, but posing nude for a classy picture is something else completely. I feel that people are too uptight about nudity and too laxed about violence in movies.

HuntingtonM15 · 10-15-2008, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MusicJunkie

Standing for a sculpture is not the same thing as tying someone to the bed and performing s&m on them.

Cactus Jack · 10-15-2008, 09:20 PM

Sweet 15- A cultural movie we had ti watch in Spanish, some liked it but OH..........MY......****ING GOD..UT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING. The girl was whiny, te guy playing her boyfriend had to be nearing his 30s and had a mullet and was illiterate, sooooooooo bad oh man.I did like one part, when I went to the bathroom

Bicentennial Man- I know people like it, and I cant see why, unless they went in expecting a HILARIOUS robot comedy and got a drama from Robin Williams. Also I was 10.

Superman IV: It's also a quest for peace, and they succeeded, cause its that bad.

And the Earth Did Not Swallow Him-Another one we had to watch in Spanish 2 in my junior year of high school, like Sweet 15. The earth shouldve swallowed the people involved in this.

Spice World- Do I have to explain this?

10-12-2008, 02:03 AM	#1
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10-12-2008, 07:58 AM	#4
tv star collector I Love Susie Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 18, 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 4,486	I don't know about the worst, but "Howard the Duck" was quite a turkey!

10-12-2008, 11:15 AM	#5
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	Two of Whoopi Goldberg's movies "Burglar" and "The Telephone" rank right up there!

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10-15-2008, 11:23 AM	#8
bmasters9 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2007 Posts: 2,550	"Titanic" is one of the worst films that I've seen. Not to deny that the actual event happened (the ship striking the iceberg in 1912), but three things made this film strike out (and I mean that in a bad way): --The length: Seriously, 3 hrs. plus to show how a ship struck an iceberg and sank?! That's not good, especially with all that stupid romantic filler. There are football games that last that long that are more interesting. --The frontal nudity: That scene where Rose (I think that it was Rose) was shown nude as part of a painting that someone else was doing (I forgot the name of the painter) should have merited this film a strong (and I do mean strong) "R" rating, as I do not think that I am a fan of nudity in films or television. "Airplane!," a 1980 film that I actually have liked, also had a shot of nudity; it would have been an absolutely flawless film if it weren't for that. --"My Heart Will Go On": My goodness, can anyone think of a stupider song by anyone else than this one by Celine Dion?! Based on what I've read (if I'm not incorrect), it was sung over and over again all throughout the film. Now, don't get me wrong-- I love listening to certain songs over and over again (mainly television theme songs and some country songs), but I am turned off to Celine Dion based on that song. If you liked "Titanic," that's your business-- enjoy it all you want. I loathed it though, and I wish that I never saw it.

10-15-2008, 06:31 PM	#12
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	Armageddon -I hate this movie! Even though I think that pretty much everything that Jerry Bruckheimer has produced since the death of Don Simpson has been bad, this movie takes the cake. Michael Bay is one of the worst directors on the face of the Earth. The only thing that he seems to know how to direct are things exploding. Then you add Bruce Willis and Ben Afflect, two of the worst actors ever, into the mix and you have one bad movie.

10-15-2008, 07:07 PM	#13
MusicJunkie Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 23, 2008 Location: where I live Posts: 791	I don't get the hatred for nudity. I agree sometimes it's excessive but we're all adults here, a flash of boobs or ass isn't going to be the end of the world. And let's face it, the nude scene in Titanic was handled with class. Standing for a sculpture is not the same thing as tying someone to the bed and performing s&m on them. Now if there had been a scene where Rose handcuffed Jack to the bed and started whipping him, I could see where some might be offended, but posing nude for a classy picture is something else completely. I feel that people are too uptight about nudity and too laxed about violence in movies.