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Frank Gannucci · 10-08-2008, 05:50 PM

"The Worry Wart":

Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning on that refund - IN ITS ENTIRETY! I need all of the refund - all 42 dollars! I can't afford to let any of the 42 go! I got to go down to Fred's Landings - I need 42 dollars! What am I gonna do if I haven't got enough money?"

Alice: "We'll just have to cut down, Ralph. Just ask for a cheaper tent with a smaller snake."

"A Matter of Life & Death":

Ralph: "Don't take any pictures of Dr. Norton. He's very modest."

Ed: "I wouldn't mind a few pictures."

"Brother Ralph":

Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph? You are my husband."

Ralph: "No, I'm your brother."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

(The Kramdens and Nortons run into "Mr. Mosby" in hopes of getting a cottage. The one that they are in costs $2,000.)

"Mr. Mosby": "I'm going to do for you what I did for my mother."

Ed: "You are going to buy a cottage for us?"

"Jellybeans":

Ralph: "I have always been lucky at contests. Remember last year at Harry's Grove when I won the clam eating contest?"

Alice (from bedroom): "Yeah?"

Ralph: "I got $5 from that. $5."

Alice (coming out of the bedroom): "You sure did and you spent $7 on Alka-Seltzer."

"Jellybeans":

(Ed takes some of the jellybeans and eats them. Ralph spots him.)

Ralph (yells): "WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT ARE YOU EATING THOSE JELLYBEANS FOR?"

Ed: "What's the matter? What are they, poisoned?"

"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":

Nick: "How about $400 a week."

(Ralph coughs.)

Nick: "$500."

(Ralph coughs more.)

Nick: "$600."

Ralph: "Norton, give me some water."

Ed: "Don't be a dope Ralph. Keep coughing Ralph. You will be a millionaire in no time."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

Ed: "Now give me the $5."

Ralph (making a fist in an angry fashion): "You want five? I will give you five right now."

"Without Reservations":

Stanley: "You know that this is the first time in a long time that I have been here for one of your meals?"

Ralph: "You act like you haven't eaten since."

zemetrius · 10-09-2008, 02:32 AM

i am looking for one quote in particular, it is the "bang zoom straight to the moon" one, i may have wrote it wrong but hopefully it is enough for someone to point me to one episode with that line. thanks for the help to whoever can help.

zemetrius

zemetrius · 10-10-2008, 10:28 PM

there were 39 episodes of the honeymooners, i did not relize how hard it would be to find one repeated line of

"Ooh, Alice, one of these days: bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!"

but boy was i wrong, if anyone remembers hearing that line in one of those episodes it would be very helpful if it could be passed on.

zemetrius

Bill S. · 10-12-2008, 03:42 AM

No such episode exists. "Bang zoom" and "to the moon" were two separate catchphrases that were never combined, though it is a pretty common misconception that they were.

zemetrius · 10-12-2008, 10:40 AM

yeah that figures, ok thanks for the help.

10-08-2008, 05:50 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,067	Wednesday's Quotes: "The Worry Wart": Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning on that refund - IN ITS ENTIRETY! I need all of the refund - all 42 dollars! I can't afford to let any of the 42 go! I got to go down to Fred's Landings - I need 42 dollars! What am I gonna do if I haven't got enough money?" Alice: "We'll just have to cut down, Ralph. Just ask for a cheaper tent with a smaller snake." "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph: "Don't take any pictures of Dr. Norton. He's very modest." Ed: "I wouldn't mind a few pictures." "Brother Ralph": Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph? You are my husband." Ralph: "No, I'm your brother." "Cottage For Sale Part 1": (The Kramdens and Nortons run into "Mr. Mosby" in hopes of getting a cottage. The one that they are in costs $2,000.) "Mr. Mosby": "I'm going to do for you what I did for my mother." Ed: "You are going to buy a cottage for us?" "Jellybeans": Ralph: "I have always been lucky at contests. Remember last year at Harry's Grove when I won the clam eating contest?" Alice (from bedroom): "Yeah?" Ralph: "I got $5 from that. $5." Alice (coming out of the bedroom): "You sure did and you spent $7 on Alka-Seltzer." "Jellybeans": (Ed takes some of the jellybeans and eats them. Ralph spots him.) Ralph (yells): "WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT ARE YOU EATING THOSE JELLYBEANS FOR?" Ed: "What's the matter? What are they, poisoned?" "Two Faces of Ralph Kramden": Nick: "How about $400 a week." (Ralph coughs.) Nick: "$500." (Ralph coughs more.) Nick: "$600." Ralph: "Norton, give me some water." Ed: "Don't be a dope Ralph. Keep coughing Ralph. You will be a millionaire in no time." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": Ed: "Now give me the $5." Ralph (making a fist in an angry fashion): "You want five? I will give you five right now." "Without Reservations": Stanley: "You know that this is the first time in a long time that I have been here for one of your meals?" Ralph: "You act like you haven't eaten since."

10-09-2008, 02:32 AM	#2
zemetrius Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Oct 09, 2008 Posts: 3	a simple question i hope i am looking for one quote in particular, it is the "bang zoom straight to the moon" one, i may have wrote it wrong but hopefully it is enough for someone to point me to one episode with that line. thanks for the help to whoever can help. zemetrius

10-10-2008, 10:28 PM	#3
zemetrius Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Oct 09, 2008 Posts: 3	looking for a single phrase in one episode there were 39 episodes of the honeymooners, i did not relize how hard it would be to find one repeated line of "Ooh, Alice, one of these days: bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!" but boy was i wrong, if anyone remembers hearing that line in one of those episodes it would be very helpful if it could be passed on. zemetrius

10-12-2008, 10:40 AM	#5
zemetrius Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Oct 09, 2008 Posts: 3	just my luck yeah that figures, ok thanks for the help.

10-12-2008, 03:42 AM	#4
Bill S. Member Senior Member Join Date: May 11, 2003 Posts: 1,112	No such episode exists. "Bang zoom" and "to the moon" were two separate catchphrases that were never combined, though it is a pretty common misconception that they were.